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Retirement is not without Hassles: Opposites Attract #732

My wife is glad the weekend has arrived, but to me it’s just another day of retirement. Yesterday, the painters finally finished our lighter look, just in time to get our dining room back together for dinner guests tonight. One of my wife’s co-workers is joining the retirement club and she wants to cook a proper send-off for him and his wife. We’ll give up “Movie Night” to accommodate our guests. I’m in charge of coats and wine, two duties that I can’t possibly screw-up. I tend to be a bit more casual in my habits, while she prefers a more formal approach to entertaining. This includes actually hanging the coats up in the closet rather than throwing them over the chair in my office. A classic example of he does…she does.

She likes Broadway shows, while I prefer sporting events. She orders white wine, preferably a Sancerre, and I find red wine to be more compatible with my aging digestive system. She favors pampering guests with dinner at home, and I would much rather meet them at a restaurant, even if it means picking up the tab. I enjoy listening to the blues, but she finds it depressing. She loves to cook, while I find it stressful in a once-a-week effort to understand her passion.  She saves and organizes recipes just I as collect baseball cards. She’s a neat-freak as opposed to me, a mess just waiting to happen. I’m a homebody and she’s a go-go girl. Yet, we’re madly in love with each other.

I do some cleaning, but it rarely meets her standards. She does everything to perfection and this is a definite attraction for me. I’m the “Under Dog” of the “Over Achiever.” Similarly, she always dresses up to go out on the town then frowns at my retirement uniform. She’s always been the gentle shove I need to improve and has made me a better person through our marriage. Managing me has to be exhausting work on her part, but she does it out of love. Though after years of training, I still leave cabinet doors open, doors unlocked, and closets cluttered. Last but not least, she’s an optimist that often counters my pessimistic attitude and would NEVER use the word never. Considering all my flaws, I’m lucky to have her.

Never Say Never

I often wonder?
How you and me.
With different tastes,
Ever came to be?

You never want to go,
Where I want to go.
You never want to see,
The same show.

On simple things,
We can’t agree.
We always tend,
To disagree.

Opposites attract,
The experts say.
It’s your way,
Or the Highway.

But you’re mostly right,
When I think you’re wrong.
It’s through compromise,
We both get along.

I avoid conflict,
While you stir it up.
I can stay calm,
When you suddenly erupt.

You never want to go,
Where I want to go.
I say yes,
But expect a no.

She would object,
To my use of “NEVER.”
“Never say never,”
On any endeavor.

You really want to go?
Where I want to go?
I’ve made some bad choices,
You’ve come to know.

You always need to go,
Where I want to go.
Together we share,
A passionate glow. 

But I’m better off,
Following you.
My love has proven,
To be loyal and true.

Our River of Romance,
continues to flow.
Plus, you seem to know,
Where I want to go.

We seem to be wired,
From an opposite pole.
But working together,
Towards OUR goal.

copyright 2018 johnstonwrites.com

Retirement is not without Hassles: Queen #726

Last night my wife and I went to see Bohemian Rhapsody – the story of Queen. It was the same successful formula as A Star is Born, the rise of an unknown artist into stardom. It was a welcome departure from too much Queen Cersei Lannister of Game of Thrones, who I’ve grown to despise in the popular television series. “Movie Night” gets me out of the house and away from the television screen for a few hours. Once my morning run is done, I’m typically a slug the rest of each day. 

For some odd reason, I mistakenly thought that the members of Queen had met at the Julliard School of Music  where they studied the classical music influences in Bohemian Rhapsody. I’m not sure I could have been any further from the truth, or at least how Hollywood portrayed it. As a result, after watching a movie like this, I immediately jump on the internet for some “facts.”

I guess I really didn’t know anything about Freddie Mercury at all, other the fact that I loved his voice and that he tragically died of AIDS as a result of being sexually promiscuous. I never knew he was born Ferrokh Bulsara in Zanzibar (now Tanzania), practiced the Zoroastrian religion, had a younger sister Kashmira, moved to Middlesex in his mid-teens, and was married for six years to Mary Austin. The movie held true to these details, including how in April of 1970 he joined guitarist Brian May and drummer Roger Taylor in a band called Smile, after their lead vocalist suddenly quit. Soon after, he changed the name of the group to Queen and designed their logo to represent his flamboyant style, in conjunction with zodiac signs of all four members that also included bassist John Deacon. 

Mercury wrote 10 of the group’s 17 greatest hits, but was not particularly successful doing two solo albums then returned to the band he considered family. His live performance at Live Aid was one of the greatest on record and was majestically captured in the film. In retrospect, I missed one of the humorous segments of the movie by not recognizing Mike Myers in his role as EMI record executive Ray Foster. He’s quoted as saying after listening to the six-minute long song, “mark these words…no one will listen to Queen.” He ironically implied, with a British accent, that youngsters would not be cruising along to their operatic-like music.  Seventeen years later, the movie Wayne’s World featured Myers, Dana Carvery and friends riding around their hometown of Aurora, Illinois in an AMC Pacer singing along to a cranked-up version of Bohemian Rhapsody.” He was purposely cast in the perfect role as the cynic who refused to accept their creativity. Wayne’s World helped to put the song back at the top of the charts for the second time since it was originally released. Unfortunately, Freddie Mercury was no longer alive to enjoy its unprecedented reprisal. 

My wife and I were still discussing the movie the next morning, so it must have been good. Sadly, it doesn’t deserve to be in the same paragraph as the next subject. I woke up to a pile of poop on the kitchen floor, maybe the result of the time change last night? After too many “Creature Feature” posts that appear as part of this blog about our aging schnauzer Tinker, “The Poopingest Pup on the Planet,” it was suggested by a friend that I have “poop on the brain.” I had promised to refrain from writing about it for awhile, until this morning’s “Poopsident.” It was later that my wife also found she had made a deposit on one of the painter’s tarps spread out on our living room floor. It’s hard for me to ignore the subject when I spend a good portion of every day walking them around the neighborhood armed with a bevy of doggy bags. After five or six trips outside every day picking up after her, maybe a better nickname is the “Queen of Poop?” “Crazy Little Thing Called Poop

My friends are right – I do have poop on the brain:

Oops – Poopsident

As I walked in the kitchen,
And picked up the scent.
It wasn’t a good smell,
But rather a Poopsident.

Was it my fault?
For waiting too long?
She knows better,
Something went wrong.

With time change last night.
She was forced to wait.
I slept an extra hour,
And it was too late.

Does she need a diaper?
Or maybe a plug?
At least it was tile,
And not a Persian rug.

I took her outside,
And she had to go more.
Just how much poop?
Can a little pup store?

She overeats,
Then asks for treats.
After a snack,
The cycle repeats.

Next, magic happens,
That some may doubt.
Whatever goes in,
Even more comes out.

She’s a machine,
The “Queen of Poop.”
I need to get,
A larger scoop.

Incidents Happen,
I may be to blame?
On this occasion,
I could see her shame.

Her appetite’s grown,
As she’s gotten older.
Sometimes her output,
Is as big as a boulder.

Copyright 2018 johnstonwrites.com

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Kings #715

The closest I’ve come to a King is a Chess match or Spider Solitaire. The only time I’ve ever said the words, “King Me” is in an occasional game of Checkers. I was never Prom King or Homecoming King, so I’ve never worn a crown. I do however sit on the throne, preferably every day. Elvis was my modern day “The King,” while Burger King was once an advertising account, and the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, a memorable tragedy in my lifetime. I’ve ridden the roller coaster at King’s Island, read thrillers by Stephen King, gone to Red Lobster for King Crab, listened to the music of B.B. King & Carole King, driven down King Street here in Portland, and slept on a King-sized mattress. Last but not least, I’ve had meals fit for a King and thankfully never fit in the King’s Clothing.

I’ve heard that it’s “Good to be the King.” In fact, someone once bought me a mug with that profound saying, but unfortunately it got broken in one of our many moves. I’m actually surprised that my wife hasn’t taken me to see the Broadway musical “The King and I,” but we did go see “The Lion King.” Oh, I take that back – apparently it’s part of the ticket package we just received from the Portland Broadway Series. Also, every time I look at the Empire State Building when we’re in Manhattan, I can’t help but think of King Kong monkeying around, and every cheap motel room seems to have a copy of the King James Bible, not to be confused with LeBron “King” James. Also in the wide world of sports, there’s Pele, the “King of Football” along with England’s Ledley King; Eddie Feigner of softball lore known as the “King and His Court” with 141,517 no-hitters, 141,517 strikeouts, and 238 perfect games; “The King of Clay,” Rafael Nadal; “King Felix” Hernandez of the Seattle Mariners; “King Carl” Hubbard of the baseball New York Giants; Bernard King of the NBA NY Knicks; King Kelly of the 1878 undefeated Cincinnati Reds; Female golfer Betsy King; Monday Morning Quarterback writer Peter King; Billie Jean King of “Battle of the Sexes” tennis fame; and NHL Hall of Fame player, referee, coach, & executive Michael “King” Clancy of the Toronto Maple Leafs. The L.A. Kings finally won a Stanley Cup in 2012, while the Sacramento Kings haven’t ruled the basketball court since 1951, but back then they were actually the Rochester Royals. Not Kings!

Without getting into the religious aspects of Christ the King, the most famous actual crowned head was probably King Arthur, who according to medieval histories and romances, led the defense of Britain against Saxon invaders in the late 5th and 6th centuries. Many details of Arthur’s story are mainly composed of folklore, including the legend of the sword. There are still 43 modern-day countries that have a royal family and 28 families or rulers over them. The richest King is Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand. Perhaps, I’ll go visit him and his $30 billion in March when we visit Bangkok and Phuket this spring. 92- year old Queen Elizabeth II has ruled Canada and the United Kingdom since 1952, and just recently allowed the legalization of cannabis. Prince Charles is heir apparent, so a King could soon be back in charge, if he’s not too stoned. Just kidding. Besides, Freddie Mercury may be the most famous Queen, and he broke all the royal rules. 

All this talk of Kings is really a result of my recent fascination with Game of Thrones (GOT). When I started the series earlier this week, there were Five Kings involved in a war to rule the Iron Throne, hence the name of the show. It’s based on the book A Song of Fire and Ice by George R. R. Martin, and  inspired by this poem from Robert Frost:

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

The Five GOT Kings include: 

  • Joffrey Baratheon
  • Balon Greyjoy (He establishes independent kingdom – Iron Islands)
  • Robb Stark (He is proclaimed king of the North, after death of his father)
  • Stannis Baratheon.
  • Renly Baratheon (Renly also stakes a claim for the throne after winning support from Baratheon Bannermen)

So Far, three are dead, but heirs continue to fight for control of the Seven Kingdoms. Of the soon to be eight seasons of “Lannister World,” I’m nearly half-way there. Admittedly, I have some aspirations to be King, but I’m not even the head of our household – the Queen rules! My scepter today was the toilet brush, and my Royal duties included walking the Royal dogs, cleaning the Royal cat’s litter box, and applying Easy-Off to Her Majesty’s oven. Long Live The King, in the shadow of the Queen! 

 

 

 

Old Sport Shorts: Post Season #707

I could have, or rather should be watching the Cubs play today. I’ve got the Post Season Blues! My wife and I were in LA last year at this time, to watch them be painfully eliminated by the Dodgers. This year was even worse, losing the Central Division to the Brewers in a Tie-Breaker game and then falling to the Rockies in a Wildcard showdown to quickly end the season. As a result, the Brewers have claimed their Championship trophy as well as their dugout seats at Chavez Ravine, and I’m watching at home. I’m certainly glad they have afternoon games for the benefit of us retirees.

I haven’t written about sports in two weeks now since nothing positive has happened in my world, and I’m still probably in mourning. Even the always reliable I.U soccer team gave up an unprecedented three goals in a loss to Kentucky. In fact, it’s been more than two years since Notre Dame beat them 4-0 in 2016. I.U. Football got off to a good start, but sputtered badly these past couple weeks. My Chicago Bears have lost their last two games. Basketball season hasn’t officially started yet, and I would need to stretch my interests to include the Portland Timbers to find any recent promise. The only news out of the Cubs was the firing of their hitting coach, John Mallee, and consequential hiring of Anthony Iapoce – if that’s anything to get excited about?

I continue to root for the Brewers, despite my sour grapes tendencies to be a bitter loser. It’s easier to stomach since the Astros, Red Sox, and Dodgers are not among my team favorites. The Milwaukee Brewers have never won a World Series, and the franchise has been deprived since 1957, so they continue to have my sympathetic support. Also, it’s nothing new but I’m not optimistic about the I.U. Hoosier football chances against Penn State this week, although they are still on-track for a minor Bowl bid.

Regarding the top-heavy NBA, the Portland Trailblazers will probably have another underwhelming season, while the Indiana Pacers are too far away to generate any sustained interest.  Despite my current pessimistic view about sports in general, I actually have high expectations for Coach Archie Miller and his much-talked about recruiting class at Indiana University, my Cream & Crimson Alma Mater. It’s only 15 short days until their exhibition debut against Southern Indiana and anticipation is running high. 

To cover one more aspect of my sports interests, we’re starting to receive some wine shipments from our recent visit to Napa Valley. The one I’m anticipating the most is from the Andretti Vineyards. I had no idea the Mario and his family were in the wine business, but it makes sense with the Sonoma Raceway in his back yard. I’m adding a couple of Andretti-produced Indy 500 100-year anniversary bottles to my sports collection that already includes some Cubs wine celebrating the 2016 World Series Champions. I did enjoy going to the Portland International Speedway a few months ago, and seeing the impressive Andretti garage and hospitality set-up. Unfortunately, nephew Marco Andretti was eliminated in the very first turn of the track, a familiar curse that has plagued the family on race day. Son Michael, a current team owner, is related to one of my wife’s co-workers.  Mario was great at qualifying and still holds a record with 67 poles, but experienced a lot of misfortune on Sundays. The classic announcer line was always, “Mario is slowing down!” Although he is one of my racing heroes, I once wrote this silly but short poem, that I’m sure the family wouldn’t appreciate:

Mar-i-o

Mar-i-o,
Oh Mar-i-o.
Please tell me,
It Ain’t so.

Round and round,
You’d quickly go.
Then suddenly,
You’d start to slow.

Became a fan,
In Sixty-Nine.
When your Lotus,
Ran just fine.

Granatelli’s kiss?
Is this curse true?
They took Eighty-One,
Away from you.

Bad Valve?
Or out of gas?
You had to sit,
And watch them pass. 

You’ve lost a wheel,
Burned your face.
Mechanical failures,
Cost many a race.

Exhaust pipe,
Or another crash.
Indy became,
A Mario bash.

Could you win,
Another crown?
No, Mar-i-o,
“Is slowing down.”

Mar-i-o,
Oh Mar-i-o.
Please tell me,
It Ain’t so.

Johnstonwrites.com
Copyright 2013

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Reflection in the mirror #703

I’ve been in a reflective mood these past couple of days, so I’ve cast a few glances in the mirror. For obvious reasons, news stories of death and destruction are reminders of my own good fortune. Unfortunately, it’s at someone else’s expense, and I naturally want to help. In addition, after a weekend of selfish gourmet dining and gluttonous wine-tasting, I felt a need to make some donations. When we got back, I also noticed that our 100-year old schnauzer was moving even slower with painful, arthritic steps. It’s always a reminder of my own mortality. As I watch her get older, I often wonder how longer she’ll be with us and what can be done to provide any comfort. She has certainly not lost her appetite, which is the only positive sign. I’m thinking about adding some nutritional support to help with her joint health. I’ve recently started experimenting with Glucosamine Chondroitin. Aging can be a cruel reality, and I do whatever I can to ignore the inevitable. 

When you travel, you often see yourself in a different light than at home. Hotel rooms are often dark and their mirrors never flattering, so you notice the bags under your eyes from overnight flights, early morning meetings, rental car hassles, and strange-bed stress. New wrinkles, sagging skin, and grey hair are all signs of aging, magnified by exhaustion. Not to mention, the bad-hair mornings after a night of tossing-and-turning in an unfamiliar setting. I initially took notice, but then quickly adjusted, my mind somehow showing me the face that I wanted to see in the mirror.  It’s been a quiet day at home today, and I was bored enough to write another poem:

Reflection…noitcelfeR

When I look in the mirror,
I see yesterday.
When wrinkles and gray,
Didn’t look back my way.

It’s not a reflection,
Of the real me.
I’m not getting older,
It just can’t be.

My imagination,
Must be kind.
My eyes afraid,
Of what they’ll find.

Don’t notice the darkness,
Under my eyes.
I refuse to age,
So, I see only lies.

Sometimes my body,
Doesn’t agree.
I tell it I’m better,
Than I used to be.

But I can’t ignore,
The aches and pains.
Or my left knee,
When it rains.

I prefer to ignore,
The inevitable end.
On being oblivious,
I often depend.

Others are changing,
But I’m not at their pace.
I can feel it in my bones,
But can’t see it in my face.

My mind’s eye shows,
I haven’t aged a bit.
The longer I live,
The younger I get.

Copyright 2018 johnstonwrites.com

 

Creature Features: Hamkering #699

Tom Hanks had a “hankering” for distance running, when he portrayed Forrest Gump in the movies. If you’re not familiar with the word, I looked up the definition:. 
  • A strong wish:  Don’t you ever have a hankering for a different lifestyle?
  • Feelings of desire: Don’t you ever have a hankering for ham, like our dogs? 

                                        Thesaurus: synonyms and related words:

appetite, call, caprice, compulsion, covetous, craving, dream, drive, get itchy feet, hunger, impulse buy, impulse buying, inclination, longing, lust, vaulting, whim, wish, yearning, or yen.

Our pets have a similar desire when it comes to ham – I call it “hamkering.” Every night before bedtime we feed them pieces of Hillshire Farms Honey Baked Turkey Breast. The brand has varied through the years and has evolved from ham to turkey for health reasons. Our pets don’t know the difference and never complained when the change was discretely instituted. “Ham Time” was actually the suggestion of our veterinarian back in Indianapolis (Zionsville). He felt that the protein was a valuable supplement to our dog’s regular diet and our cats enjoyed the tasty benefits, as well. The excitement it generates each night is indescribable, but I would imagine it to be a heavenly experience. To me, H.A.M. is an appropriate abbreviation for Heavenly Angelic Moment  I’ve used a poem to help define this experience:

 

Hamkering

Just before bedtime,
A very familiar scent.
The start of another,
Heavenly Angelic Moment.

The sky seems to open,
The angels start to sing.
And point to the heavens,
With the wave of a wing.

A symphony of musicians,
Accompany this sight.
Everything is bathed,
In breath-taking white.

A ray of golden sunshine,
Breaks through the clouds.
A feeling of ecstasy,
Comfortably Enshrouds.

They’ve waited all day,
For this moment to come.
The refrigerator opens,
Ham Time has begun.

Trumpets blare,
To the beat of the drums.
A tingling sensation,
Starts in their gums.

Tongue anticipation,
An adrenaline rush.
Tails perk-up,
Saliva starts to gush.

Lips are licked,
Eyes dilate.
The package unsealed,
They just can’t wait.

Trying to be gentle,
They grab for a bite.
Then they want more,
Restraining to fight.

Then it’s all over,
To bed they retreat.
With dreams of getting,
More of it to eat.

And when daylight comes,
The first thing to mind.
Even before they,
Scratch their behind.

They start to have,
A real Hamkering.
And they can’t wait,
For the angels to sing.

Copyright 2018 johnstonwrites.com

Retirement is not without Hassles: No Meat, No Mike #698

Hello, my name is Mike, and I’m a meat-lover. I do, however, question my skills as a hunter and even a gatherer. I’m not a killer nor am I a shopper, so I tend to consume what is put in front of me. I am definitely not a fan of vegetables, although I can appreciate their nutritional value. A few weeks ago, with family in town, my wife made a reservation at a vegetarian gourmet restaurant that we had been to before. I honestly enjoyed my meal there, but my preference would have been a steak house. When she found out that the reservation was one short, I volunteered to stay home, joking “No Meat, No Mike.”

One day a week my wife and I refrain from eating meat, a tougher sacrifice for me. With alliteration in mind, we call it “Meatless Monday.” We’ve been doing this now for over two-and-a-half years, so I’ve adapted to corn, broccoli, green beans, cauliflower, and kale. With the right amount of cheese & sauce and some deep frying, anything is edible. The fact is that if I if I really insisted on just meat, I would starve. I’ve never put my foot down, as this poem implies:  

No Meat, No Mike

All vegetables for dinner,
Just doesn’t seem right.
I think I’ll just pass,
No Meat, No Mike.

A platter of just broccoli,
I don’t think I’d Like.
Don’t set me a place,
No Meat, No Mike.

I was raised a carnivore,
Since I was a tyke.
Save space on my plate,
No Meat, No Mike.

Beef’s been my favorite,
Since President Ike.
If you’re planning dinner?
No Meat, No Mike.

When sent to the grocery,
On my very first Bike.
The Butcher knew best,
No Meat, No Mike.

I can do fish,
Bluegill or Pike.
Just hold the peas,
No Meat, No Mike.

Beans and carrots,
Can take a long hike.
The Cauliflower’s yours,
No Meat, No Mike.

Copyright 2018 johnstonwrites.com

Creature Features: Tinker Strikes Again #693

The “Poopingest Pup on the Planet” has struck again. This time on the kitchen floor. At over 100 years old, she’s entitled to a few mistakes, even though she ruined a number of carpets in her younger years and those were not all accidental. Certainly Tinker, the stinker, knows better, and after yesterday’s ramblings about “Dog Thoughts” I have to wonder: What was she thinking? (See Post #690). So far, the more-lady-like Tally has fortunately not emulated her leadership efforts in this department. Sometimes when you’re dealing with a pet, there’s nothing I can do but chuckle, clean up the mess, and write a another poem:

(P)oops!

What’s that on the rug?
Is it what I think?
The air in the room,
Is starting to stink.

You try to convey,
That innocent look.
Suggesting the source,
I must have mistook.

Just how many others,
Who walk through our door?
Are likely to take,
A dump on the floor?

I know it was you,
The “Poopingest Pup.”
And who do you think,
Has to clean it up?

This is the reason why,
We take you outside.
When did this happen?
The evidence has dried.

If this was on purpose?
Your thinking absurd.
This was no gift,
You’ve left us a turd.

An accidental “oops.”
I guess it could be.
It’s less of a mess,
Without the extra “p.”

So hold it until,
You get to the brush.
But If you can’t wait,
Learn how to flush.

copyright 2018 johnstonwrites.com

 

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Socrates Says #689

I can safely say that after 67 years of life that “I know quite a bit about nothing important.” It sounds like a country song to me, so I’ll work on some rhyming lyrics. After searching for similar phrases via Wikipedia, I found  “I know that I know nothing”, “The only thing I know is that I know nothing”, “I know one thing; that I know nothing” or “I know that all I know is that I do not know anything,” called the Socratic paradox, is a well-known saying that is derived from Plato’s account of the Greek philosopher Socrates. That ain’t country.

The phrase is not one that Socrates himself is ever recorded as saying, so I can begin to take credit for my own variation of the philosophical words. At this stage in life, I have many more questions than answers. I’ve also forgotten more than I remember. This I know I know! I do, however, remember knowing nothing, rather than being like some people who think they know everything. The humbler approach is more befitting of my personality. Let’s examine this lack of knowledge that I possess and will continue to accumulate.

We can safely start with ten things that I definitely don’t know:

  • I don’t know there’s a heaven
  • I don’t know there’s a God
  • I don’t know who will win the World Series
  • I don’t know there will be a tomorrow
  • I don’t know there’s an end to the Universe
  • I don’t know that our retirement funds are enough
  • I don’t know what our dogs are thinking
  • I don’t know who my birth father is
  • I don’t know if I can actually get two cars in my garage

Others only think they know some of these answers. Since this is a pros and cons discussion, here’s ten things on the “do know” side of the ledger:

  • I know that “knowledge perception” is a subject too deep for this blog
  • I know that I’m no Socrates
  • I know that I love myself and feel satisfied with my accomplishments
  • I know I love my wife & family and that they love me
  • I know that Tinker is hungry right now
  • I know Ohio State will come back to beat Indiana for their 24th straight
  • I know that it will soon start raining in Portland
  • I know that I’m an adopted child without answers
  • I know that I have a lot to learn
  • I know that I know nothing

All of this knowledge is mostly unimportant to anyone but me. I’m sure that my wife and family are glad that I’ve confirmed their importance in my life, but I’m pretty sure they already had that knowledge. With the exception of my birthmother, I do know that no one has the knowledge to know what I don’t. I also know that “nothing” is a relative thing, and every thing else I know is trivial with respect to life and death.

Socrates was once told by the Oracle of Delphi that he was one of the wisest men in all of Athens, and his response was to not boast or celebrate but rather try to prove the Oracle wrong. If you know? Please feel free to prove me wrong. In the meantime, I’ll continue to compare my questionable knowledge to the guy who knew nothing:

Nothing

When Socrates spoke,
They’d lend their ears.
Yet he knew nothing,
It plainly appears

He must have known,
More than he thought.
His words of wisdom,
Were widely sought.

He wisely taught,
That he knew nothing.
But people thought,
He was something.

In modern times,
I think the same.
And know as little,
My knowledge lame.

I know nothing,
And nothing more.
It closely matches,
My IQ score.

Nothing here,
And nothing there.
If it’s something I know,
Does anyone care?

Of nothing important,
I know quite a bit.
Of life and death,
I don’t know sh*t!

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Old Sport Shorts: Division Disaster #683

The Cubs have gotten into the habit this year of falling behind before they can move ahead. It got them in trouble today, as the magic ran out. There was no Bote moment or two-out heroics – they just never came back. I got two messages from my die-heart-Cub-fan son today – both emojies – as the game continued to deteriorate – vomit then poop. They went predictably down to the Brewers 1-0, before Rizzo homered, one of only three Cubs hits, then fell behind again 3-1. Baez tried to set off a spark with a two-out, ninth-inning hit, but Rizzo fell short on his bid for a second long ball. As a result, the Brewers celebrated in Chicago’s house and claimed their first NL Central title since 2011. They deserved it, while my lucky Cubs socks failed to do their job. 

“The Crew” finished the season strong with their 8th straight victory. They also won five out of seven games against the Cubbies, and swept the Cardinals to dominate the Division. The Cubs slowly watched it slip away, managing only 16 of 29 victories down the stretch. One more victory would have claimed the title. Instead, they’ll have to come from way behind via the Wild Card route. This time, however, they may not have a shot because they’re behind the Eight Ball.”

Drinking Champagne,

Yelich and Braun.

The Cubs look on, 

Division hopes Gone.

Have the Cubs fallen behind too far this time? Can they rebound from this Division Disaster? Five years ago, fans would have been thrilled to simply have earned a Playoff spot, as would any current White Sox fan. However, this fourth playoff appearance in a row is now tainted in Bitter Brew. The Cubs get a second chance tomorrow, as the Rockies come to town, after a similar fate against the Dodgers. Jon Lester takes the mound for the Cubs seeking his 19th victory of the year. The Rockies will pack their bags and fly from L.A. to Chicago, symbolically passing over their Denver home, where both teams will start the second season by trying to forget about what happened today – tomorrow.

The Cubs will need to get more than the three hits they managed today to move forward, and chances are good that they will once again fall behind as soon as the first inning. I can only hope that they will respond as they have all year long, there will be no Wade Davis revenge, and they’ll “Fly the W” at least one more time. In the meantime, the Brewers get a day of rest and the satisfaction of taking that first positive step towards a winning their first World Series in history. They won it as the Milwaukee Braves 60 years ago with MVP Lew Burdette, along with Hall-Of-Famers Warren Spahn, Hank Aaron, Red Schoendienst, and Eddie Mathews. Will the “Comeback Cubbies” eventually earn a second chance to stop the Brewers from winning it all?

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