Category: CREATURE FEATURES (Page 13 of 37)
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! (Plus dogs and cats)
The radio show, “Sunday Morning Brunch” aired on the right day and the sun was shining. These were two clear signs that today was off to a much better start than yesterday. However, I once again felt like I was running uphill, against the wind, with a piano on my back. I’m going to need to seek some chiropractor aid to get rid of these concrete shoes. I squeezed my legs into some thigh compression sleeves and support socks to hold everything together, but still limped awkwardly to the finish line. Day #4137 is at least in the books.
It might be too nice outside to stay indoors all day. Tally will be anxious for a good walk, and I need to keep my legs moving so they don’t totally harden like cement. It should be in the mid-sixties, enough to think about a drive out to wine country. We have a couple of Wine Club shipments to pick-up but have to arrange for an appointment. It’s not like the good old days when you could just stop by for a tasting. You now have to think before you can drink! The virus continues to win!
I did win my battle with Medicare, and will be paying less than half of what they originally planned to collect monthly, based on past IRS filings. This is a big relief since both my wife and I are now retired, with health insurance taking a big chunk of our present budget. She still has to pay on a venomous COBRA plan for two more years until she’s Medicare eligible. I just received correspondence that they will be reducing my payout to be more in line with our reduced annual household income. It did, however, require several letters, phone calls, and visits to eventually get it done. At this stage of life, reward often comes from saving money rather than making more!
I continue to save money on staying home, but this is a good/bad scenario. We were originally scheduled to be gone about 17 days in April and May. This translates into about $17,000, when you take into account airfare, hotels, tours, dog sitting, rental cars, dining, and souvenirs. (See Post #320). The bad news is that even when we’re at this stage of not going anywhere, we’re still paying out about $80/day in timeshare expenses. Unfortunately, it’s use it or lose it…and we’re NOT! We’re also missing out on the very thing that we saved to do – see the world.
The only way to include travel in my writing these days is to mention where we might have been. We could have been with my wife’s daughter and husband in San Francisco. Then, it would have been off to Bali, a Broadway inspired dream of hers, with tropical breezes and lazy beaches. Instead, we’re stuck at home, watching TV shows like The Kominsky Method, Killing Eve, Ozark, and Paranoid. There’s no pool-side service, ocean view, or even a Golden Gate Bridge. We do have lots of take-out options and a dog to keep us entertained. Right now, we have to make the best of it. After all, there is “No Place But Home.”
When I first retired three years ago, I began to make fun of not knowing what day of the week it was? After all, there was no Monday wake-up call anymore and the next vacation day was already here. Weekends were like any other day and just didn’t feel special any more. I had to learn to embrace enjoying the moment rather than anxiously anticipating Friday at Five. As I turned on the radio this morning, I was totally confused. “What is today but yesterday’s tomorrow?”
I guess it’s an indication of the current state of the media business. Layoffs, furloughs, and work-at-home restrictions are taking their toll. As I set-off on my run, they were airing Sunday morning’s program on Saturday. I had to double-check my calendar to make sure that I hadn’t somehow missed a day. To make matters worse, the voice track didn’t match the songs introduced by the host. Since I’m a regular listener, it was actually a “Sunday Brunch” show that ran two weeks ago, and makes me curious about what they’ll run tomorrow when it actually is Sunday? Isn’t it?
People have gotten creative and have come up with hashtags denoting “#Sunday Funday,” “#Messy Monday,” “#Tipsy Tuesday,” “#Wasted Wednesday,” etc. As I eventually settled into a retirement routine, my days became known as: “Matinee Monday,” “Cooking Night,” “Date Night,” “Errand Thursday,” “Leadership Friday,” “Dog Stroller Saturday,” and “Trash Day.” Anymore, with the movie theaters temporary closed, restaurants limited to take-out, and friendly gatherings banned, the days sadly run together. It tends to be the-same-old-same-old every day. This leads to all the confusion on what day it actually is? When the local radio station doesn’t know what day it is either, maybe it’s April Fool’s Day? Or it could simply be “#What Day?”
I did feel like an “Old Sport” in my running “Shorts” this morning, dragging a sore left leg and extra weight on top of my concrete-like feet. It was slow going on Day #4129 of “The Streak,” thinking of how much longer I’ll be able to maintain this daily routine. I think this viral threat has aged me both physically and mentally. It’s hard to get going every day in a fight against an enemy we can’t see coming. Some of my favorite past-times have been taken away in the process, including basketball and baseball just for starters. As I mourn the lack of sports in my life, I at least wanted to write about it today!
To think I was on my way to Spring Training and in anticipation of March Madness when this whole pandemic started. The hotel where we were staying would soon empty and the restaurants began to slowly shut-down. We got on a plane to fly back, leary of what was to come in the way of self-quarantine, social distancing, and protective gear. My reality was the fact that all sports stopped when at first play was restricted to just fans. At least, we’d be able to watch on TV, but instead we’re stuck on re-play. Out of habit, I continue to check the ESPN app, but unfortunately there’s little to report.
I did run across Tim Kurkjian’s article about baseball uniform numbers and the greatest players in history to wear each one. It struck me because as a kid I was drawn to #10 when it came time to pick a uniform. It was because of my catching hero Sherm Lollar of the Chicago White Sox. I have his 1955 uniform in my collection, along with lots of cards, pictures, and stories about his career. I would imagine that many other kids made similar decisions in Little League based on their favorites.
#10 in the article was assigned to Chipper Jones of the Atlanta Braves, a top-four Hall of Fame third baseman. He was born as I turned twenty-one. Sherm sadly died five years later. I’m sure there are those that adopted #10 based on Chipper’s popularity. Sherm, I’m sure was far down the list of those wearing the number, since he will probably never inducted into the Cooperstown Club. Chipper’s #10 was ceremoniously retired by the Braves, while infielder Yoan Moncada currently wears it for the White Sox. Sparky Anderson, Dick Howser, Phil Rizzuto, Ron Santo, Tony LaRussa, Tom Kelly, and Michael Young all wore #10 and were honored by their respective teams by not allowing others to ever wear it again. Howser, Kelly, and Young have yet to be inducted nationally.
Kurkjiun reported that the Yankees were the first to put numbers on the back on their jerseys starting in 1929. “The numbers often corresponded to where the player hit the batting order, which is how Babe Ruth ended up with No. 3 and Lou Gehrig No. 4.” Other Yankees secured their place in numbers history with Derek Jeter #2, Joe DiMaggio #5, Mickey Mantle #7, Sherm’s rival Yogi Berra #8, Alex Rodriguez #13, Whitey Ford #16, and Roy Campanella #39. Many of my childhood baseball peers fought over Mickey and Yogi’s numbers, while #10 was usually always available.
Some kids wanted to be #1 like Ozzie Smith or #6 Stan Musial, particularly if they were Cardinals’ fans. #17 Dizzy Dean and the Gaslight Gang was slightly before my time. If you were a Reds’ fan, Barry Larkin #11 or controversial Pete Rose #14 were probably your top uniform choices. Ted Williams wore #9 while Red Sox traitor to the Yankees Johnny Damon #18, Tony Gwynn claims #20, Roberto Clemente #21,Clayton Kershaw #22, “Say Hey” Willie Mays #24, Barry Bonds #25, Wade Boggs #26, and Mike Trout #27. They are each Hall-of-Famers on Kurkjian’s list. With the current trends in free-agency, it’s more challenging for a player to retain the same number throughout their career, particularly if it’s retired by the team they join. Big bucks have also been rumored to change hands during team transitions since the number is part of a player’s brand.
In the higher ranges of uniform numbers, everyone wears No. 42 on Jackie Robinson Day. Hank Aaron wore #44 on his back, Nolan Ryan #30, Greg Maddux #31, and Sandy Kolfax #32. If you were into base-running speed you might crave the number 35 of Ricky Henderson fame. Orel Hershiser owns #55, the highest number on this particular list. Other pitchers like Goose Gossage chose #54, Don Drysdale #53, CC Sabathia #52, Randy Johnson #51, J.R. Richard #50, Hoyt Wilhelm #49, Tom Glavine #47, Lee Smith #46, Bob Gibson #45, Dennis Eckersley #43, Bartolo Colon #40, Curt Schilling #38, spit-baller Gaylord Perry #36, and Tom Seaver #41.
I’ve been skipping around quite a bit on the ESPN list with preference given to some of my more familiar favorites. For the record, these are all great players, with just a few yet to gain Hall-of-Fame status. The best defensive second-baseman in his opinion was #12 Roberto Alomar, Carlos Beltran tops those wearing #15, followed by #20 Mike Schmidt, #23 Ryne Sandberg of the Cubs, Bert Blyleven #28, Rod Carew #29, Eddie Murray #33, Big Papi, David Ortiz #34, Keith Hernandez #37, and last but not least Torii Hunter #48. At this stage, too many uniform numbers have already been claimed forever, so modern day players will have to start at #56 to make a lasting numerical impression. Who will be the first to wear #100 or #1000? Manny Ramiriez and Aaron Judge have already claimed #99, while Yasiel Puig wears #66. It’s a number game – what’s lucky for you?
Let’s get right into the meat of things this morning. I think I finally got my Medicare Part B payments in line with current income, as opposed to tax records years ago when my wife and I were both drawing a paycheck. It was a major hassle involving multiple visits to the local office, letters, forms, and phone conversations or too much wasted time on hold. At least, now I will be paying an affordable monthly health insurance premium, rather than what my wife is currently being charged for her COBRA. Cobras bite! Until she finally gets to the Medicare age, it will be a poisonous expense. Mine will thankfully turn out to be about a third of that! If I had not fought it, I would have been struck month after month by the government’s venomous healthcare fangs for the next two years until my tax forms began to accurately reflect our retirement income.
I’m also dealing with the hassle of getting loan pre-approval for our move to Florida next year. We would like to start building this summer, and realistically got the hard part out of the way by selling our home five months ago. In the meantime, we’ve been in an apartment, hoping that travel restrictions will alleviate in the next month or so, allowing us to go to the Tampa area and get started. We have an excellent credit rating, but I admittedly have one blemish on my history over 68 years, and that was a short-sale on a property in lllinois six years ago. The nightmare was having to sell a home that sat on the market for six years and ultimately getting less that half of what we paid for it plus improvements. It’s come up as an issue on the last two condo purchases we’ve made and could continue to haunt me. It will probably not be a factor, but just having to regurgitate the ugly details in the interest of honesty is embarrassing. It also feels good to get this off my chest and “bear my soul.”
We’ve had exceptionally good luck on the last two property investments we’ve made. The aforementioned “Bad Deal” was the culmination of a streak of misfortune that included owning multiple homes that wouldn’t sell for one reason or another. For a long time, I thought we were cursed, trying to move with the media circus that took us from one market to another. Thank goodness we’re now retired and more importantly not stuck with any home ownership issues. Our apartment lease ends next year and could end sooner provided we’re willing to pay a penalty. It’s a relief to have no pressure with respect to selling and for once not being trapped by market condition complications. Getting pre-approval on a loan, should also eliminate any last-minute financing drama.
For the first time in over a month, we did a short road trip yesterday afternoon – the next best thing to travel. I felt a little guilty not staying home as instructed, but not getting out of the car put others in little danger. Our schnauzer Tally got a bite of something stinky on her morning walk, and was not a pleasant travel companion. She loves to ride in the car, but needs to understand social distancing, especially with bad breath. We would have been in San Francisco this weekend, celebrating our 19th wedding anniversary. Instead, like everyone else, we’re limited on places to go. The area around the Vista House, with scenic views over the Columbia River, was fenced-off, but the drive on a sunny day was still worth it. I also got to stop at McDonald’s for a fountain Diet Coke, one of my favorite travel treats. Perhaps, in a few weeks some of the area parks will reopen and we can take another drive. In the meantime, it’s back to the homebody grind.
We would have been on the boat to Alcatraz this morning, if circumstances were different. Instead, we’re once again locked in our apartment with too many chocolate treats. Tally gives us a reasonable excuse to go outside and briefly watch the mask parade, as she does her business. I, of course, did my 3.1 mile run this morning, thinking about the application process on my loan and the related letter I needed to write. Loan applications get very personal as you try to explain the circumstances of your private finances. Between that and the Social Security office, I’ve really had to bear my soul this week. Growl!
It looks like a good day to go for a drive. The sun is shining and gas prices are cheap. It’s at least a safe way to get out of the house and a change of pace. The last time I was in my car was over two weeks ago for a brief shopping excursion. My wife has driven hers once a week, primarily to take our dog, Tally, to visit her daughter’s dog, Falco. They don’t have to practice social distancing, and we keep apologizing to others that they just don’t understand, as they try to get too close. Our handshake & hug world has gone to the dogs.
I did complete the 1,000-piece jig-saw puzzle my wife bought, my biggest accomplishment yet this month. I’m a little heavier and my hair a bit longer, but otherwise I’m doing fine as a pudgy, unkempt homebody. Funny, I always thought that was un-kept – see, I’m even still learning new tricks, despite being an old dog. I thoughtfully hear from my son and some friends on occasion, but still missing travel, dining out, and “Leadership Meetings.” We’re saving lots of pennies while losing big dollars in the Stock Market (down again this morning). I’m glad that we’re both retired and healthy during these “Dog Days” of isolation.
HGTV is on in the background, as my wife continues to plan and dream of our Florida forever home. A TV is always on in this apartment, our primary source of entertainment these days. She uses the tub just behind my writing desk every morning with the television volume jacked-up while I try to concentrate. When we were living in our house six months ago, this was not an issue. It’s been an adjustment for both of us, between her retirement and the smaller space we now share. Once she’s done getting ready, I can change the channel while she retreats to the living room to watch Billions. I was disappointed that there wasn’t a new episode of Curse of Oak Island this week and Skinwalker Ranch and Below Deck were both pretty weak in maintaining my undivided attention. After dinner, we’re now watching Killing Eve together. She has trouble sleeping without the bedroom TV on, but at some point in the middle of the night, the timer shuts-off programming for a couple of quiet hours. All-in-all, we’re talking only 5 hours a day without at least one set blaring. Sadly, we’re TV junkies, a habit that began because of our careers in the business.
There’s not much in the way of light-hearted events to write about during these dark days. I try to divide my posts into categories but there’s been little activity in reporting on sports or travel. Since the passing of Tinker, “the Poopingest Pup on the Planet,” Tally continues to mourn the loss of her older sister. She does like my cooking, especially last night’s pork chops, but Tinker’s appetite was legendary. Input equaled output. Tally’s life is relatively uneventful, and she has a tendency to avoid coming into my office. She’s clearly my wife’s fur baby that relishes their daily walks and “ham time.” I get the less-desirable early and late shifts when it comes to her outings. Furthermore, she is reluctantly forced to sleep next to me every night on “good bed,” precariously situated on the floor where I step-in and out of bed on far too many bladder emergencies.
Without travel and grooming, we’ll save well over a thousand dollars these next few months in pet-sitting and spa-care expenses. Although she’s a bit shaggy, Tally has had my wife’s full attention, without the sad glares we get when packing bags. Like most dogs, she’s excited to have her humans stuck at home every day. She’ll also enjoy today’s “ride in the car.” In fact, it will be a nice change of pace for all of us, the closest thing to travel that we’ll experience for some time to come.
“Popsicle Toes” was a song by Michael Franks. My wife and I saw him do it in concert years ago. Long after, I was diagnosed with Neuropathy, a numbness in my toes associated with nerve damage. Let’s just say it – old age! Even at this stage, it’s not painful or even debilitating, but certainly annoying. It feels like there’s very little circulation in my toes and the lack of feeling affects my balance. I continue to run every morning, but it’s often like I’m dragging my feet along for the ride. I should feel lucky that it’s the only thing slowing me down at age 68. I wiggle my toes, hoping the blood flow will return, like being out in the cold too long. I remember, for example, that frozen feeling after hours of ice skating. You’d rub them once you got to a warm spot, slowly restoring the circulation. Well, my “Popsicle Toes’ never seem to thaw anymore!
Some people claim that the lyrics of “Popsicle Toes,” refer to a foot fetish. However, there are lots of silly songs about toes. There’s “Bubble Toes,” “Open Toes,” “Tip Toes,” and “Cold Toes on a cold floor,” to name just a few that have nothing to do with sucking on appendages. Jimmy Buffett famously wrote “I got my toes in the water and ass in the sand, Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand…” Toes have definitely gotten a lot of attention by musicians and perverts. The ten of them had my attention in an entirely different way this morning as I slowly plodded along the sidewalks of Portland.
After some 5500 grueling steps, I became curious about the origin of the Popsicle, of all things. Here’s what I found according to Wikipedia, this lazy writer’s main source of important research:
In 1905 in Oakland, California, 11-year-old Francis William “Frank” Epperson was mixing a powdered flavoring for soft drinks with water. He accidentally left it on the back porch overnight, with a stirring stick still in it. That night, the temperature dropped below freezing, and the next morning, Epperson discovered the drink had frozen to the stick, inspiring the idea of a fruit-flavored ‘Popsicle’.
In 1922, he introduced the creation at a fireman’s ball, where according to reports it was “a sensation”. In 1923, Epperson began selling the frozen pops to the public at Neptune Beach, an amusement park in Alameda, California. By 1924 Epperson had received a patent for his “frozen confectionery” which he called “the Epsicle ice pop”. He renamed it to Popsicle, allegedly at the insistence of his children. Popsicles were originally sold in fruity flavors and marketed as a “frozen drink on a stick.”
This was indeed a lucky kid who invented the Popsicle. After all, you would think that this would happen at the North Pole rather than sunny California. What are the odds of freezing toes on the beach? Other kids are trying to make a few bucks on the street corners selling lemonade and this young entrepreneur makes a fortune because of a cold night. I have to give him credit for capitalizing on this idea – maybe he got some help from his parents? It also makes me think of a flashy couple that I met on the Indy Car racing circuit. They drove matching Lamborghini automobiles because they had just sold their Otter Pop creation to Pillsbury, an idea they obviously stole from Epsicle. There’s a lesson here! For each of us, life has its lucky moments…take advantage of them.
It’s funny what comes to mind when you’re running, and trying to distract your mind from focusing on the heaviness of each step. I felt like my feet had just come out of the freezer, and I was maneuvering on huge blocks of ice. It was even relatively warm this morning for Portland. “Popsicle Toes” should have been the last thing on my mind, as I belted out the finish of the Jimmy Buffett “Toes” tune:
“….Life is good today, life is good today!”
As we all sit around lonely and bored certain songs on the radio begin to take on new meaning. We’re all looking for ways to quickly get on the other side of this virus when life returns to normal – whatever that will be? Being a Rip Van Winkle and sleeping through the whole ordeal seems appealing. Along those lines, I recently wrote about the song “Wake Me Up When September Ends.” (See Post #1268) What was intended to be lyrics about depression surrounding a father’s death could now be rewritten about the time ahead when we can put the worries of Coronavirus behind us. The same can be said about the about the Cage the Elephant hit, Social Cues. “I’ll be in the back room, Tell me when it’s over.” We all just want a way to fast-forward to the end.
I escaped reality yesterday by working on a jig-saw puzzle. It’s such a slow process that it might be a weapon in boring the virus to death. At this point, I’m not sure what may survive longer – the virus or the final piece of the puzzle? Otherwise, I just hide in the darkness of my office watching TV and working on the computer – “just tell me when it’s over.” Even a “homebody” like myself needs something more to do. My wife suggested a drive to the coast or the views from the Vista House, overlooking the Columbia River. Tonight, we’re at least going to take a long walk for some carry-out pizza. It’s amazing how much energy we have in the morning, but by late afternoon only a nap and left-overs sound good. My wife may at least get me out of the house.
Despite a sense of depression, I haven’t really slept longer – certainly not for 20 years. My adult routine of in bed by ten and up by six has only changed by an hour in retirement. I now get up at seven, take Tally outside to do her business, and run 3.1 miles. Today was Day #4,125 of my consecutive running streak (11.29 years). I check my progress on the runeveryday.com website that lists me as #203, behind leader Jon Sutherland’s 18,587 (50.89 year) mark. I’m two to five days within moving into the top 200 should those in the pack ahead happen to miss a day. I wouldn’t wish that on any of them, who are just as disciplined as I am in getting out there every single day. I wonder if the Coronavirus has affected any of their routines?
Running is the only thing that gets me out of the house for an extended period of time. It keeps me sane, even though others would argue that running every day is crazy! My legs were like concrete this morning as several people passed me on the Willamette River Park trail, the half-way point of my daily route. I’ve gained a few pounds through constant snacking, but I can’t imagine the impact on my body and mind without this exercise. It also helps me organize my writing thoughts for the day. My hair is definitely growing longer like Rip Van Winkle, but I’ve yet to sleep through a daily run. You snooze…you lose!
Just as Fridays were always good, Mondays never were, especially if it meant reporting to work. In retirement, they’re not so bad, just like when they were part of a three-day weekend. I’ve got it all – a comfortable lifestyle, a great marriage, grand-kids, Social Security, a pension, and good health. So, why am I so angry? Well, I’m missing my family & friends, gaining weight, losing my savings, worried about catching the virus, canceling travel plans, watching bad T.V., and not going to the theater. Shall I continue to count the ways? Sadly, the most exciting thing on today’s agenda is a new episode of Outlander, a program that has long lost it’s initial viewing interest.
I told my wife that I was feeling depressed, thinking there might get some sympathy. Instead, she asked what I was angry about and began to get philosophical. “Depression is Anger Inverted,” she explained. “Just uncover what you’re angry about and get over it,” was her solution. “I don’t care – it just doesn’t feel good,” was how I wanted to respond. However, she is facing the exact same difficult issues that I am, but somehow manages to stay positive. OK…I’ve now publicly confessed my anger issues, and just waiting until it all melts away. Who needs a therapist when you live with Sigmund Freud?
I spent Easter Sunday doing a puzzle and genealogy research, while trying to watch Below Deck on Bravo. Not my cup of tea, or maybe I’m just bored with watching TV in general? I also took to the time to make another payment on my Marriott Vacation Club timeshare, bemoaning that even though I wasn’t traveling, I was still paying the fare. This too, made me angry, but not as much as when I accidentally deleted everything that I had written to this point. Now I’m starting over, and back to lamenting about Marriott trips to San Francisco and Bali that will have to be rescheduled. Just get over it! Next, I find out there will likely be a meat shortage but plenty of toilet paper. “Try to balance the good with the bad,” my wife would say.
I saw a sign posted on a house yesterday. We were out for a walk in the sunshine and had just admired four of the five area mountain peaks in the distance. “April distance brings May existence.” I guess it’s just a matter of surviving until this eventually passes. Write about the anger, but maintain your sense of humor. We can only hope that Monday leads to Tuesday, another day of life. There’s lots of beauty surrounding us, even in isolation. It’s not like the circumstances faced by someone like Anne Frank, whose story was part of last year’s adventure to her hiding spot in Amsterdam. We will all travel again soon and the enjoyment of retirement will return. If depression is anger inverted, then it needs to be deserted.
Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner wrote a song thirty years ago that could very well become the COVID-19 theme song. COVID-19 is really Corona (CO) Virus (VI) Disease (D), while Gordon is better known as Sting, the lead singer of The Police. He was once an English teacher and the song, “Don’t Stand So Close To Me,” is about a classroom affair. In these viral times, it’s now about “flattening the curve.”
Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there’s no room
This girl’s an open page
Book marking she’s so close now
This girl is half his age
Don’t stand so close to me
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it’s not so easy
To be the teacher’s pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she’s waiting
His car is warm and dry…
What was initially six feet is now ten feet, and no two people should ever stand close together. These are the basic rules of social distancing. The ironic thing is that in these times of distance learning, it’s difficult for a teacher and student to have a full blown affair via the computer. The “teacher’s pet” is also now being petted at home, sleeping at their feet while they work from the terminal. The student is also under the watchful eye of a parent, locked in isolation from any outside contact. Sadly, in another thirty years this country will be run by these home-schooled kids taught by day-drinkers.
I heard this song on the radio this morning as I was in the home stretch of my daily run. It’s the only extended time away from home that I get these days. However, yesterday, we did make what many would consider a risky visit to Costco. We wouldn’t have gone but the TV went out in the bedroom and the soonest we could get home delivery was at least two weeks. This was unacceptable to my wife who needs the background noise to fall asleep at night. We were also past-due on a new Dyson vacuum since the old one stopped working a week ago. As a result, I’ve been using our back-up hand-held version to sweep the floors of our apartment on my knees. If I didn’t know better, I could probably claim that the Coronavirus affects electronics as well as humans. While we were at the store, we also picked up a fresh supply of chocolate, so if we became infected we’d at least have sweets to feed the fever, and if we didn’t get sick…even better.
I start day 16 of self-quarantine fresh with a new Vizio 32″ TV, Dyson v11 Animal Plus, a bag of assorted Kit Kat bars, and the Sting warning of, “Don’t Stand So Close to Me.” Tally, our schnauzer, would be glad to be any teacher’s pet. She’ll need to go outside a couple of times today, but otherwise I plan to stay inside watching TV, snacking and vacuuming (as if life these days doesn’t suck enough). I might even add to the excitement by taking the trash and recycling out. There will not be much chance for anyone, other than my wife, to stand too close to me. However, if someone does, I guess I should call the Police!