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Retirement is not without Hassles: Treading Along #811

I continue to “tread” along after another morning on the mouse wheel, keeping my 3,673 day running streak intact. At least, I was able to read another few chapters of The House Next Door by James Patterson. I’m nearing the end of the second in the trilogy of crime stories. It kept my mind off the fact that two days ago I got dizzy during my morning run and staggered uncontrollably before stumbling to the pavement. I ended up in the ER without any answers from attending doctors on why this happened? The last two days, I’ve spent on our upstairs treadmill in case it happens again.

I remain convinced that it was inner-ear related, affecting my balance, but my wife claims I’m in self denial. I’m taking Mucinex and squirting Afrin up my nostrils, hoping to relieve an annoying sinus headache that I’ve experienced since the incident. I refuse to believe that it’s anything serious:

I’ll live many more years,
If I had to bet.
Despite this set-back,
I’m not Dead Yet.

Life goes on…regardless. I have my weekly “Leadership Meeting” today, and my wife has a rare three-day weekend. Coincidentally, she did have me complete some paperwork on a life insurance policy that she took out on me. It was a work perk that she signed up for a few months ago. Ironically, one of the questions was “have you had a stroke or TIA?” I answered NO, since there was no evidence of either and numbness or speech was never an issue throughout this ordeal. At least, I’m now worth something if “yet” finally happens. Hopefully, it won’t!

Anyone can suffer a stroke at any age, so it’s nothing to be ashamed of, yet I refuse to believe that it could happen to me. I run to help prevent it from occurring, but you can’t outrun what’s in your genes. It’s the mystery of life that’s locked inside you, and is often more powerful than eating right or exercising more. I go back to the doctor in a few days, and hopefully after that visit I’ll be able to get off the treadmill and hit the streets again.

Retirement is not without Hassles: Treadmill #809

If you ever had a pet mouse, as I once did, then you know that as they spin on their wheel they go nowhere fast. I feel the same way any time I run on a treadmill. My preference is to run outdoors, but after yesterday’s incident, I need to build up my confidence. (See Post #808). The only other times I use the treadmill is in really icy weather for fear of falling, since I don’t have the same resilience that I enjoyed even 10 years ago. In addition, my speed is slower and my balance has suffered. I assured my wife that I would get in my miles on the treadmill the next two days with the emergency stop clip attached until we both do this weekend’s planned “Schnauzerthons.” She’ll be able to keep an eye on me as she walks with our schnauzer Tally while I run, pushing Tinker securely in her stroller.

I woke up this morning with the same dull sinus headache that I experienced after yesterday’s spell of dizziness. Since I wasn’t diagnosed with a stroke, it could be an inner ear infection. I’m surprised with all the tests that they performed that they didn’t find something wrong. The MRI was a strange experience with the banging and high-pitched noises that accompanied the thorough examination. It was like something was looking into my very soul, searching for a flaw. I couldn’t help but think of all the people who spent time in that very tube only to learn that their insides were being ravaged by some cruel disease. I was lucky to escape unfazed.

I’m a little more sensitive about cancer and heart problems than I was a few weeks ago. I just learned that my suspected birth father was affected in later life by both of these afflictions that eventually led to his passing at age 79. As an adopted child, I had no concept of these genetic family health issues until just recently. Neither was a factor with the parents who raised me, but our genes were not connected. They both lived into their early 90’s, and their parents also lived healthy, long lives. By the same token, my presumed birth mother is reportedly still alive and well at age 85 but will not acknowledge our relationship despite confirmed adoption records. Yesterday’s time in the Emergency Room, contemplating a potential stroke, was my first eye-opening brush with mortality, so a few days on the mouse wheel is a small price to pay.

Retirement is not without Hassles: Emergency Room #808

Today started out like any ordinary day. I got up at the same time, did my strength & stretching exercises, took our two schnauzers outside, and started my 3-mile run. It was day 3,671 of my running streak, a ritual that continues to be an important part of my life. Does a mile or more a day keep the doctor away? Well, I guess not.

It was bitter cold for Portland, Oregon this morning with strong winds and spitting snow. Believe me, it was much preferred over the typical light rain at this time of year. I have a 3.1 mile route that I follow religiously every week day. If time is short, I will cut it down to just over one mile, sticking to the minimum daily requirement for membership in the United States Running Streak Association (USRSA). Their website is www.runeveryday.com. It’s the same acronym as the United States Racquet Stringers Association, so you don’t get confused. And no, we don’t run naked – just every day. On weekends, I run with our dogs, sometimes pushing a stroller for aging Tinker, and my wife. We call it our “Schnauzerthon,” for lack of a better word.

I got through the first mile this morning in typical fashion, but shortly after a school bus loading kids slowed me down. While I was waiting for it to pass, I began to feel dizzy and used a mailbox for support. As I attempted to restart, I began to stagger wildly to the right and eventually stumbled. Fortunately, several cars stopped as a crawled to get off to the side of the road. One woman in particular, who I believe was named Amy, was very concerned with my condition and offered to get me to the hospital. There was no sense of numbness or loss of vision and I never lost consciousness. Nonetheless, I had her take me home so my wife could drive me to the Emergency Room.

I’m very appreciative that she stopped, and maybe some follow-up appointments will determine the cause. CT and MRI Scans showed no evidence of a problem, and X-rays proved conclusive that I definitely have a brain and a heart. I spent about 6 hours at the hospital, with my wife faithfully beside. She was much more concerned than me, and was disturbed that I didn’t give her the details of my need to see a doctor until we were in the car. I was pretty nonchalant once Amy got me home – perhaps a bit stunned. My wife was still getting ready for work, so I changed out of my sweaty clothes and waited patiently for her to finish. Once all the doctors, nurses, and technicians converged by my bedside, she was suddenly remorseful that she didn’t react faster. That was my fault, and we learned that you have an hour to get medical attention after a stroke. This was not a stroke!

I was trying to think of things I did differently that might have spurred this attack. Was it the fact that I started drinking tea? Was it because I wore my socks to bed last night for the first time ever? Both are sure signs of old age, but shouldn’t have triggered an ER visit. Maybe it was because I substituted medicinal hot tea for my usual Diet Cokes yesterday and didn’t have enough caffeine or chemical additives? (See Post #806). Could it have been the meatloaf I made for dinner last night? My wife seems to have survived my cooking, and the dogs sure enjoyed it.

The doctor’s solution was to chew a single Baby Aspirin every day. I had already tried switching from Advil to Aspirin, but it led to chills and unstoppable bleeding after a shaving nick. I also couldn’t fulfill my personal pledge to give blood regularly. My personal doctor felt that if I was having the problems with Advil that others were experiencing it wasn’t critical to change. I did not have any Advil or Aspirin as a bedtime snack last night. I did, however, have a headache after the incident this morning, and complained of a sharp pain in my side. A urine test did not reveal signs of several other trips to the Emergency Room – kidney stones. The only other time that I remember was a hard-hit softball to the family jewels. There’s not enough Advil or Aspirin for that!

I will probably run on the treadmill tomorrow morning to relieve any relapse concerns from my wife. It’s always a last resort, but allowed by USRSA rules. At least on Day 3672, I won’t need assistance getting home and no one will have to risk letting a stranger in their car. The question now remains will an Aspirin a day keep the doctor away? When I called my son to give him a final report on my condition he said, “well at least you got your mile in!”

Retirement is not without Hassles: Changes in Habit #798

I can’t say that there are major changes in my life, but there are certainly notable changes, no matter how silly or odd some of them may seem. I thought I should make a list of them in no particular order of importance:

  • I’ve added hooded sweatshirts to my retirement wardrobe
  • I’ve grown to like Brussels sprouts
  • Bread is no longer the most important part of a meal
  • I’m fascinated with genealogy
  • I don’t have to have popcorn to enjoy a movie
  • I now order my eggs sunny side up
  • I prefer staying home
  • My patience has grown thinner
  • Colorful socks are my favorite item of clothing
  • I’m much more environmentally conscious
  • I’m thoroughly disgusted with politics
  • I enjoy being around our pets
  • Material goods are less important
  • Family is everything
  • A judgmental person is the worst kind
  • Knowledge is key
  • Health is precious
  • Flossing is essential
  • Shaving in the shower saves time and mess
  • It no longer matters what day it is
  • Recipes are simply a guideline
  • Reading the instructions saves time and frustration
  • You can never make too many lists

Retirement is not without Hassles: Game Day #797

I got up early this morning to take the dogs out and do my daily run. My wife and I were hoping to get to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry for the King Tut exhibit before it closes later this month. The pups were depressed that their much anticipated “Schnauzerthon” was preempted by rain and cold temperatures. They are often disappointed in the Portland weather at this time of year. They got a shorter walk than normal between rain drops, and we were off to pay homage to the King!

My wife was willing to compromise by leaving for the O.M.S.I. early so that I could watch Bears football and I.U. basketball in the afternoon. What we didn’t know was that it was $2 admission day pricing and the place more like a zoo than a museum. Parking was way out in the overflow lots and ticket lines were outrageous. We had some free passes for the exhibit but still had to redeem them for admission. When we finally got to the front of the line only a few times remained available to see the popular attraction. We elected to get tickets for next week instead rather than endure the long wait and crowded hallways. It also gave us time to go to Cracker Barrel for breakfast with assurance that I would not miss either game. The only problem was that they were both on T.V. at the same time.

I am hoping that the message that the dogs left when I got out of bed this morning did not apply to my teams’ chances. I was greeted with an unprecedented “poopsident” in the living room. I just wasn’t sure which schnauzer was guilty? Normally it’s Tinker the “Poopingest Pup on the Planet,” but she normally goes on the tile kitchen floor. This particular deposit was made on the dining room rug where younger sister Tally typically plays. She in turn has never gone indoors, but this looked suspicious! Perhaps the “Super Pooper” was being clever, trying to pass the blame? Tinker then proceeded to poop four more times once I got them outside, while Tally went only once. This could have been the result of Tink’s voracious appetite yesterday that included an entire raw carrot. She was supposed to share!

Input equals output! We attribute some of Tinker’s food cravings to the steroids that she’s currently taking. However, she was also never one to pass up a snack or meal at any time during her near 15-year lifespan. We adopted her at any early age after she had been abandoned in the woods and apparently forced to eat acorns. I guess after that particular diet everything tastes great? She always finishes her dinner and then immediately looks at Tally’s bowl for dessert. Tally unfortunately likes to savor her food but somehow they both weigh the same.

Game Day has finally started, and I am busy flipping back-and-forth from CBS to NBC to stay up with the action. I’m not overly optimistic with either of these two teams, but I also thrive on pessimism. Why set yourself up for disappointment? It could be the end of the Bears season with a loss today to the Eagles, but I.U. will have a lot of basketball to play before their year is complete. Both teams are down early as I gravely predicted. I just hope that neither team plays like what I found on the floor this morning!

Retirement is not without Hassles: 1,000 Places #791

I’m starting the new year by flipping to the first page of this year’s inspirational gift calendar: 1,000 Places to See Before You Die by Patricia Schultz. I’m going to make this the theme for year 67 of my life, just as I often referred to Route 66 for year sixty-six. I’ve done a relatively modest amount of travel compared to some of my friends, and have a long way to go to catch up.

The first page of the calendar is Kauai, Hawaii, an island that I haven’t yet visited. We’ve been to the Big Island, O’ahu, and Maui, but not to the Jurassic Park-like Na Pali Cliffs of Hawaii’s last true wilderness. It’s on the bucket list, but this year’s trip to the islands is another return to Maui for an auto dealers convention that my wife is attending. The rest of the week ahead includes the Acropolis of Athens, Whistler Blackcomb Ski Resort, Machu Picchu, and Germany’s Cologne Cathedral. I’ve skied Whistler with friends and visited Athens as part of a Viking cruise last spring. Of these five glorious destinations highlighted on the calendar in week one, I’ve only been to two. It looks like I have a lot of living to do before I die.

Today we’ll have a traditional New England boiled dinner to bring in the new year – short-ribs, cabbage, and carrots without the potatoes that violate our “white diet.” For some, it’s also a meal served on St. Patrick’s Day, and known as a Jiggs dinner in Newfoundland. My wife has prepared it for most of the first day’s of the year we’ve brought in as a couple since 2000. We went to Holdfast for last night’s countdown, but she also made us crab legs the night before. It reminded me of the way we brought in the Millennium, our first New Year’s celebration together, with a trip to the Emergency Room. She had accidentally sliced her fingers cutting the crab legs for our special dinner with her two girls, and under heavy sedation when the clock struck midnight.

I’ve spent memorable New Year’s on the ski slopes, Saugatuck, doing a Polar Plunge, in Vegas, on Beale Street, in fancy restaurants, on the beach, at an Austin fireworks show, and in New Orleans, to name a few. One year we dealt with a flooded basement, and last year spent most of the evening alongside my wife at her mother’s hospital bedside. Two of our twenty have sadly been in a hospital. Our dining experiences have included Chez Jean (2), Adam’s Fine Food, The Pidge, Oceanaire, Montgomery’s, Wink, Uchiko, Eddie’s Steak Shack, Jezebel, Castagna, Murphy’s Steakhouse take out, and Holdfast, if memory and diary serves correctly. We are usually just getting back home after an exhausting trip back to Indiana every year, so our last evening of the year tends to be somewhat laid-back. Last night was no exception, as we both were in bed well before midnight, and no closer to visiting these 1,000 desirable destinations.

Retirement is not without Hassles: The Home Stretch #787

Today we start our route back home to Portland, beginning in Indianapolis. Christmas Eve and Christmas Day were definitely more fun this year with baby Cole providing the entertainment. He was dressed in green-and-white stripped pajamas and a red Santa cap. When I got the pictures of my own granddaughter, Nora, she coincidentally was wearing the exact same outfit. They were celebrating down in Florida, while we all gathered around the 97-year old matron of my wife’s family and 7-month old Cole.

It’s been a memorable week back in Indianapolis, topped off by a visit with my “new” half-sisters down in rural Scipio (pronounced sip-e-oh). (See Post # 786). Yesterday, my wife and I went our separate ways, enjoying lunch dates with each of our group of friends. Then, it was back to my wife’s sister’s house for a pizza dinner and more wine. I could feel the tension of my fateful meeting with the Banisters washing away, replaced with a sense of relief and satisfaction in knowing that I was closer than ever to solving the mysteries of my adoption.

On our exit from Indianapolis this afternoon we’ll include a stop at Freddy’s Frozen Custard for lunch. Steak N’ Shake used to be our Indiana go-to-spot, but they have sadly changed their burger preparation to something less desirable. While we lived in Austin, Texas we discovered Freddy’s that does not yet have a location near our Portland, Oregon home. Freddy’s was particularly kind to our dogs, offering them a custard “pup-cup” that I’m certain they miss. We won’t tell Tinker and Tally where we stopped today. We’ll treat my mother-in-law instead.

The next stop will be Rochester, my wife’s home town as we continue to “Wander Indiana.” We’ll return mom to her assisted-living facility and take down the Christmas decorations that adorn her door. Once she’s comfortable, we’ll drive another hour north to Mishawaka and meet one of my old work friends for dinner at the Main Street Grill, before spending the night at a familiar Courtyard by Marriott. Tomorrow, we’ll visit with my sister and her family in nearby Elkhart, my home town.

My sister’s son and his family is in Disneyworld, near where my son lives. It would be nice to be down there with all of them, but we’ll already be exhausted after this adventure. My nephew’s son Bentley is playing in an All-Star little league game at Disney’s ESPN Wide World of Sports facility. It’s quite an honor for the young fellow, who is apparently quite the pitcher. Thankfully, my niece Kara and her daughter Katie will at least join us for lunch. However, our late parents’ favorite dining spot Michael’s is closed until dinner, and we’ll need to return to Chicago’s O’Hare for our early morning flight home.

Once back at O’Hare’s Renaissance for the night, we’ll have gone full circle on our version of my wife’s Christmas Vacation. So far, everything has gone smoothly, including the mild weather we’ve experienced. Despite the many good memories we’ve created along the way, it’s good to be in the home stretch, looking forward to a Happy New Year!

Retirement is not without Hassles: Lombard Street #783

With plans to be out of town for Christmas, we decided to unwrap our gifts early rather than pack them in our suitcases. One of the traditional gifts for my wife is a Limoges box, dating back to when we first got together 20 years ago. Normally, she has a Christmas display of them, but they’ve been stowed away for a couple of months while some interior painting was being completed in our condo. It wasn’t until a few weeks ago before she finally was able to get the “12 Days of Christmas” porcelain figurines out of storage. This was long after I bought her gifts. As I result, I did not buy a Holiday-oriented box, but rather something for her travel collection.

My wife’s youngest daughter is moving from Washington D.C. to San Francisco in March for a position at Stanford hospital. Everyone is excited about the move, including her Portland-based sister and our aging schnauzer Tinker who developed a special bond with her as a young pup. We’ll be in driving range of her new home, and Tinker may just get to go for a visit.

I thought that it would be appropriate to gift my wife this year an artist’s rendition of Lombard Street, the most famous crooked street in the Bay area. Included in the intricate details is a tiny trolley positioned at the top of the street, affording tourists a view of its twisting curves below. Naturally, I included a poem hidden inside the hinged box:

The Streets of San Francisco 

The San Francisco,
Crooked Streets.
Golden Gate views,
And Ghirardelli treats.

We’ve been there,
Together five times.
Twice it’s included,
Tasting Napa wines.

But in the future,
We’ll be there more.
Knocking On,
Miranda’s door.

The Stanford job,
Brings her West.
Closer to her,
Mama’s nest.

Sisters nearer,
Tinker thrilled.
A California.
Dream fulfilled.

Miranda’s moving,
Near The Bay.
But it’s our Limoges,
That’s packed away.

It didn’t appear,
Christmas would come.
So a Santa Limoges,
Seemed rather dumb.

This crooked idea,
Resulted from that.
When you weren’t sure,
Where “12 Days” were at?

Think of your daughter,
Closer next year.
I thought this might bring,
Some Christmas Cheer.

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Creature Features: Pet-cation #781

The “Schnauzerthon” is about to begin this morning, kicking off a well deserved 9-days of vacation for my wife. It’s too bad we’re not headed for someplace sunny, but rather the wintry Midwest. The dogs get a sitter that will take them on frequent long walks much like we’re going on this morning. Tinker will be snuggled in her Air Buggy, as we take turns pushing the old girl through the neighborhood. Tally, our younger schnauzer, is secure on the leash, twisting herself around to make sure that her sister on wheels is nearby. There were a lot of runners and walkers in the park this morning, but I was the only one pushing a fur baby.

While my wife gets a vacation, I will enjoy a “pet-cation,” a few days away from dog and cat responsibilities. We’ll leave the eye drops, walks, feeding, meds, litter box, and treats to the pet sitter. However, it’s now $80/day plus tips for this service, giving my stay-at-home retirement duties some value. I could put them in a Motel 6 for less than that, but they wouldn’t be happy with the quality of the towels. I will miss the little buggers while we’ve gone, but I can use the break.

Each night of travel is a costly “pet-cation” throughout the year. We realize that we will never be able to afford extended trips as long as they are alive. Tinker is approaching 15 years old, Frankie the cat is 17, and Tally is 8. By the time my wife joins me in retirement four years from now, probably only Tally will still be with us. In the meantime, that’s a lot of grief to suffer. However, freedom from pet care will allow for travel flexibility and maybe even some last-minute deals.

I suppose that the word-blend “pet-cation” could also apply when we take the pups on vacation with us, as we did over Thanksgiving in our travels to Bend, Oregon. However, we still have the same pet care responsibilities and usually end up paying an extra fee to stay in a sub-standard hotel with cheap towels. The dogs do enjoy long rides in the car. At the same time, Frankie the cat gets the whole house to herself, but no one to clean her litter box. This sometimes means that the whole house becomes her litter box. It’s extra work when we come home, perhaps a bit of revenge for leaving her behind.

Retirement is not without Hassles: High School #772

This morning on my run, I started to reminisce about high school after seeing pictures of a couple of classmates on Facebook. These were now old faces that I only knew as fresh faces. Their features may have been a bit wrinkled but still recognizable. Each brought back a memory, although none of them were close friends or even casual acquaintances.  These were the cool, rich kids that lived on the river and were in a class by themselves. Untouchable as far as I was concerned. 

It was a big class, over 1,000 at our grade level, in Middle America, the late sixties. I guess it’s top of mind because my 50th reunion is less than a year away. I’m not sure I can handle a gathering this large, considering the challenges with my hearing and vocal cords. I’m curious about all of these fellow students and where they’ve ended up. However, just like in school, there will be cliques of those that have stayed in touch through the years and still live in the community. Some of my closest friends are dead, while others have gone their separate ways. If I go, I want it to be for the right reasons and not just the satisfaction of knowing that my life might have turned out better than some of these untouchables. 

It was not their fault that they were born into richer families, and I shouldn’t have been envious. Likely I didn’t know better. I still trying to find myself and that continues to this day. I remember a pair of pants that one of them wore to school one day. They looked like a patchwork quilt, colorful squares of “bleeding” madras fabric. What’s ironic is that the unique material was regarded as belonging to the peasant class of India, but it’s lightweight nature and colorful patterns became popular with the upper-class, particularly golfers in Indiana. It was often sold without proper washing instructions, resulting in the bright madras dies “bleeding” in the wash. It could ruin an entire load of laundry or wash-out and stain your skin in a rainstorm. I had to have a pair of these pants, but I felt like a clown wearing them.  It was embarrassing to wear them because they attracted so much attention, but I thought they would make me cool. To make matters worse, I failed to tell my mom about this unique “bleeding” quality, and it ruined many of my other clothes. I wasn’t cool at home either.

The other classmate that I was remembering, his father owned the Goldberg’s Mens Store, a popular hometown fashion outlet where I would buy my Tuffies jeans. They looked even more fashionable when they were heavily starched and creased like the son would wear. He also donned starched white shirts that would show-off his tropical tan after Christmas vacation every year. I was also envious of this, but my tans were the product of staying in a trailer park in Florida, while his golden glow was more likely from an exotic destination. 

I probably should mention that he did not celebrate Christmas, along with some of my wealthier classmates.
Their parents were doctors, lawyers, car dealers,  bankers, jewelers, other retail owners, and top executives that belonged to the prestigious local Country Club. They would often eventually disappear to private schools, but still included as part of our class in case they ever came back. 

I should probably present myself as not totally deprived, just relatively. I did not grow up in the Country Club, but my father eventually earned a membership through his company. He was not the club type, so it somehow became my responsibility to fulfill any required monthly financial obligations. I tried to fit with the golfers, swimmers, tennis players, and even curlers, but I didn’t learn these sports at birth like most of them. Similarly, we didn’t own a boat and live on the river, so I never got involved in the showy Jumpin’ Joe’s Ski Club. However, I did attend basketball camp with them, but we never became close friends. I was probably too intimidated with their projected status.

As I look back, I was too caught up in trying to be something I wasn’t and should have been more content with what we had. I also felt victimized by my nickname of “Smiley” and considered it a lack of respect despite its popularity. I should have embraced it, but instead hated being called by a name that wasn’t mine. I finally escaped the unwanted moniker when I went to college, and later gave the name to our golden retriever. He too had a big smile like Snoopy!

I’ve also considered what life would have been like if I hadn’t been adopted by my loving parents, who gave me everything I asked for…or didn’t. They gave me work-free summers at the Country Club, a college education, an upper-middle-class home, color TV, a sister, fancy pants, church, and patiently put-up with doing my “bleeding” laundry. I lived like a king when I could have been a pauper. Somehow, I never felt like I had as much as the next guy.

Here I am today comfortably retired, and finally doing my own laundry. I lead a privileged life of marriage, travel, family, friends, career accomplishment, love, good health, and life-long income that few ever achieve. I’m sure that everyone at the class reunion will claim the same thing, and I hope they honestly can. I don’t see any point in going to an event to see people from my past that I could have easily made contact with through the years in this age of social media. I figure there’s a reason we haven’t stayed in touch, and unfortunately, some of that is attrition. I’ve attended other reunions, am not exactly a recluse, and consequently anyone who’s interested can find out exactly how I’m doing almost every day by reading this blog. As a result, unless someone other than the organizer encourages me to attend or I happen to be in the area for my mother-in-law’s 98th birthday, I am not going to spend thousands of dollars to meet the classmates I never met 50 years ago. 

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