It’s just another sunny day in the glorious world of retirement. For those still working for a living, it’s also Sunday. My wife is getting ready for a business trip to Los Angeles while I gladly stay home to watch the dogs. They see Sunday as FunDay, anticipating their weekend Schnauzerthons. My wife leads feisty Tally on a leash while I run with old lady Tinker pushing her stroller. As we make our way through the neighborhood park, we’ll occasionally exchange dogs in a carefully synchronized spin around the pond. There’s even a designated poop stop, having learned our lesson about giving Tinker a timely break. She is, after all, “The Poopingest Pup on The Planet,” and the fast buggy ride seems to relax her a bit too much. Just like a toddler, we now always carry Wet Wipes just in case. Once I complete my just over three-mile daily running goal, I let her out for the short walk home. Today was RunDay number 3.864, as “The Streak” continues.
Tinker was really gimpy today as she waddled along by herself. Her regular outings are very short any more and often she doesn’t even make it down the driveway before she poops. A few steps later she’ll relieve her bladder in the neighbor’s grass and immediately head home. It’s almost like clockwork. She’ll then wait in the shade of the garage until Tally finishes her business, and will bark if it takes too long. Last night, we had dinner guests and she was very impatient. The neighborhood was so peaceful and quiet except for her demanding bark. It was the most outspoken I’ve ever seen her, so she must have thought that with guests at the table, she’d get more food if she was loud enough. As we well know, input equals output, so extra baggies were needed today.
One of my favorite SunDay morning rituals is listening to Sunday Morning Brunch on KINK radio. Although it’s a subtle reminder that I used to work there, it was a mellow way to start today. It helped me get through a sluggish hangover from too much wine and too many barks last night. I won’t be outdone by the neighbors when I set out my glass bottles for recycling tomorrow. It will look like a job well done, after another of my wife’s successful dinner parties. It may be one of our last at this home once we put it on the market in a few weeks. Who knows where we will be living next? I’m sure the neighbors won’t miss “Old Lady Bark” or the brown spots in their yard.
I’ll be on my own for a couple of days, so baseball, beer and fried chicken with a friend is planned. Tinker will have no one to bark at but Tally, as she quietly dreams of the next Schnauzerthon. I just hope that the Cubs can get their sh*t together after blowing a couple of key games this past week. I’m sure my Cardinal friends are thrilled. They are only “my Cubs” when they’re winning and the Brewers are taking advantage of weak relief work with back-to-back-comebacks. It won’t be FunDay unless they can win in Milwaukee today. Also, the fried chicken won’t taste good unless they can beat the Cardinals. If not, you’ll get tired of hearing my bark!
I continue to be amused with the names of minor league baseball teams. It almost makes me forget my Major League frustrations with the Cubs and White Sox. I remember on our recent trip to Walla Walla, Washington, seeing some merchandise for the Walla Walla Sweets, a name selected to promote the sweet onion crops in that area. They are playing the Portland Pickles next week, a nickname selected probably just because it’s weird like the city. There is the MoonBrine Pickle Company that relocated its world headquarters to Portland sixteen years ago, producing out of the Historic Ford Building.
The Portland Pickles play in the South Division of the West Coast League (WCL), a premier collegiate wooden bat summer baseball league based in the Pacific Northwest and British Columbia. The Pickles play their home games at Walker Stadium in Lents Park. In this upcoming battle, it’s Pickles vs. Sweets, but there are other uniquely named competitors in this league, including the Bellingham Bells Kewlona Falcons, Port Angeles Lefties, Victoria HarborCats, Wenatchee AppleSox, Yakima Valley Pippins, Bend Elks, Corvallis Knights, Cowlitz Black Bears, Ridgefield Raptors, Spokane River Hawks, Moses Lake Pirates, Medford Rogues, Klamath Falls Gems, Kitsap Blue Jackets, and Gresham GreyWolves.
Team nicknames have always stimulated personal fascination. At one time, I knew every high school mascot in Indiana, but I’m certainly not as familiar with the Northwest. Getting to know and supporting the area teams is always one of the first steps of fitting-in with the local community. It all started with the Elkhart Blue Blazers, Albion Britons, the Indiana Hoosiers, Purdue Boilermakers, Indianapolis Indians, Decatur Commodores, and Austin Bats. While we live in Portland, it’s now about the Hillsboro Hops and the Portland Pickles. After years of hot speculation, it doesn’t look like the city is ever going to get a Major League Baseball franchise.
In the meantime, the Cubs continue to have road woes losing last night to the Giants for the 10th time in 14 games. I’d say they are in a pickle! I was fortunate to actually see them win at AT&T Park two years ago. They are a miserable 18-29 away from Wrigley Field, yet somehow manage to still lead the NL Central Division. The cross-town White Sox have settled into the middle of the AL Central Division with an even poorer 19-32 away-from-home mark.
Watch out for the Cardinals! They are 8-2 following the All Star break and only a half-game behind in the standings. The Cubs are 6-4 and their victories have been against bottom-dwellers, plus they haven’t won a road series since mid-May when they took two of three from the Nats. Last night, it was reliever Brad Branch who gave up the walk-off in the 13th. The night before it was Pedro Strop who blew a two-run lead in the 8th with his fourth relief loss of the season. R-E-L-I-E-F has become a four-letter word for Cubs fans like me!
The Pickles, on the other hand, are 7-2 so far in the second half of this year’s WCL season, just a game behind the Knights. They finished the first half at 9-17 and at the bottom of the South Division. Fortunately, this surge occurred before the “Dill Was Gone.” Get It? Here’s to also wishing for a “Sweet” series victory over Wall-Walla next week. I know the Pickle’s mascot Dillon is hoping to lead “Raise The Chair,” a unique celebration after scoring a run. Keep It Weird On The Field – Go Pickles!
My step-daughter is getting married, and my role will be somewhat awkward. The wedding is a month away in San Francisco, and the mother-of-the bride and I went to visit for the weekend. We brought the happy couple a box of assorted wines that Alaska Airlines was kind enough to ship for free. During the course of 3 active days, my Apple Watch recorded over 70,000 steps between morning runs, walks to & from dinners, an afternoon jaunt through Golden Gate Park where we spotted a raccoon, a tour of their Presidio wedding venues, and some photo location scouting along the waterfront. I was trying to work in a side-venture to the Oakland A’s baseball stadium for a game against my White Sox, but that never worked into our plans.
The happy couple had just moved coast-to-coast from Washington D.C. after finding new jobs and and an apartment in the Dogpatch neighborhood. They arrived to meet us at our Courtyard by Marriott hotel suite after a long day of work. We were all tired and hungry but “Randee” couldn’t wait, grabbing what she thought were Gummies from a zip-lock bag my wife had packed. They turned out to be our entire supply of B-12 vitamins, so we teased her all weekend about stealing all of our energy while fortifying herself. (It could have been worse considering that we live in a state where edibles are legal.) I was already having some lower back issues that caused me to feel “old and sluggish” even before we arrived. As we head home, I decided to have some fun with it via a poem, after already offering some half-serious input about their wedding plans. I called them “Step-Suggestions,” since everyone else seemed to have their opinions. (See Post #1004).It was all for a laugh, as I’ll let her mom and real father have their well deserved “moment in the sun” come wedding day, while I’ll remain in the background of her life.
Step-Father
We came to visit,
And brought the wine.
Then walked to WaterBar,
To talk and dine.
I made a list,
Of marriage tips.
And shared my wit,
Over martini sips.
Planning a wedding,
Is thankless work.
Spoiled by those,
That act the jerk.
There was little chance,
To ignore my words.
Some scraps of wisdom,
To feed the birds.
When I woke up,
For energy to run.
I searched my vitamins,
But we had none.
Our B-12 supply,
Had been devoured.
My weekend mood,
Was sadly soured.
The bride-to-be,
Sometimes called “Randee.”
Mistakenly thought,
That they were candy.
We could have offered,
Our Peanut M&Ms.
They’d have satisfied,
Her hunger whims.
Instead she became,
An “Energy Vampire.”
Full of vigor,
Leaving me to tire.
It’s “Dumpling Time,”
Said fiancé, Ben.
So soon I rose,
To my feet again.
Then walked for miles,
Through The Park.
The Cliff House meal,
Lasted well past dark.
Another morning run,
A Presidio tour.
Just how much,
Could I endure?
Ball Park dreams,
Of sitting for hours.
Instead we talked,
Of vows and flowers.
The fog rolled in,
Over our picnic spread.
My aching back tested,
By photo sites ahead.
The happy couple,
In their new town.
We’re all looking forward,
To the “Girl in the Gown.”
Mom is proud,
The beautiful Bay.
But 70,000 steps,
Got in my way.
This is the role,
Of the “Step” father.
Making newlyweds laugh,
And not be a bother.
Best Wishes on many years together.
Love,
Mike
Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com
We’re about to wrap-up the NBA and College baseball seasons. The Warriors are in danger of finishing second for the first time in years. The Raptors could put a bow on things tonight. Last year at this time, Golden State had swept the Cavaliers and I was headed to the College World Series, that has narrowed the NCAA field down to the Elite 8. Can Florida State finally secure a title for legendary coach Mike Martin in his final season? Can Chris Lemonis, former I.U. baseball coach, lead his Mississippi State team to the championship in his first year? Or, can Arkansas win it all this year after last year’s final “out” dropped harmlessly between three Razorback players in foul territory and gave Oregon State the trophy instead? I also have a DNA cousin that pitches for Vanderbilt and allegiance to Michigan as the sole representative from the BIG Ten. Louisville eliminated I.U. on the path to Omaha. Texas Tech and Auburn round out the Final 8.
The Cubs took the wind out of St. Louis with a sweep at Wrigley Field last weekend. It was the second of the season, after the Cardinals did similar broom damage at Busch. The series now stands at 6-3. However, just like the first time, they failed to follow-up with a win in the next series. They finally got a victory after the Rockies won the first two. It was the 7th series loss after a streak of 10 straight. They remain a half-game behind the Central Division leading Brewers and now face the West Division dominating Dodgers. I also got a kick out of the fact that Grae Kessinger, grandson of Cubs’ shortstop Don Kessinger was on the doorstep of the College World Series but failed to get by Arkansas to get there. Meanwhile, the city of St. Louis forgot all about baseball and the recent Cardinals mediocrity by claiming The Stanley Cup for the first time in Blues’ franchise history. Now that’s a wrap!
It seems odd that a Canadian team is in the driver’s seat for basketball and that a U.S. team claimed hockey’s cherished trophy. The “Wide World of Sports” is definitely changing. In the women’s soccer FIFA World Cup the U.S. team humiliated Thailand and was criticized by the Canadian women for running up the score. You simply can’t expect top competitors to play anything less than their best until the clock runs out, especially in an event that happens once every four years. Oh Canada!