When I think of bird watching, Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds comes immediately to mind. They are beautiful creatures, but sometimes show their eerie side when they get aggressive. I often see this when our neighbors feed the Sand Cranes in the morning while I swim. It’s even worse if they don’t feed them and they get hangry, crying out as if in pain. Our Homeowner’s Association frowns on feeding any of the wildlife, yet the bird banquet continues to happen. The black birds, colorful marsh species, and other cranes hang around for the feast. However, if the neighbors are not there to feed them, they moan, squawk, and squabble, hoping to attract attention. 

My neighbors across the street are annoyed with this activity and have reported them. I’m pretty sure the folks next door will think it was me that ratted on their illegal activity. We barely speak already, so this will further alienate them for our little community. I’m also wondering what kind of withdrawal these giant birds will go through when the feeding eventually is stopped. Will they come after me with their sharp claws and knife-like beaks? Will they organize an army of their feathered friends, tear through the lanai screening, and seek revenge?  Or just go straight to the refrigerator?

I’m just trying to fit in with the people around me. We’ve attended and even hosted get-acquainted block parties. We wave and smile as people go by in cars, golf carts, and on foot. Yet, I’ve already gotten in trouble with one neighbor for even thinking about letting our dog on his lawn, while our schnauzer Tally seems magnetically drawn there every time I take her out. Now, this Sand Crane incident could lead to another little feud. There are some strange birds on my block and I’m not talking about the flying, feathered kind or Snowbirds. Alfred Hitchcock knows what I mean – they’ll peck out your eyes if you get too close to their nest. Stay tuned for the next episode of The Birds!