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Old Sport Shorts: “Schwarber at the Bat” Casey revisited #64

Schwarber at the Bat

It’s been an up and down affair,,

The Cubs an early lead.

But the Tribe tied it up,

Extra innings was the need.

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Bryant took the grounder,

Then slipped on the wet grass.

Would his throw get to Rizzo?

Or another sad year pass?

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Let’s go back to the beginning,

A Hundred Eight years ago.

Tinker, Evers, and Chance,

Won it last, you know.

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In fact, they won it back-to-back,

Cubs haven’t won it since.

All that talk of a curse,

Have kept fans in suspense.

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There was no Wrigleyville back then,

Games at the West Side Grounds.

Overall and Mordecai,

Were flawless, so it sounds.

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There was joy felt in Chicago,

Would it happen ever again?

Or would the Cubs strike out?

And never get that win?

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Then along came Rizzo,

Bryant and Zobrist, too.

A closer named Chapman,

All wearing Cubbie Blue.

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Jake, Kyle,  John, and Jon,

Took their places on the mound.

And the magician, Javy Baez,

Made the defense sound.

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Russell handled shortstop,

Grandpa Ross behind the plate.

But the Mighty Schwarber,

Would sadly have to wait.

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Let’s not forget Coach Maddon,

Or Epstein’s brilliant ways.

And thank the Rickett’s family,

For the “Fly the W” craze.

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A Hundred Three wins later,

Put the Cardinals in their place.

Joy again in Wrigleyville.

They Won the Pennant race.

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Then they took the Giants,

With the Dodgers next.

Now can they win the Series?

No sane fan should expect.

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To Cleveland for game one,

With some hope it appears.

They haven’t won it either,

In the last seventy years.

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Cubby spirits get a needed boost,

Mighty Schwarber’s at the bat.

But his double is not enough,

The Tribe clouts more than that.

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Schwarber strikes harder,

And Jake wins game two.

But next day Cubs bats were silent,

No runs, and hits were few.

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At last to Wrigleyville they go,

But down two games to one.

The stands are quiet at the end,

After the Kipnis home run.

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No joy in Wrigleyville that night,

Cub chances growing thin.

The Indians were in command,

As Cory Kluber wins again.

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As Game Five approached,

Tension filled Chicago’s air.

But Bryant slugged one deep,

One game closer to being square.

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They could lose no more,

And expect to ever win.

Return to hostile Cleveland,

Can the Cubs prevail again?

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Game Six little doubt,

Chapman’s arm overused?

But with Russell’s Grand Slam,

Indian confidence was bruised.

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It was down to one game,

In a duel to be best.

Hendricks for the Cubs,

Kluber not much rest.

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Chicago jumped out early,

Up by four in the Fifth.

By taking Kyle out,

Did the Tribe get a gift?

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David Ross had made an error,

And Cleveland made him pay.

Then he homered next time up,

This hIs final game to play.

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In the bottom of the Eighth,

Chapman showed his wear.

And had every Cubs fan,

On the edge of their chair.

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Those Indians wouldn’t quit,

Rajai Davis tied the score.

But Chapman retired the side,

And wasn’t shown the door.

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Two teams of such ill fate,

Only one would end their drought.

Two fly balls would end the Ninth,

Kipnis, like Casey, struck out!

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And where was Wild Thing?

Cleveland fans might wonder.

Would this have a happy ending,

Or would it end in blunder?

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The rain comes pouring down,

With no decision after Nine.

Heyward gave his pep talk,

Was this delay by design?

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Once their wits were gathered,

The Cubs came out possessed.

They took the lead again,

And played their very best.

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Mighty Schwarber a lead off single,

Junior’s pinch-run speedy wheels.

Zobrist earned an M.V.P.,

Then Migel Montero deals.

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And would that be enough?

I guess we’ll finally know.

Montgomery got the grounder,

Bryant made the slippery throw.

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Suspense  is where we left you,

Would Bryant’s throw fly true?

Or would the curse continue,

And leave Cubs’ fans more Blue?

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I think you know the answer?

There’s no one left to blame.

The Cubs are now World Champions,

Wrigleyville will never be the same.

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copyright May 2017 johnstonwrites.com

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Here was the original “Casey at the Bat” poem, written in 1888:


Ernest Lawrence Thayer

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
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A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to the hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, “If only Casey could but get a whack at that—
We’d put up even money now, with Casey at the bat.”
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But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat,
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
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But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despisèd, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
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Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
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There was ease in Casey’s manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey’s bearing and a smile lit Casey’s face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt ‘twas Casey at the bat.
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Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt;
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt;
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey’s eye, a sneer curled Casey’s lip.
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And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped—
“That ain’t my style," said Casey. “Strike one!” the umpire said.
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From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone on the stand;
And it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
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With a smile of Christian charity great Casey’s visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it and the umpire said, “Strike two!”
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“Fraud!” cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered “Fraud!”
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.
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The sneer is gone from Casey’s lip, his teeth are clenched in hate,
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate;
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.
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Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville—mighty Casey has struck out.
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Retirement is not without Hassles: Finding the right place to live #63

I ran in the rain again this morning.  Just a fine mist – but still annoying.  At least it was 50 degrees, but still very wet.  When you imagine retirement, I’m guessing that most of us think of warm, dry weather.  In the Midwest, we called them snow birds, retirees who would migrate south to the Gulf of Mexico cities.  Here in Portland, to escape the rainy season, the migration is to California, Arizona, and New Mexico.  With my wife’s career, it looks like I will have to continue to adapt to the Portland climate, at least for the next five years.

There are many things attractive to me about the Portland area.  Let me count the ways!  First, we have many good friends that live here.  Secondly, the weather is just gorgeous once the rain finally stops.  Thirdly, there are many great restaurants and music venues.  Number four, the coast and the mountains are just an hour away, with loads of activities like skiing, snowboarding, boating, fishing, beach combing, climbing, and even surfing.  Finally, there’s lots of great sports in the city including the Trailblazers, Timbers, and Winterhawks.  The Oregon Ducks and the Oregon State Beavers play just down the road, and the Mariners are a short drive to the north.  We also  have Portland, Portland State, and other fine area colleges and universities that not only offer sports, but also many cultural and educational opportunities that make our city great.

We’re know as “Rip City,” named for the Trailblazers ability to “rip the nets.”  We’re also known as the “Rose City,” one of the beautiful by-products of the rain.  I wrote this poem when we first moved to Portland:

 

Drip City

The mountains beautiful,

The dampness sucks.

Portland weather?

Lovely For Ducks

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The roses flourish,

The trees are tall.

But this much rain,

I can’t recall.

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It’s cool and damp,

A Duck kinda’ day.

Often settle on,

Indoors to play.

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The skies open,

The rivers rise.

Wear waterproof gear,

If you’re wise.

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Use an umbrella?

Don’t be a fool.

To carry one’s,

Apparently un-cool.

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Two state mascots,

Lead our teams.

Both like water,

So It seems.

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Storm drains,

Not worth a damn.

We need the Beaver,

To build a dam.

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Ducks, of course,

Give us Down.

They’re repelled,

When rain falls down.

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Ducks and Beavers,

A Civil War.

Game Day Forecast?

It might pour.

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Gray skies,

Constant drizzle.

Green moss,

Spirits fizzle.

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My shoes are soaked,

My toes feel cold.

My hair’s a curl,

Sunshine on hold.

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7 day outlook?

What’s in store?

Heavy moisture,

This weekend more.

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So having teams,

Play under cover.

Makes good sense,

Fans soon discover.

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So basketball,

As hot as it gets.

And gives us cheer,

Until the rain quits.

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The Blazers backcourt,

On the radio shows.

Were just renamed,

The two “Rain Bros.”

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They call it “Rip City,”

When they tickle the net.

But consider “Drip City,”

Because it’s so wet

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Round Ball games,

Make your day?

The sun always shines,

When the Timbers play.

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Or go to the mountains,

Where rain is snow.

Downhill skiing,

Ready, set, go.

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Be a good sport,

Or just pretend.

After a few months,

It will end.

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When summer comes,

Well worth the wait.

Out comes our rainbow,

The weather’s great.

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Copyright 2014 johnstonwrites.com

Old Sport Shorts: Headlines #60

I lived in the past this morning, spending several hours reminiscing with vendors at a local baseball card and collectibles show.  I went with the sole intention of buying some Cub and White Sox baseball cards from the early 1900s, but walked away with what I consider to be a treasure. It jumped out at me as I walked by a display table, wondering what in the heck it was doing in Portland, Oregon?  There was booth after booth of Oregon Ducks and Oregon State Beavers memorabilia that I typically see at these shows around our area.  Occasionally, I’ll see Washington Huskies, Washington State  Cougars, or Gonzaga merchandise, maybe even some California team items.  It only makes sense that people in this area are going to be more interested in teams that are close by, and every good merchant knows about targeting their audience. I would have never have expected to see an item from my Alma Mater, Indiana University at a local show.   That’s why I had to buy it.

It was a framed Velox from the front page of the Indiana Daily Student, the University’s newspaper from Tuesday, March 31, 1987.  The day it was published I was in New Orleans watching Keith Smart hit a last second shot against Syracuse to claim Indiana’s 5th NCAA Basketball Championship.  It was a magical moment in my life that was the climax of an unforgettable week of travel to and from New Orleans, several sleepless nights on the floor of house that was surprisingly under construction and had no furniture,  and night after night of fan rallies, not to mention the excessive drinking and partying that New Orleans is famous for.  After all, I was 34 years young with a family and didn’t get out of town by myself very often.  Without a doubt, I overdid it, but would be happy to do it again!

Admittedly, I’m an I.U. Basketball geek!  There’s a photo of that winning shot in my home office that is called simply, “The Shot.”  I have a custom I.U. jewelry box that plays the final seconds of the actual radio broadcast of that shot when you open its lid.  I also have framed jerseys and photos from the 1976 and 1981 Championships that I was fortunate to enjoy.  By 1987 it was getting to be a habit for Bob Knight and his Indiana teams, so I always expected to go to another one.  Unfortunately, it hasn’t happened in 30 years.  As a result, I have to live in the past with these memory aids that adorn my walls.

The headline on the front page reads, “IU WINS IT ALL!”  The accompanying story focuses, as only a campus publication would, on the student celebration rather than the game itself.  It does have a box score of the game and a photo of Steve Alford, Todd Meier, and Daryl Thomas hoisting the Championship Trophy.  A copy of the paper would have set you back 25 cents, and the frame and red matting is worth more than what I paid for it this morning.  The man who sold it to me owned a moving company and got it from a Beaverton, Oregon home.  He was not sure why the owner did not want to move it again.  There was a strip of masking tape on the back that noted, “Office #11 Center Behind Lamp.”  There was also a sticker from the framing company in Mishawaka, Indiana, just about 10 miles from my home town.  I’ll never know how it ended up in Oregon, but I’m glad that I was able to give it another good home.   The other coincidence was that he just picked it up last week, so this was the first time it was offered for sale, and I happened to be there at the right time.

It was all as if it was meant to be! The framed piece and I came together, after moving across the country 2,193 miles. Oh, and one more thing! As I was loading into the trunk of my car, my jaw dropped as I took a minute to fully read the article.  In one of the paragraphs it stated: “This is what University life is all about! yelled junior Matt Gaston between swigs of beer.  I met Matt Gaston several years later in Indianapolis, so it will be a good reason to get back in touch with him.  I wonder if he ever saw the paper, or if he was too hungover to care.  Maybe it will renew our friendship, since I know from Facebook posts that he is a baseball fan and follows the Nats and our Hoosiers from his D.C. home?

Old Sport Shorts: I’ll Take A Chance #54

I’ve added Frank Chance to my baseball card collection.  A T-206 Sweet Caporal “The Standard for Years” tobacco card from  1909-1910.   This particular card was of interest to me since it was issued just after the last year that the Cubs had won the World Series in 1908.  First Baseman Frank Chance batted .421 against the Tigers in those games.  The Sweet Caporal  cigarette brand was created by the Kinney Tobacco Company.  Kinney merged in 1890 into the American Tobacco Company and continued sales in Canada until 2011.  The Frank Chance card is also part of the series that includes the “most famous collectible,” the Honus Wagner T-206 trading card, as described by the National Baseball Hall of Fame.   Wagner apparently refused to allow production of his card to continue, so only 50 to 200 of these cards were ever distributed to the public (exact number unknown).  The limited supply is what escalated its value.

Trade Cards, as they were called, were a popular form of advertising, with baseball cards making up only a small fraction of the total distribution.  The original N-series, issued in the 1880s, on Kinney Bro’s High Class Cigarettes, that included Sweet Caporal, featured cards of multiple topics:  Actresses, Animals, Military, Fish, Famous Gems of the World, Famous Running Horses, Novelties, Naval Vessels of the World, Butterflies of the World, Flags of All Nations, and Surf Beauties, among others.   Other tobacco competitors like Goodwin & Co. issued Old Judge cards, inserted them both as a “stiffener” for their cigarette packs and to boost sales.   Allen and Ginter, Buchner & Co., Mayo & Co., and Kimball produced higher quality cards.  Yum Yum tobacco, S.H. Hess, and Four Base Hits card inserts are very rare.  Most of these tobacco company insert cards are much smaller in size than modern day baseball cards.

Honus Wagner, “The Flying Dutchman,” starred for the Pittsburgh Pirates in 1908, losing the National League Pennant by one game to the World Champion Cubs.  At that time, there was of course no instant replay and the fans were not confined to the stands.  In a late September controversial play that would ultimately determine the fate of both teams, the Cubs held a 2-0 lead.  The bases were loaded and Ed Abbaticchio, Wagner’s good friend and teammate was at the plate.  His hot smash down the third base line was ruled foul after hitting a fan.  Now considered an urban legend, in a court battle several months later initiated by the woman who was struck by that ball, it was conclusively established that she was standing in fair territory.  That was not the only controversy in the Cubs 1908 Championship drive.  This was the same official that ruled at the infamous “Merkle game” earlier that year that led to a “playoff” game, a Cubs 4-2 victory to end the regular season and send them to the World Series.

As a collector and a Cubs fan, I wanted cards from the most memorable players from those Championship teams, including Chance, Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown, Johnny Evers, and Joe Tinker.  That’s right – I’ll take a Chance, plus a Brown, Evers, and Tinker.  It was also suggested that I take a card from Orval Overall who won the final World Series game in 1908.  Mordecai won games 1 and 4 while Orval won games 2 and 5.  Joe Tinker hit a home run off Christy Mathewson and Johnny Evers alerted umpire Hank O’Day to Merkle’s base running boner.  In the “playoff” game, Tinker hit a trip off Mathewson that started the rally that gave the Cubs the victory.  Finally, as a poet, I was most aware of the Tinkers, Evers, and Chance threesome, the Cubs double-play combination that achieved mythological status through this poem:

Baseball’s Sad Lexicon

These are the saddest of possible words”

“Tinker to Evers to Chance”

Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds.

Tinker and Evers and Chance.

Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,

Making a Giant hit into a double –

Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:

“Tinker to Evers to Chance”

Franklin Pierce Adams wrote a weekly column for the New York Evening Mail, called “Always in Good Humor.”  He is credited with this poem, from the viewpoint of a Giants fan,  that even he thought never would be memorable.

History is a product of the right people being in the right place at the right time, and this team is certainly reflective of this phenomenon. Frank Chance joined the Chicago Cubs in 1898 as a reserve catcher.  Chance opposed his move to First Base and even threatened to quit following Manager Frank Selee’s shuffle of the lineup.  He eventually replaced Salee as Manager of the team in 1905 but continued playing. Joe Tinker was a third baseman in the minors but made the club as a shortstop.  Evers position at second was a result of Bobby Lowe’s injury.  The rest is poetic justice.

Were they really worthy of being legendary?  Probably not!  The double-play combination of Frank Chance, Joe Tinker, and Johnny Evers, ranked only third in the National League at that time with a total of 491 between 1906-1910.  There were also no double plays during any one of their 21 World Series games.  Plus, They were prone to many errors, considering the poor field conditions of their time.

The 2016-2017 Cubs version of Tinker, Evers, and Chance is Russell, Baez, and Rizzo.  The modern day trio has yet to solidify their everyday positions, since Kris Bryant and Ben Zobrist have such great versatility.  It’s not such a bad problem to have!  By the way, I have all their cards in my collection, as well.  Will they go back-to-back like their predecessors?  I will write them a poem if they do!

 

Old Sport Shorts: Cubs Crazy in Maui #51

If you read my earlier post this week, I wrote about how the Hawaiian Islands were so magical when following the Chicago Cubs. Unfortunately, the winning magic that I experienced on a previous trip had turned sour on the first few days of this adventure to Maui.  After losing three straight games to the Pirates and game one of the Brewers series, all a Wrigley Field, I vowed not to leave the Islands until they won.  Fortunately, they won the next two games against the Brewers and maintained their home field dignity, so I can leave now.

Once the Cubs broke the curse, expectations for me were high this year – probably unrealistic.  Admittedly, I’ve expected at least a couple of sweeps early in the season, and that has yet to happen.  They lost to the Cardinals on opening day, before taking the next two games at Busch. They then lost game one to the Brewers before winning the next two;  and beat the Dodgers on opening day at Wrigley before dropping the final two at home.  The Brewers took the first two in Milwaukee before the Cubs could salvage game 3, followed by the shocking four-game losing streak at home, that ended happily with the Cubbies coming through to win the series.

Maybe Maui can provide the powerful magic to get that first Cubs sweep of the year.  I’m currently monitoring the first game at Cincinnati, where they were “struggling,” to the point that Anthony Rizzo needed three-run homer heroics  in the bottom of the ninth to get to extra innings.  Kris Bryant put them ahead in the 11th with a sacrifice fly and Davis got the save.  They are off to a good start against the first place Reds.  I’d like to come back again, and I’d like to think that when I do make the trip here, the Cubs will always win!  Fly the Pacific “W” I’m coming home!

Old Sport Shorts: Fly the L #49

Aloha!  I’m watching the MLB Gamecast of the Cubs as they open their series with the Brewers.  Kyle Schwarber just struck out in the bottom of the 9th and the Cubs lost their fourth straight game, including a three-game sweep by the Pirates in Chicago to fall below the .500 mark in defending their World Series title.  The expectations going into this season were high, but there was also a strong sense of both relief and satisfaction in finally breaking the curse.  Even in the course of a losing streak, things don’t seem so desolate.  I’m certainly not feeling the pain from the beach here in Maui.  In fact, I only got the urge to write this post, because of an experience many years back in Hawaii.

It was 2003 and we were in Honolulu.  Even with the stellar weather, I could not stay away from the T.V. during prime sunning time.  My wife had bought me a Hawaiian shirt with the Cubs logo subtly integrated in the blue and red flowery design.  I wore it all the time and the Cubs kept winning.  The thought of winning it all was definitely top-of-mind.  I remember sending a postcard home to my dad, also a Cubs fan, saying, “Hawaii is a magical place where the Cubs win all the time.”  They had won game five against Atlanta to clinch the NLDS and won three straight games against Florida to lead the Championship Series 3-0.  It was truly magical, and I was reluctant to leave the Islands, fearing the worst for the Cubs.  My wife was also reluctant to leave for sunny reasons.   When we got back to the mainland to catch our connection home, the rush to the airport bar confirmed my worries – the Cubs and Carlos Zambrano were in the process of losing a shutout to Josh Beckett.  As I feared, the shirt and the islands had lost their magic.

It was only one “L” yes, but my confidence had deflated.  As my tan began to fade, as well, I watched them blow the 3-0 lead in the 8th of game 5 in my living room, with all the misplaced blame going to a lowly fan, Steve Bartman.    That was the lowest point for me as a Cubs fan, as all hope faded for a chance to be in the World Series.  I knew that the blame was not on Bartman, but on me for leaving Hawaii.  It certainly made more sense.  I now admit that I was the Curse of 2003!

Well, here I am again back in Hawaii, but the Cubs magic has left the building.  It may be because I’m on the wrong island, I’m not wearing the right Hawaiian shirt, or that it’s not playoff time?  You can’t get to the playoffs unless you “Fly the W,” and when you lose four straight at Wrigley Field it’s not a good sign.  Every time in history that the Cubs have won the World Series they have repeated the following year.  I would expect nothing less, and I’m taking a stand.  I’m not leaving Hawaii until they win again!

Mahalo.

 

Old Sport Shorts: Green with Envy #43

It’s spring and time to hit the links for many of us.  I’m not much of a golf nut but do enjoy watching The Masters.  It looks so beautiful and peaceful out there, surrounded by manicured grass and fresh air.  I think I would agree with John Feinstein and his book title, “A Good Walk Spoiled,” in describing my affinity for the game.  I don’t have the patience, attention span, skills, or a wild enough pair of slacks to include it on my list of retirement must-dos.  Yes, now I have the time to learn the game, but I’ve never enjoyed playing.  This dates back to those summer days of high school and my Dad’s Country Club Membership.  It was a work perk that he was never really able to capitalize on, having a minimum monthly spend to maintain the membership he couldn’t use.

My Dad was left-handed so teaching me any sport was difficult.  Plus, he wasn’t a very good athlete and certainly no Phil Mickelson, so I’m glad he didn’t try.  He did feel it was a good idea for me to spend my summers at the Club, thinking somebody could get some use out of it.  It was too far from the office for business lunches and didn’t fit his workaholic schedule.  My Mom would drop me off in the morning and I would play 18 holes before and after lunch, then hit the swimming pool.  A tough day’s “work” while all my friends had summer jobs.  It was a privileged life that went against the grain of my conservative parents.  I eventually began to feel the same.

It’s in that category of sports for Kings, like horse racing and polo.  The whole Club scene in the Mid-Sixties catered to men while the women and children belonged by the pool.  There were some women leagues, but the cigar-smokin’, round-ball- strokin’ businessmen ruled the course. I was typically matched with other “rich” kids that were “really rich.”  I didn’t have the clothes and equipment to match their swagger or the talent to swing the club.  As a result, I felt inferior and uncomfortable.  I know it’s hard to feel sorry for me!  My dad promised that if I broke 100, he would buy me new clubs, but even with better equipment it was rare if I broke 90.  I took lessons and practiced, but still could not effectively compete in my mind.  I didn’t realize until later in life that the kids I was playing with would go on to be Club Champions, scratch golfers, and even join the Tour.  I eventually lost patience and quit playing but was probably a little better than I thought at the time.

As a spectator and sports fan, I also also have issues with the game of golf.  I tend to shy away from sports where the announcers whisper and the gallery demands quiet.  Like tennis, it has a certain air of pompousness that adds a heaviness to its enjoyment.  I prefer the obnoxious fans of football and basketball, where their distractive or supportive behavior becomes a factor in the game.   Golf is apparently a much more sophisticated game that demands more respect.  “You da’ man,” is also a chant we can do without, but as wild of a fan outburst as it gets.  I’m actually surprised that the fans are allowed to get so close and worry sometimes that an errant shot might catch a spectator.  I’m sure they would quickly learn not be anywhere near to watch me swing a driver!

As I got more involved in the business world, I began to realize that golf was a great client development tool.  I bought a set of used clubs and participated in a couple of scrambles, hoping to rekindle any interest in the game I might have once had.  A new Mr. Steak restaurant opened in town, and I was getting to know the manager who was in the process of relocating his family.  We talked about some advertising and eventually developed a friendship.  We wanted to play golf together, but his clubs were back in Denver along with the restaurant headquarters where he had worked prior.  I let him borrow my clubs and a few days later he wanted to buy them, saying he really liked their feel.  Since he was by then a Bonafide client, I agreed to an arrangement where he would pay me some cash, but more importantly provide unlimited beef and beer. Mr. Steak had refrigerated trucks coming in every Friday afternoon from Colorado, loaded with frozen steaks and contraband Coors.  At that time, Coors was not available in our area, and a highly coveted commodity by my circle of friends.  I remember what a rare “treat” it was back then and would probably make me more friends than golf ever could.   Every Friday afternoon for the next couple of weeks, I would stop by on my way home and collect an advertising schedule, a half-dozen steaks, and a case of cold Coors.  I’m not sure life was any better – business, beer, and beef with one-stop shopping!

More and more friends would casually drop by the house all weekend, as word spread, hoping to take advantage of my good fortune.  I would fire up the grill and act like the king I never was in golf.  A month later, I made my weekly stop at the restaurant only to find it shuttered.  I would never see the manager or my clubs ever since.  It was also the end of my golfing career with the exception of a handful of company-paid scrambles.  I specifically emphasize the words “company-paid,” since in my opinion there’s only one thing worse than playing golf and that’s paying to play golf.  In one of those outings, they had hidden stuffed animal “prizes” in the wooded areas, and I think I found all of them.  Since the Coors deal fell through, I have proudly saved thousands on green fees, cart rental, betting, memberships, and equipment; it’s unlikely that the “scrooge” in me will change in retirement, even with the senior citizen discounts.  I will admit, however, that I do envy those who can master the greens, and I do still love Coors beer.

Retirement is not without Hassles: L.A. Adventure #41

Mike’s retirement adventures led to L.A., taking advantage of my wife’s business trip that included a company-paid  hotel room.  The evening before, I joined the “Tre Amigos” for an Oregon State victory over Portland University, preserving OSU’s #1 ranking in the college polls.  Wednesday morning, a flight to LA, and a Metro Pass tour of the city, stopping at the Staples Center and sipping a couple Tito’s martinis at L.A.’s Union Station.  XXX – eXtra dirty, eXtra dry, eXtra olives- my trademark drink, perfected in Austin, Texas where I met Tito of Tito’s Vodka fame.

I did have a Waldorf Salad (Am I in NY?) and Diet Coke to get both something healthy and effervescent  in my stomach. Diet Coke and martini’s are a strange combination, but I need the caffeine to offset the sedative effects of alcohol.  Who am I kidding? – I need the caffeine to keep me from taking a nap any afternoon.  The prior night, I enjoyed a Widmer Crystal Gayle beer to tolerate the rainy conditions and  get me in a baseball mood.  “I feel the almost certain need for a beer and hot dog at Dodger Stadium tonight when they host the Padres.”

Here are some other random excerpts that I jotted down, waiting for the shuttle to the stadium:

“As I sat at the Union Station Traxx bar,  I observed the other patrons partaking of a late afternoon drink.  Many aren’t old enough to be retired like me, just taking a break from a frustrating Wednesday or perhaps contemplating a work victory or set-back by checking out early.”

“I won’t say that the day was without hassles. Navigating an unfamiliar city is stressful.  I did some planning but had some reservations on finding my way.  I am definitely direction-ally challenged, so the potential of getting lost was a constant concern.  As it turned out, the Metro is definitely affordable and relatively easy to negotiate.  I even found this shuttle from Union Station to Dodger Stadium, but could not find the L.A. Coliseum and some other sports landmarks that were in the area.  I will join my wife on several other visits to the city going forward, as I learn from my mistakes.”

“I’m not a Dodgers fan, having adopted the Chicago White Sox as my first baseball love.  The Sox lost to the Dodgers in the 1959 World Series.  I was only 8 years old, but it was my first exposure to the game on television.  Sherman Lollar, White Sox catcher, has always been my hero.  I wrote a tribute to him two months ago in in this blog titled, “Who Was that Masked Man?”

“A friend of mine was legendary Dodger Manager, Walter Alston’s nephew.  He got us great seats at Wrigley Field when the Dodgers played the Cubs.  I got to meet him after the game along with several Dodger players.  Also, a friend of mine’s father was Karl Spooner, who was a pitcher with the 1955 World Champion Brooklyn Dodgers.  With these connections in mind, I will enjoy seeing the stadium and watching at least half of the game before finding my way to my wife’s hotel room in Beverly Hills”

As it turned out, I called Uber after the sixth inning and made my way out of the stadium.  It was an eventful evening, the highlight was shaking hands with Tommy Lasorda.  Lasorda actually replaced Walter Alston in 1976 as the Dodgers skipper.  Between the two they won all six of the Dodger World Series Championships; The last was in 1988.  Lasorda also guided the 2000 U.S.A. baseball team to an Olympic Gold Medal in Sydney, Australia.  He was in a wheelchair in the suite area of the stadium, so that’s when I took the opportunity to speak with him.  He’s 89 years old, seemed frail, but still had a spark in his eye.  It’s difficult to see some of your childhood heroes in that state of life.

All these Dodger connections of mine were on that 1955 Dodger Championship team.  Alston was the manager and both Spooner and Lasorda were pitchers.  Alston died in 1984 at age 73, just a year after he was inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame.  Spooner died the same year at age 52.  There were many pictures of each of them in the museum area of the stadium, as well as a picture of #10 Sherm Lollar, catching against the Dodgers in one of the only World Series games played at the L.A. Coliseum in 1959.  Walter Alston was the Dodgers manager for that World Series victory, as well.   Baseball memories are some of my most treasured.

It was Fernando Valenzuela jersey night at Dodger Stadium so I walked away with some good experiences and a #34 jersey honoring the Dodger pitcher.  He helped Lasorda’s Dodgers win the 1988 World Series, despite not playing in the post-season due to a shoulder injury.  In 1990 he pitched his only no-hitter.  His granddaughter threw out the ceremonial opening pitch.

The next day I did my morning run through Beverly Hills and toured the city on a Hop-On-Hop-Off bus.  I saw most of the major sights and had lunch at In N’ Out Burger (this was an absolute must on my list of things to see and do).  On the Uber ride back to the airport, I finally spotted the L.A. Coliseum.  The Olympic torch over the entrance was burning, so I tried on-line to identify the reason why?  It was recently lit for the 50th Anniversary of the J.F.K. assassination, to salute the L.A. Olympic Committee’s recent bid for the 2024 Olympics, and the opening game for the new L.A. Rams.  I could not find an explanation for its glowing presence on my way out of town – maybe just a way to say Good-Bye?

Retirement is not without Hassles: What day is it? #38

I spent Sunday writing posts about sports under my “Old Sport Shorts” moniker.  I try to maintain balance between retirement issues and my love of sports, but many hours of watching games at Buffalo Wild Wings this weekend threw off that balance.  I was not even sure what day it was, as Friday transitioned seamlessly into Saturday,  with me sitting at the same table, although with different company each day. I got  a little shot of college life with a former co-worker and his son on Friday and some time with my fellow retirees on Saturday.  I ended the weekend mostly alone writing, watching the women’s NCAA championship, Cubs vs. Cards opening night baseball, and Portland Timbers  soccer. As a result of my sports weekend, I missed out on the new “Beauty and the Beast” movie and shopping.  I did spend some time with my wife and the dogs each morning, but essentially it was a weekend with the boys.

I can’t say it was a fruitful sports weekend since all my teams lost. but I did enjoy the pretzels, beer, and companionship.  If I were going to work this morning, there would be plenty to talk about around the “water cooler,”   Instead, I’m sitting here watching the movie “Passengers” that my wife rented over the weekend to occupy some of her loneliness while I was in “Sports World.

This Monday morning is about as busy as it’s been in retirement.  I have to take my wife’s car to the Oregon DMV for license plate renewal tests, drop some paperwork off at the doctor’s office, visit the chiropractor for an adjustment, and take the dogs to the vet.  I also have a meeting with an illustrator about collaborating on a a children’s book. That’s five things in one day!  One thing is usually my limit.  I also have a honey-do list of ordering tickets, upholstery, and plantation shutters.  I was able to get the knives sharpened over the weekend, utilizing a mobile service that came to our home.  I am a bit “in the doghouse,” agreeing to going to a college baseball game on Tuesday night instead of cooking.  My wife had already bought all the ingredients, and seemed a bit disappointed in my choice of ball park over kitchen.  After all, I’m planning on also being at Dodger Stadium on Wednesday night for a game against the Padres.  She will be stuck with two days of business meetings while I play.  I’m not putting any points in the Love Bank, just withdrawals.

I do like the fact that I’m keeping busy, active and hassle-free.   My wife has also mentioned how much happier I seem to be in retirement.  I think it’s just relative, since I was miserable my last five years of work.  I’ve finally arrived at the stage of life that allows me to basically do what I want.  However, I still remain cautious about upsetting the working wife by giving the impression that I’m not contributing to the household in the process.  I didn’t write down a couple of her repair “recommendations” on Friday, and was reminded of my lack of productivity.  She probably isn’t aware of how productive I’ve been on writing.

Here’s a little poem to get you off to a thoughtful start this week:

Time

The older we get,
The faster time goes by.
We can’t slow things down,
No matter how we try.
.
The clock keeps on ticking,
You can’t make it stop.
The countdown of life,
Continues to drop.
.
We can spring forward,
Or even fall back.
Leap an extra day,
And be on a fast track.
.
Time can fly by,
Or wait seemingly forever.
So until it’s over,
Never say never.
.
You can have no time,
Or plenty it seems.
But whatever you do,
Make time for dreams.
.
We can take our time,
Even have it on our side.
Avoid running out of it,
Or those dreams have died.
.
You can start a timer,
Manage a time table.
But it can’t be bottled,
With a time sensitive label.
.
You can believe in Time Travel,
Or the way-back machine.
You just can’t go back,
To being a teen.

.

You can’t buy it, steal it,
Or save it for later.
For extra time together,
No gift is greater.

.

We can waste time,
Even try to kill it.
And watch it pass by,
But – still – it will never sit.
.
You can carry a time piece,
Glance at your wrist.
But any time wasted,
Is also time missed.
.

Copyright 2010 johnstonwrites.com

 

Old Sport Shorts: Once a Blazer, Always a Blazer #37

When I was in high school back in Elkhart, Indiana, our unique team mascot was the Blue Blazer, a funny looking character with flaming hair and a corkscrew nose, dressed in blue and riding on a lightening bolt.  I’ve never seen another mascot like it, and only know of a few teams identified with any variation of the Blazer nickname.   A friend of mine dressed for each game in blue and wore a paper mache’ helmet with the long yellow, twisted nose.  He was “Mister B,” one of the first male cheerleaders that I ever knew.

I’ve always been intrigued with team nicknames, and knew the moniker of most schools across the state.  One of my favorites was the Frankfort Hot Dogs, but my own grade school also had a very unique name, the Rice Krispies.  I’m sure Kellogg’s was not impressed, but I don’t recall a lawsuit over copyright infringement.  Rice University in Texas are the Owls – “wise” not to have taken the name of a company with lots of lawyers.  Along the lines of the lines of the Rice Krispies, for those with an appetite here in Oregon we have the Tillamook Cheesemakers.

Come to think of it, I’ve only gone to schools with unique nicknames.  I first went to college at Albion and became a Briton, and then graduated from Indiana University as a Hoosier.  Their are no other schools with those names, although either really made any sense.  A “Briton” is a native or inhabitant of Great Briton, and Albion was in Michigan.  A “Hoosier” was supposedly popularized by an 1833 poem from John Finley called “The Hoosier’s Nest.”  Even as a fellow poet, I was not impressed.

I think it was fate that led me to Portland, Oregon to be a fan of the NBA Trail Blazers.  The Trail Blazers nick-name was apparently the result of a contest back in 1970, established just after my graduation as a Blue Blazer.   I’m not sure the story of the Blue Blazer name, but I know we didn’t the history of Lewis and Clark, the original trailblazers, to provide a creative source of inspiration.  I find it remarkable that 172 people submitted the name “Trail Blazers” as part of the contest, so there’s no way to provide proper individual credit.  At the time, there were supposedly no other major Professional or University sports teams using either Blazers or Trail Blazers.  I’m sure that was thoroughly checked out by the team attorneys before the name was officially  adopted.  Obviously, they were not familiar with the Elkhart Blue Blazers.  it just goes to show how innovative that nickname has become.

The University of Alabama-Birmingham was founded in 1969, but didn’t start their intercollegiate athletic program until 1978.  They too named their sports teams the Blazers.  I then quickly skimmed the list of college team nicknames and found the Saint Benedict’s College (Minnesota) Blazers, Valdosta State Blazers, and Vincennes University Trailblazers.  I noted that Vincennes, founded in 1801, named their teams after the inspiration of George Rogers Clark who resided in Indiana after his military career.  Maybe the Elkhart Blue Blazers stole the idea from them and the Portland Trailblazers didn’t do as thorough of search as they thought?  After all, George Rogers Clark’s younger brother was the William Clark (Lewis & Clark Expedition 1804-1806), the original Portland Trailblazer.

As I examined a Wikipedia list of college nicknames more extensively, I had to laugh at Chicago’s Shimer College Flaming Smelts.  Founded in 1853, it has fewer than 150 students and no more than 12 students per class, according to their website.   I found no reference to a sports team, just a colorful illustration of a Lake Michigan smelt flying out of an explosion with its black top-hat on fire.   I couldn’t help but think of the Blue Blazer’s hair on fire.  I also stumbled across another unusual nickname, the Presbyterian College Blue Hose.  I suppose it’s no different than calling the Chicago White Sox the “Pale Hose.”  I’m of course being silly here but I couldn’t help but think of “Mister B” in his silly head gear and blue tights.  I also noted that of all the college team nicknames, only a relative few didn’t end in a plural “s” like the Blue Hose.  Just for fun, I’ve listed the others below and highlighted what I consider to be the major programs:

ASA College (Miami) Silver Storm

Bethany College Bison

Bucknell University Bison

Cankdeska Cikana Community College C4

Central College (Iowa) Dutch

Cornell University Big Red

Cumberland University Phoenix

Dartmouth College Big Green

Delta State University Statesmen and Lady Statesmen

Denison University Big Red

Elon University Phoenix

Greensboro College Pride

Harding University Bison

Harvard University Crimson

Hobart College Statesmen

Hofstra University Pride

Hope College Flying Dutchmen

Howard University Bison

Illinois Fighting Illini

Lake Erie College Storm

Lebanon Valley College Flying Dutchmen

Lesley University Lynx

Loyola University of New Orleans Wolfpack

Luther College Norse

Marshall University Thundering Herd

Massachusetts Minutemen

McDaniel College Green Terror

Navy Midshipmen

Nevada Wolf Pack

North Carolina State University Wolfpack

North Dakota State University Bison

North Texas Mean Green

Northern Kentucky University Norse

Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Oak Hills Christian College Wolfpack

Oberlin College Yeomen

Palm Beach Atlantic Sailfish

Presbyterian College Blue Hose

Rhodes College Lynx

Saint Francis University Red Flash

Saint John’s University Red Storm

Simpson College Storm

Slippery Rock University The Rock

Southeastern Oklahoma State University Savage Storm

Southeastern University Fire

Southern California Women of Troy (Trojans – men)

Southern Nazarene University Crimson Storm

Southern New Hampshire Penmen

Springfield College Pride

Stanford University Cardinal

Syracuse University Orange

Tulsa Golden Hurricane

Union College Dutchmen and Dutchwomen

Wellesley College Blue

College of William and Mary Tribe

I know the Wikipedia list was not complete, because my alma mater, Albion College, was not listed.  Albion is a lot bigger school than Shimer College, so I was offended.  I hope you weren’t equally annoyed if I missed your alma mater, or didn’t highlight your school as a major program. After all, even the Portland Trail Blazers did not acknowledge the Vincennes University Trail Blazers back in 1970 when the team was named. In all fairness, I think the Vincennes was only a junior college back then, so they may not have yet labeled their team, and may even have copied Elkhart or Portland in establishing their team identity.  Only the 21 major programs listed chose to eliminate the “s” from their team name.  That fact alone makes each of them unique, thinking outside the box.  I think you’ll find the same to be true of Professional teams.  I will wait to explore that list, but in the meantime “Go Blazers.”

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