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Retirement is not without Hassles: Wedding Day #1054

I did not have a running companion this morning, so it was back to the normal, slow pace that you might expect of a 68-year old retiree. It was day #3899 of “The Streak” that took me along the San Francisco Bay waterfront. I saw lots of SF Giants hats since it’s “Game Day” in addition to being my step-daughter’s wedding day. My wife walked behind me and stopped to talk to a group of women in pink shirts declaring “we’re with the mother of the bride.” She high-fived the lady wearing “I’m the mother of the bride” shirt, and chatted about their big day by the Bay. “I’m the Step-father of the bride” wouldn’t even fit on the front. In that role, I didn’t do anything to embarrass myself during yesterday’s pre-nuptial events. Although I did have my share of wine. I’m used to being an “out-law” in my wife’s family. 

The bride to be was unavoidably a bit tipsy, while everyone urged her to go home and sleep it off so she could remember her vows and enjoy the day. My wife and I weren’t into the food truck scene, and eventually slipped away for dinner at Tarantino’s on Pier 39. We were both exhausted from recent travel and restless sleep. It was fun to see everyone that came together from all over the country to celebrate. Former neighbors, co-workers, and classmates joined relatives to make the day special. “In-laws” and “out-laws” unite. I tried not to let it all interfere with a big day of sports that saw the Sox lose, Cubs lose, rival Cardinals win, Ducks lose, and I.U. wins – only one victory out of five for my teams. Next week the Bears and Colts will enter into my mix of bad-news favorites.

The wedding is today at 5:15, but we’ll head to the historic Presidio site mid-afternoon to set-up for the reception that will follow. I will resume my role as “Step-Father of the Bride,” and probably drink some more wine while shaking hands and kissing babies. All I’ve done to deserve this dubious honor is to marry the “mother of the bride.” I did spend some time talking to the “step-mother of the bride,” who shares a similar awkward capacity. Tonight will be filled with toasts, roasts, tears, and hugs before the dancing begins. Tomorrow is a farewell brunch, as we send the newlyweds off to Hawaii for a Marriott Vacation Club 10-day honeymoon. It will then be one wedding down and one more to go in two short months, along with a second chance to improve on my skills as “Step-Father of the Bride.” No miss-steps allowed!

 

Old Sport Shorts: Fall Ball #1050

With the exception of a handful of earlier match-ups this past week, college football is kicking off the season tonight in full gear. It’s that time of year when football overlaps with baseball, that I call “Fall Ball.” It leaves me with five opportunities to be frustrated between the Cubs or White Sox, Bears or Colts, and I.U. football. Believe me, I’ve tried unsuccessfully to adopt other teams, so I must be a masochist. Here in Oregon, I’ve attempted to get enthusiastic about the Ducks, as I was once responsible for selling radio advertising for their games, while most of my friends follow the team. However, I didn’t graduate from there, grow-up in the vicinity, or have family that attends, so I tend to migrate back to my roots. The exact same scenario occurred when we lived in Austin, Texas and were expected to be Longhorn fans or Illini fans in Illinois. I’ve always been a firm believer in fitting in with the community by supporting the local team, but it’s hard to find an emotional attachment- so you’re forced to fake it!

The Cubs won their fifth straight road game tonight, completing a sweep over the Mets. This is remarkable considering they are a dismal 28-39 away from Wrigley. In addition, this is only the second time this season they have swept an opponent in a three-game series on the road; the last time was mid-April against the Marlins. To make matters worse, just before this positive push, they miserably faltered at home in being swept by the Nationals. It’s been up and down this season, compounded by injuries and an ineffective bullpen. The Cubbies have now fallen behind the division-leading Cardinals that have prospered during a remarkable 15 wins during an 18-game stretch. The Cubs were 8-10 in that same time frame, moving them to simply a contender in the Wild Card race. On the other side of Chicago, the White Sox, my other “Fall Ball” failures, are a pitiful 22 games out of first place. By the same token, Da Chicago Bears have yet to win a football game and are still struggling to find a place kicker before the season begins in a week from today against the Packers.

The “Fall Ball” frustration continues for me, as the Indianapolis Colts have permanently lost quarterback Andrew Luck, although they did manage to win their first exhibition game tonight against the Bengals. They will start the regular season with an offense guided by Jacoby Brissett. Indiana University (I.U.) football battles in-state rival Ball State (Ball U) on the Colts field this weekend, while the local Ducks play Auburn in a match-up of Nationally ranked teams. I.U. is far from that level and will be lucky to win the 6 games necessary to get a bowl bid. A victory over Ball State is paramount – or the season is over. Once again, there are low expectations for all my favorites. I’m also not anticipating that my Cubs or Bears will achieve Playoff status, as they prepare for hibernation during the changing of the seasons from “Fall Ball” to “Winter What-If’s?”

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Virgos Unite #1043

We had our second showing of the house last night, but it interfered with “Date Night” plans. As a result, we got some Hawaiian Time pulled pork to-go and moved our dinner at Yonder to tonight. Tomorrow’s “Leadership Meeting” will instead be held today. It’s all part of a topsy-turvy week that ends on a plane to Steamboat, Colorado. The great outdoors will indeed be a refreshing change of pace from pet duties and watching silly shows like The Sopranos, Yellowstone, and Rome. Retirement is pleasantly boring and simple between trips to the airport. 

Birthday celebrations have been the highlight of the week. Yesterday’s was special at a local assisted living facility, another reminder of my inevitable mortality. Our 98-year old friend, Vince Pesky, blew out the candles on his cake. He was once the bat boy for the Portland Beavers, with a brother who was a Boston Red Sox Hall of Famer, immortalized through the “Pesky Pole” in Fenway Park’s right field.  He’s now officially the oldest person I personally know, although our acquaintance has only been in the last few years. A fellow baseball memorabilia collector introduced us, and since all three of us observe a birthday this same week, a drink or two was in order. This coupled with a best friend back in Indianapolis who’s shared a steak dinner with me for many years now in honor of the proximity of our two birth dates. I also have a cousin who shares my big day and a former co-worker to toast later in the week. Virgos Unite!

Virgos are born between August 23rd and September 22nd, under the sixth astrological sign of the Zodiac. According to Wikipedia, “the constellation Virgo has multiple different origins depending on which mythology is being studied. Most myths generally view Virgo as a virgin/maiden with heavy association with wheat. In Greek and Roman mythology they relate the constellation to Demeter, mother of Persephone, or Proserpina, the Roman goddess of the harvest. Another association is with the myth of Parthenos (meaning virgin in Greek), which explains how the actual constellation Virgo came to be.”

V for virtuous
I for intelligent
R for responsible
G for generous
O for optimistic

 

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Unfulfilled #1041

One week until my 68th birthday and time to refer back to the 67 goals that I set in anticipation of the occasion. (See Post #642). Here are some of the things I didn’t get done and some related excuses:

  1. Get my grandkids to Portland (maybe when the Cubs play the Mariners in Seattle)
  2. St. Louis for a baseball game
  3. Spring Training game in Arizona or Florida
  4. IU Basketball Game (tournament season please)
  5. Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame
  6. Las Vegas weekend to celebrate 18 years of marriage
  7. Repair Solara and Lexus dents
  8. Go to a Ducks football game
  9. See 3 Oregon State baseball games
  10. Go to a Timbers game
  11. Write a book
  12. Visit my sister and friends in Elkhart
  13. Ski at Steamboat
  14. At least 5 ski trips to Mt. Hood
  15. Visit Jessica Fletcher’s House
  16. San Diego for a baseball game
  17. Go to a Hops Game
  18. Attend a high school football game
  19. Go to my 50th High School Reunion
  20. See an NFL game
  21. Go to a high school basketball game
  22. First class flight upgrade

There were actually 72 items on my initial list, meaning I was able to cross-off 50 – not bad. Of these remaining 22 unfulfilled items, I did at least ski once (not five times) at Mt. Hood and went to two (not 3) Oregon State baseball games, in freezing cold temperatures no less. Plus, we’re headed to Steamboat next week but not to ski, and we’re scheduled to see a Timbers match in just a few weeks. Regrettably, I did not get back to my hometown of Elkhart for my 50th high school reunion or to visit my sister and her family. Nor, did I get my grandkids out here to Portland as I had planned, but I am going out to see them in Florida next month. When the Cubs came to Seattle, we instead flew to Hawaii, so the alternative turned out to be much better. None of the other sports-related activities were time sensitive, and will simply be added to next year’s list. I would also love to go to Williamsport, Pennsylvania for the Little League World Series.

I did get some seat upgrades from Alaska Airlines but never got into first-class. We didn’t expect my wife’s daughter to move to San Francisco with her fiance, so there were certainly pleasant surprises like this that changed our West Coast travel plans. However, she now lives very close to Mendocino and Jessica Fletcher’s Blair House and memories of my favorite show, Murder She Wrote. When we were in Arizona, it was a week early for any spring baseball, nor did we get to San Diego or take the time for high school games, the Hillsboro Hops, or Oregon college football. I almost made it to a Yankees game, but a death in the family changed those plans. As it turned out, the game was postponed by rain anyway. We’ll be back in New York in about three weeks, but for Broadway not baseball.

There are still dents in our cars that I continue to procrastinate on getting fixed. I.U. basketball failed to make the NCAA tournament again, so they weren’t worth a trip to see. We will probably not get back to Indiana at all for the holidays this year, without my wife’s mother to visit. The Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame Museum in New Castle has been on my list for many years now and looks like it will continue to be. Last year we were able to include St. Louis in our Midwest travels, but a funeral changed everything. 

Another year has passed without writing that book I never seem to get accomplished. Maybe this will be the year? Two weddings will top the year’s list of events transpiring before the year 2020 and my 69th birthday.  With the sale of our home, there are many things up in the air, including where we’ll be living. We could even be in Florida to celebrate the new year, or maybe elusive Las Vegas? As life settles over the next few months, I’ll try to put together a 68-point plan of goals and dreams, and maybe this time so many won’t go unfulfilled?

 

Old Sport Shorts: The Ball #1039

Most would say that I’m simply a patchwork of leather stitched together to play a silly game -that I have no mind, heart, or feelings. But, that’s simply not true if you know anything at all about the game of basketball. I know right away if someone is special. The way they confidently hold me is the first sign of greatness. Before they ever get on the court, I know they’ve practiced long and hard. I’ve been bounced around, banged off the backboard, tossed back and forth, and experienced the rewarding tickle of the net. If I had a head, it would ache after hours of free throws, H-O-R-S-E, and fantasies of hitting last second shots. I’m rarely handled by anything but sweaty hands. We’re out there day and night with the aid of a spotlight and refine our dribbling skills when the weather is bad by weaving between chairs. 

When his dad bought me at the store all those years ago, I wished that I had a father like that. I didn’t understand the birds and bees, only the basket and the ball, so I adopted him as my own. Our dad had played the game when he was young, after all he lived in Indiana. He selected me, the very best, when he could have settled for a cheaper rubber brand. He then took precious time out from his farming responsibilities to build a backboard and attach it to the barn. Eventually, he added a blacktop surface, but in the beginning it was only dirt that turned muddy in the rain. We were still out there everyday, it didn’t matter, and would shovel it off when it snowed. It got to the point where I rarely hit the rim, and eventually he could jump straight up and simply drop me through the net. 

I’m lucky to be a Hoosier, where I’m the game of traditional choice. Otherwise, I might be gathering dust in the corner of a garage, or discarded in the trash. I’ve seen my lonely deflated friends, but in this unique, one-class basketball I’m constantly in action. My job is to ultimately find the opening in the rim that is slightly larger than I am. Otherwise, I careen pointlessly away without reward. On the drive down the court, others are trying to take me away, so it takes special dribbling skills to maintain possession. It’s only when I’m in his big, strong hands that I feel secure. As others touch me, I can only hope that he steals it away. 

During the course of time, my surface got worn and discolored. At first, he would scrub me like a baby before we went into his room to listen to a game on the transistor radio. I wish I could be bright orange again, but then again I would have missed all that time together. Right now, he sees me as perfect, “properly broken-in” as he calls it. As he grows in size, I’m slowly turning brown. Unfortunately, some of my peers have been replaced with newer models, so I only have a limited time to enjoy his greatness. We’ve been through a lot together, like close friends. I’m always at his side, a natural attachment to his lean, tall frame.

When I was brand new, just out of the box covered in wrapping paper, it was hard to breathe, but worth it when I saw his smiling face, missing a few teeth, the very first time. I remember he kept me close when he slept, with dreams of what we could do together. Most of the time, it was just the two of us practicing from sunrise to sunset. What else was there to do in a small town? We would look forward to the time when his friends would come over and I could be the center of attention. They would all fight over me, even though I tried to be loyal. After a while, I would grow anxious for them to go home, so I could have him all to myself. But, if I hadn’t seen the others play, I wouldn’t have really known how much better he was than everyone else. He and I were an inseparable team that others envied. He especially reveled in taking the ball away from his opponent, an art he developed like no one else. To be honest, I know he was jealous that I was in someone else’s hands. Soon, the college recruiters were knocking at our door, and I somehow knew that our time together was growing short. 

During our many years together, his room filled with trophies, and sadly I joined them on the shelf. I was surrounded by posters of the game’s greatest stars and a pennant for the Bainbridge Pointers. He went far away to school and much to my surprise added a Kentucky Wildcats banner. Hoosier neighbors and fans were disappointed, but he was getting the best of coaching. It also set the stage for an NBA Championship with the Portland Trailblazers. I often wished I had legs of my own so I could practice while he was gone, and was forced to wait patiently for him to return home so we could play again. It was joyously clear I was still his favorite toy when we finally got back together. He would spin me on his finger then weave me between his legs and behind his back. We’d talk like we used to do everyday and I would try to behave as he lofted me towards the basket. He would stand as far back as possible and count down 3…2…1 then free me from his hands, hoping to jump for joy as he watched me swish through the tattered net. 

Retirement is not without Hassles: 69 memories of 1969 #1033

Last night was my 50th High School Reunion back in my hometown. I enjoyed seeing all the photos of the Class of ’69 rather than make the long trip back to Indiana. My wife and I stuck to our usual “Movie Night” routine with Once Upon a time in Hollywood. Both the reunion and movie were reminders of the year 1969. Plus, I’ve been reading the book Summer of ’69 by Elin Hilderbrand to further add to the memories. Here’s my list of 69 things that happened that special year:

  1. Celebrated my 18th Birthday
  2. Graduated from Elkhart High School
  3. Freshman year at Albion College
  4. First Draft Lottery for me 
  5. Apollo 11 Moon walk
  6. Saw the Broadway show Hair in Chicago
  7. Manson murders
  8. Woodstock Festival
  9. Ohio State wins Rose Bowl
  10. Led Zeppelin first album released
  11. Joe Namath and Jets win Super Bowl
  12. Richard Nixon sworn in as President
  13. Elvis “comeback”
  14. The Beatles give their final public performance
  15. Yassar Arafat elected PLO leader
  16. The last Saturday Evening Post is published
  17. The first flight of a Boeing 747
  18. Mariner 6 Mars Probe launched
  19. First Amendment ruled to apply to pubic schools
  20. Soviet and Chinese forces clash on Ussuri River
  21. Apollo 9 launched to test Lunar Module
  22. Sirhan Sirhan admits to killing President Kennedy
  23. Jim Morrison of arrested for indecent exposure
  24. James Earl Ray pleads guilty to King assignation
  25. Mario Puzio’s Godfather book published
  26. Golda Meir becomes the first woman Israel Prime Minister
  27. Cambodia bombing begins
  28. John Lennon and Yoko Ono are married
  29. UCLA over Purdue for NCAA basketball championship
  30. 153 Coal Miners killed in Mexico
  31. First artificial heart implanted
  32. SDS takes over Harvard Administration Building
  33. People’s Park formed in Berkeley
  34. Robin Knox-Johnston sails non-stop round the world
  35. Charles de Gaulle steps down as president of France
  36. Montreal Canadians win Stanley Cup
  37. Hamburger Hill battle begins in Vietnam
  38. First confirmed case of AIDS in the US
  39. Apollo 10 is launched
  40. Soviets land on Venus probe
  41. Midnight Cowboy film released
  42. Stonewall Riots start LGBT movement
  43. Blind Faith plays in London’s Hyde Park
  44. Georges Pompidou elected President of France
  45. Boris Spassky becomes World Chess Champion
  46. Cuyahoga River fire
  47. Judy Garland dies
  48. Stones’ Brian Jones downs in pool and Let It Bleed released
  49. Zodiac Killer
  50. First US Troop withdrawals from Viet Nam
  51. Mary Jo Kopechne drowns in Edward Kennedy’s car
  52. Abbey Road photo taken and album released
  53. Haunted Mansion opens at Disneyland
  54. Hurricane Camille
  55. The Gap, Long John Silver’s, Wendy’s and Walmart open
  56. TWA flight hijacked
  57. First ATM installed
  58. Lieutenant William Calley charged with Vietnam murders
  59. Scooby-Doo premiers on CBS
  60. Willie Mays hits his 600th home run
  61. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid opens
  62. Chicago Eight trial begins
  63. Brady Bunch first broadcast on ABC
  64. Amazing Mets win the World Series
  65. Pink Floyd release Ummagumma album
  66. Sesame Street airs on NET
  67. The Cold War begins
  68. Pele scores his 1000th goal
  69. Altamont Free Concert

Retirement is not without Hassles: Baseball Card Day #1032

It’s the night of my 50th high school union, but I failed to make the trip back to my hometown of Elkhart, Indiana. Today is also National Baseball Card Day, so it’s appropriate that I went to our local Mall 205 baseball card show. My purchases were primarily Chicago White Sox players from 1953-1962. Fellow collectors also presented me with some gifts, including a Go-Go White Sox Pin from the Stock Yard Inn Dugout Club circa 1959, SOX & Cubs buttons, an Official 1961 Sox scorebook, and a Sports Illustrated photo of Sherm Lollar from behind the plate with Billy Pierce on the mound. It all goes in my collection binders, highlighting the years around the Go-Go White Sox World Series appearance in 1959. Despite their loss to the Dodgers, it was the beginning of my interest in Chicago sports.

I would have to wait until 2005 for the White Sox to actually win the World Series. In the meantime, I followed da Bears through their Super Bowl victory in 1986, and gravitated to the cross-town Cubs in an effort to bond more closely with my dad and son. I never really followed the Bulls, preferring the home state influence of The Pacers. When Indy became the home of the Colts, I split my Bears allegiance that soon led to a major conflict during the 2007 Super Bowl.  Obviously, there was not an Indiana based baseball team to divide my loyalties, but I do find my faithfulness wavering between the Cubs and Sox. However, the Sox have not been as successful in recent years to officially lure me in their direction. 

In the last few years, my favorite White Sox player has become Yoan Moncada who sports uniform #10 of my childhood idol, catcher Sherm Lollar. Honestly, I was not even aware of his existence until I randomly selected his autographed baseball as part of a promotion for Sox Kids at Cellular One Park three years ago. It will always be known to me as Comiskey Park prior until modern-day sponsorship began to dictate naming rights. Two years ago it was re-branded as Guaranteed Rate that obviously didn’t guarantee victory. Soon after I bought the ball, top-prospect Moncada was brought up from the Minors and established himself in the White Sox line-up. This year he’s hitting .300 with power, so any chance of Sherm’s number being retired is growing unlikely. Former White Sox player, Ron Santo wore that number in 1974 and carried it to the Cubs where it was retired in 2003. Sherm Lollar wore #10 for ten years, more than any other Sox player, but he failed to make the Hall of Fame despite his defensive abilities. (See Post #5). Hopefully, some day that honor will belong to Yoan. Right now, unfortunately, he’s on the injured list. Sadly, Sherm has been on the deceased list since 1977. His 95th birthday would have been in a couple of weeks. 

I did not get to Guaranteed Rate Stadium this year, but saw the Cubs lose at Wrigley. I’m looking forward to following Khalil Mack and the Bears defense this year, but on the basketball side have strayed from The Pacers to the Portland Trailblazers since our move west. It shows that I’m a fickle fan! I’m further than I’ve ever been from Chicago, and that’s part of the reason I’m not partying with my former high school classmates. At least I was able to celebrate National Baseball Card Day with a few more collectibles. Plus, today is the 10th!

 

 

Old Sport Shorts: Hoosier High School Basketball #1028

The golf was uneventful yesterday, but conversations with several former Portland Trailblazers, who were outing celebrities, proved to be memorable. At lunch, we talked with Larry Steele about his local Basketball Camp and in the process learned that he was an Indiana native, just like the other two hometown friends that were with me. I told him of my experiences at the Taylor University Junior Basketball Camp run by legendary coach Marion Crawley. One of the councilors was Hallie Bryant, who achieved fame as a Harlem Globetrotter. Bryant went to Indiana University, as did the three of us. In fact, four born-and-bred Hoosiers at the same table is a remarkable coincidence in Portland, Oregon.

Larry Steele went on to play for Adolph Rupp at the University of Kentucky, and could not off-the-top-of-his-head remember a familiar connection to Bryant. I learned later that he was one of Steele’s coaches when he played for the Indiana High School All-Stars against Kentucky. Larry was head coach himself for the University of Portland over a 7-year span. He hailed from tiny Bainbridge, Indiana and graduated in 1967 with only 54 classmates. Willie Long from Ft. Wayne South was Indiana Mr. Basketball that year, an honor that Hallie Bryant of Indianapolis  Crispus Attucks shared in 1953. Steele once scored 46 points in a high school game. We chatted about his Hoosiers move-like experience in the single-class 1966 tournament playing for The Pointers when they faced heavily favored East Chicago Washington in the Lafayette Semi-State. It was classic big-school vs. small-school, but Larry’s team fell 4-points short to The Senators. In the other game, “Rocket” Rick Mount, another Mr. Basketball, scored 47 to lead Lebanon over Logansport, so it was quite a double-header for the fans. 

As most Hoosiers know, Rick Mount went on to star for Purdue, while Larry Steele spent 4-years at Kentucky, beating up on Indiana and then drafted by The Trailblazers in 1971. Hallie Bryant helped Indiana win the 1957 Big Ten Championship, and crossed paths with Steele in the high school border-wars series. I once played against Bryant as part of a radio station promotion back in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. Like all Globe Trotter games, it was a carefully controlled outcome in the interest of entertainment. Meadowlark Lemon was also involved in that memorable moment on the basketball court, making all of us look like fools. It allowed me to have a great conversation with Larry, who was part of the NBA championship team in 1977, as was his Blazer teammate Bob Gross, our table guest for dinner after a hot afternoon of divot-making on the golf course. 

 

Old Sport Shorts: Mood Swings #1023

I’m trying not to let my mood be reflected in the box score, but sports are an important part of my life. Some how I’ve become a suffering Cubs fan, just like I once obsessively absorbed myself in I.U. basketball. I can blame this on my upbringing and the bonds that I had with my father. For the record, I was not a Cubs fan until I was an adult. Now, I wake up in a bad mood if the Cubs lose, as they did last night. Fortunately, they made a trade, or the team wouldn’t have even gotten a hit. To make matters worse it was against the Cardinals. We should all have a box score to look at the next day.

My box score from yesterday would show a morning run, too much TV watching, an acupuncture session, and dinner with my wife at West while monitoring the Cubs game. Not exactly a constructive day in the life, capped-off by a game-generated mood swing. I went to bed with it, and woke up with it – like a pouty little kid. Why do I let this silly game get the best of me? I wasn’t even playing. I’ve got the Cubbies Blues!

These Cubbies literally sometimes suck the life out of me, when life is going great. I’m retired and happily married – have most days to myself with few worries. There’s no reason for this to get to me, but it does. Yet, I’ll be watching when they start to fill-in today’s box score against the Brewers. It’s like being involved in a bad relationship. Nothing makes me angrier than a Cubs loss. When they win, there are certainly happier moments in life, but I do feel better about getting up the next day. 

It’s been a long, disappointing year for the Cubs. Last night was the first time in an 18-game stretch since the All Star Game, where they hadn’t held the lead at one point. They’ve gotten runs for their starting pitchers and put them in a position to win. Unfortunately, relief and the road have not been welcome sights. They managed to sweep the Pirates and won two out of three from the stubborn Reds and Padres. Then they had to leave the friendly confines of Wrigley Field. Chicago  next blew two games each against the Giants, Brewers, and Cardinals, as the relief corps simply didn’t do their jobs. To add to the misery, they only scored 3 runs in three games at Busch Stadium, after beefing-up their offensive power with the acquisition of Nick Castellanos from the surrendering Tigers. He sadly got their only hit last night against a pitcher that hadn’t won since mid-May. Overall, it was an 11-16 road flop.

So here we are in August, and the Cubs are a game behind the Cards and a game ahead of the Brewers. They are still in contention, but I expect to continue to suffer the rest of this season. I’ll be wearing Blue and seeing Red! The mood swings will persist in haunting my dreams, and the missed swings will reflect in the box score. October will come and go without the Cubs, and my anger will shift to I.U. basketball. It’s a vicious cycle that is a bigger part of my life than I really want it to be. Try to remember – It’s only a game!

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: SunDay FunDay #1019

It’s just another sunny day in the glorious world of retirement. For those still working for a living, it’s also Sunday. My wife is getting ready for a business trip to Los Angeles while I gladly stay home to watch the dogs. They see Sunday as FunDay, anticipating their weekend Schnauzerthons. My wife leads feisty Tally on a leash while I run with old lady Tinker pushing her stroller. As we make our way through the neighborhood park, we’ll occasionally exchange dogs in a carefully synchronized spin around the pond. There’s even a designated poop stop, having learned our lesson about giving Tinker a timely break. She is, after all, “The Poopingest Pup on The Planet,” and the fast buggy ride seems to relax her a bit too much. Just like a toddler, we now always carry Wet Wipes just in case. Once I complete my just over three-mile daily running goal, I let her out for the short walk home. Today was RunDay number 3.864, as “The Streak” continues. 

Tinker was really gimpy today as she waddled along by herself. Her regular outings are very short any more and often she doesn’t even make it down the driveway before she poops. A few steps later she’ll relieve her bladder in the neighbor’s grass and immediately head home. It’s almost like clockwork. She’ll then wait in the shade of the garage until Tally finishes her business, and will bark if it takes too long. Last night, we had dinner guests and she was very impatient. The neighborhood was so peaceful and quiet except for her demanding bark. It was the most outspoken I’ve ever seen her, so she must have thought that with guests at the table, she’d get more food if she was loud enough. As we well know, input equals output, so extra baggies were needed today.

One of my favorite SunDay morning rituals is listening to Sunday Morning Brunch on KINK radio. Although it’s a subtle reminder that I used to work there, it was a mellow way to start today. It helped me get through a sluggish hangover from too much wine and too many barks last night. I won’t be outdone by the neighbors when I set out my glass bottles for recycling tomorrow. It will look like a job well done, after another of my wife’s successful dinner parties. It may be one of our last at this home once we put it on the market in a few weeks. Who knows where we will be living next? I’m sure the neighbors won’t miss “Old Lady Bark” or the brown spots in their yard. 

I’ll be on my own for a couple of days, so baseball, beer and fried chicken with a friend is planned. Tinker will have no one to bark at but Tally, as she quietly dreams of the next Schnauzerthon. I just hope that the Cubs can get their sh*t together after blowing a couple of key games this past week. I’m sure my Cardinal friends are thrilled. They are only “my Cubs” when they’re winning and the Brewers are taking advantage of weak relief work with back-to-back-comebacks. It won’t be FunDay unless they can win in Milwaukee today. Also, the fried chicken won’t taste good unless they can beat the Cardinals. If not, you’ll get tired of hearing my bark!

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