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Old Sport Shorts: “Schwarber at the Bat” Casey revisited #64

Schwarber at the Bat

It’s been an up and down affair,,

The Cubs an early lead.

But the Tribe tied it up,

Extra innings was the need.

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Bryant took the grounder,

Then slipped on the wet grass.

Would his throw get to Rizzo?

Or another sad year pass?

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Let’s go back to the beginning,

A Hundred Eight years ago.

Tinker, Evers, and Chance,

Won it last, you know.

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In fact, they won it back-to-back,

Cubs haven’t won it since.

All that talk of a curse,

Have kept fans in suspense.

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There was no Wrigleyville back then,

Games at the West Side Grounds.

Overall and Mordecai,

Were flawless, so it sounds.

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There was joy felt in Chicago,

Would it happen ever again?

Or would the Cubs strike out?

And never get that win?

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Then along came Rizzo,

Bryant and Zobrist, too.

A closer named Chapman,

All wearing Cubbie Blue.

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Jake, Kyle,  John, and Jon,

Took their places on the mound.

And the magician, Javy Baez,

Made the defense sound.

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Russell handled shortstop,

Grandpa Ross behind the plate.

But the Mighty Schwarber,

Would sadly have to wait.

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Let’s not forget Coach Maddon,

Or Epstein’s brilliant ways.

And thank the Rickett’s family,

For the “Fly the W” craze.

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A Hundred Three wins later,

Put the Cardinals in their place.

Joy again in Wrigleyville.

They Won the Pennant race.

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Then they took the Giants,

With the Dodgers next.

Now can they win the Series?

No sane fan should expect.

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To Cleveland for game one,

With some hope it appears.

They haven’t won it either,

In the last seventy years.

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Cubby spirits get a needed boost,

Mighty Schwarber’s at the bat.

But his double is not enough,

The Tribe clouts more than that.

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Schwarber strikes harder,

And Jake wins game two.

But next day Cubs bats were silent,

No runs, and hits were few.

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At last to Wrigleyville they go,

But down two games to one.

The stands are quiet at the end,

After the Kipnis home run.

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No joy in Wrigleyville that night,

Cub chances growing thin.

The Indians were in command,

As Cory Kluber wins again.

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As Game Five approached,

Tension filled Chicago’s air.

But Bryant slugged one deep,

One game closer to being square.

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They could lose no more,

And expect to ever win.

Return to hostile Cleveland,

Can the Cubs prevail again?

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Game Six little doubt,

Chapman’s arm overused?

But with Russell’s Grand Slam,

Indian confidence was bruised.

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It was down to one game,

In a duel to be best.

Hendricks for the Cubs,

Kluber not much rest.

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Chicago jumped out early,

Up by four in the Fifth.

By taking Kyle out,

Did the Tribe get a gift?

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David Ross had made an error,

And Cleveland made him pay.

Then he homered next time up,

This hIs final game to play.

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In the bottom of the Eighth,

Chapman showed his wear.

And had every Cubs fan,

On the edge of their chair.

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Those Indians wouldn’t quit,

Rajai Davis tied the score.

But Chapman retired the side,

And wasn’t shown the door.

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Two teams of such ill fate,

Only one would end their drought.

Two fly balls would end the Ninth,

Kipnis, like Casey, struck out!

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And where was Wild Thing?

Cleveland fans might wonder.

Would this have a happy ending,

Or would it end in blunder?

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The rain comes pouring down,

With no decision after Nine.

Heyward gave his pep talk,

Was this delay by design?

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Once their wits were gathered,

The Cubs came out possessed.

They took the lead again,

And played their very best.

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Mighty Schwarber a lead off single,

Junior’s pinch-run speedy wheels.

Zobrist earned an M.V.P.,

Then Migel Montero deals.

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And would that be enough?

I guess we’ll finally know.

Montgomery got the grounder,

Bryant made the slippery throw.

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Suspense  is where we left you,

Would Bryant’s throw fly true?

Or would the curse continue,

And leave Cubs’ fans more Blue?

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I think you know the answer?

There’s no one left to blame.

The Cubs are now World Champions,

Wrigleyville will never be the same.

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copyright May 2017 johnstonwrites.com

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Here was the original “Casey at the Bat” poem, written in 1888:


Ernest Lawrence Thayer

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
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A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to the hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, “If only Casey could but get a whack at that—
We’d put up even money now, with Casey at the bat.”
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But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
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But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despisèd, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
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Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
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There was ease in Casey’s manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey’s bearing and a smile lit Casey’s face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt ‘twas Casey at the bat.
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Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt;
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey’s eye, a sneer curled Casey’s lip.
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And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped—
“That ain’t my style," said Casey. “Strike one!” the umpire said.
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From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone on the stand;
And it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
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With a smile of Christian charity great Casey’s visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it and the umpire said, “Strike two!”
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“Fraud!” cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered “Fraud!”
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.
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The sneer is gone from Casey’s lip, his teeth are clenched in hate,
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate;
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.
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Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out.
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Old Sport Shorts: I’ll Take A Chance #54

I’ve added Frank Chance to my baseball card collection.  A T-206 Sweet Caporal “The Standard for Years” tobacco card from  1909-1910.   This particular card was of interest to me since it was issued just after the last year that the Cubs had won the World Series in 1908.  First Baseman Frank Chance batted .421 against the Tigers in those games.  The Sweet Caporal  cigarette brand was created by the Kinney Tobacco Company.  Kinney merged in 1890 into the American Tobacco Company and continued sales in Canada until 2011.  The Frank Chance card is also part of the series that includes the “most famous collectible,” the Honus Wagner T-206 trading card, as described by the National Baseball Hall of Fame.   Wagner apparently refused to allow production of his card to continue, so only 50 to 200 of these cards were ever distributed to the public (exact number unknown).  The limited supply is what escalated its value.

Trade Cards, as they were called, were a popular form of advertising, with baseball cards making up only a small fraction of the total distribution.  The original N-series, issued in the 1880s, on Kinney Bro’s High Class Cigarettes, that included Sweet Caporal, featured cards of multiple topics:  Actresses, Animals, Military, Fish, Famous Gems of the World, Famous Running Horses, Novelties, Naval Vessels of the World, Butterflies of the World, Flags of All Nations, and Surf Beauties, among others.   Other tobacco competitors like Goodwin & Co. issued Old Judge cards, inserted them both as a “stiffener” for their cigarette packs and to boost sales.   Allen and Ginter, Buchner & Co., Mayo & Co., and Kimball produced higher quality cards.  Yum Yum tobacco, S.H. Hess, and Four Base Hits card inserts are very rare.  Most of these tobacco company insert cards are much smaller in size than modern day baseball cards.

Honus Wagner, “The Flying Dutchman,” starred for the Pittsburgh Pirates in 1908, losing the National League Pennant by one game to the World Champion Cubs.  At that time, there was of course no instant replay and the fans were not confined to the stands.  In a late September controversial play that would ultimately determine the fate of both teams, the Cubs held a 2-0 lead.  The bases were loaded and Ed Abbaticchio, Wagner’s good friend and teammate was at the plate.  His hot smash down the third base line was ruled foul after hitting a fan.  Now considered an urban legend, in a court battle several months later initiated by the woman who was struck by that ball, it was conclusively established that she was standing in fair territory.  That was not the only controversy in the Cubs 1908 Championship drive.  This was the same official that ruled at the infamous “Merkle game” earlier that year that led to a “playoff” game, a Cubs 4-2 victory to end the regular season and send them to the World Series.

As a collector and a Cubs fan, I wanted cards from the most memorable players from those Championship teams, including Chance, Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown, Johnny Evers, and Joe Tinker.  That’s right – I’ll take a Chance, plus a Brown, Evers, and Tinker.  It was also suggested that I take a card from Orval Overall who won the final World Series game in 1908.  Mordecai won games 1 and 4 while Orval won games 2 and 5.  Joe Tinker hit a home run off Christy Mathewson and Johnny Evers alerted umpire Hank O’Day to Merkle’s base running boner.  In the “playoff” game, Tinker hit a trip off Mathewson that started the rally that gave the Cubs the victory.  Finally, as a poet, I was most aware of the Tinkers, Evers, and Chance threesome, the Cubs double-play combination that achieved mythological status through this poem:

Baseball’s Sad Lexicon

These are the saddest of possible words”

“Tinker to Evers to Chance”

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds.

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

“Tinker to Evers to Chance”

Franklin Pierce Adams wrote a weekly column for the New York Evening Mail, called “Always in Good Humor.”  He is credited with this poem, from the viewpoint of a Giants fan,  that even he thought never would be memorable.

History is a product of the right people being in the right place at the right time, and this team is certainly reflective of this phenomenon. Frank Chance joined the Chicago Cubs in 1898 as a reserve catcher.  Chance opposed his move to First Base and even threatened to quit following Manager Frank Selee’s shuffle of the lineup.  He eventually replaced Salee as Manager of the team in 1905 but continued playing. Joe Tinker was a third baseman in the minors but made the club as a shortstop.  Evers position at second was a result of Bobby Lowe’s injury.  The rest is poetic justice.

Were they really worthy of being legendary?  Probably not!  The double-play combination of Frank Chance, Joe Tinker, and Johnny Evers, ranked only third in the National League at that time with a total of 491 between 1906-1910.  There were also no double plays during any one of their 21 World Series games.  Plus, They were prone to many errors, considering the poor field conditions of their time.

The 2016-2017 Cubs version of Tinker, Evers, and Chance is Russell, Baez, and Rizzo.  The modern day trio has yet to solidify their everyday positions, since Kris Bryant and Ben Zobrist have such great versatility.  It’s not such a bad problem to have!  By the way, I have all their cards in my collection, as well.  Will they go back-to-back like their predecessors?  I will write them a poem if they do!

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Grandkids and Pets #33

Retirement means spending more time with kids and pets.  Who needs a hobby when you’ve got these responsibilities?   My son and grandkids live in Florida so I’m not getting those impromptu babysitting calls that many retirees actually enjoy.  Maybe there’s a reason I live so far away?  I just visited in February and will be back in July.  I’ll also see them again in August when we all will meet in San Francisco.  I’m honestly trying to evenly spread my travel time between family and leisure.

Yes, I’m spending more time with the pets.  These are my daily companions who are just getting used to me infringing on their quiet time.    I used to have co-workers; Now, all I have two dogs and a cat to complain to all day.  They stalk me, hoping for food, to go outside for a walk, or better yet a ride in the car.  Tally, who’s a seven year old black Schnauzer, is not trustworthy, so she’s always on a leash when we’re outside. This morning, she broke free, and I chased her down to Starbucks.  I try to take them there a couple of times a week, since they usually get a treat.    Apparently, Tally felt that she could go there on her own!  Tinker is our older Schnauzer, who is a little less venturesome, worried that there won’t be food if she doesn’t stay close by.  I wrote a humorous poem a few years ago about Tinker’s  voracious appetite:

 

Tinker

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We have a dog named Tinker,

Eats everything in sight.

She wants a treat each morning,

Gets ham most every night.

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She’s at my feet when dining,

Just waiting for her share.

I simply can’t ignore,

Her impatient stare.

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When we take her on a walk,

Her nose is on the ground.

Searching every crack,

For a morsel to be found.

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Ice cream is a favorite,

She licks it off the stick.

And if you want some for yourself,

You better eat it quick.

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When we order Chinese,

Her tail begins to wag.

And she starts to whimper,

When she sees the bag.

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She wants her Fortune cookie,

In no mood to chase her ball.

She’s been known to eat them,

Plastic wrapper and all.

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On the morning after,

When I went to scoop.

You’ll never guess what I found?

A fortune in her poop.

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Copyright 2009 johnstonwrites.com

Retirement is not without Hassles: Can you vacation when you’re retired? #13

I’m in the desert this morning, after enjoying a great meal and dessert last night.  When I left Oregon yesterday it was still pouring down rain after what seemed like weeks.  Here in Tucson there is blue sky, sunshine, and some warmth.  My toes are starting to thaw out.

My working wife attended meetings yesterday and woke up this morning saying, “Well I guess I’m retired like you today.”  The first thing that came to mind was – no, you’re on vacation.  You see, I’ve learned that there’s a big difference. After all, she’ll have to go back to work on Monday, while I will still be retired.  I, of course, did not say anything because I certainly didn’t want to rub it in and make her jealous.  She still has a few more years until she earns this status.  

When I was lying. or should it be laying, by the pool yesterday (I hope I’m not making you jealous either), my mind started to wander, as opposed to wonder.  It was trying to cycle through all the worries I should have and the best it could come up with was if I had given the dogs enough to eat to tide them over until the pet sitter arrived.  Trust me, they won’t starve, but one of them is hungry all the time (Tinker – the schnoodle).  She always worries about her next meal, but couple that with the fact that she saw us packing suitcases and you have grave concern.  My point is that my pessimistic mind could not come up with much to worry about, unlike the days when I was working; plus, no e-mails were flooding in and no phone calls needed urgent attention.  Trust me, retirement is way better than vacation.

I then began to wonder, not wander, if you can really call it a”vacation” if you’re already “retired?”  Vacationing, to me, implies that you have to go back to work once it’s over.  Needless to say, there have been no hassles yet this morning.

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