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Retirement is not without Hassles: Triumph GT-6 #2376

More questions about my life have been posed through Storyworth, as my family helps me compile my personal memoirs. The book now consists of 64 chapters, while we will eventually add photos and design a cover for publishing. It was last year’s Christmas gift. I was asked to please answer these questions: How do you like to spend a lazy day? When did you get your first car? How did you choose your children’s names? What do you admire most about your father? Some of this will be redundant since it’s been covered in other chapters. 

Let’s start with my dad. He was such a remarkable man, beginning with the fact that he was willing to include me and my sister Judy in his family. Adoption is not an easy process, having to undergo the scrutiny of background checks, supervision by the agency along the way, and not really knowing what you’re getting in raising someone else’s child. It takes strong, loving people to do this, and I’m not sure I would be willing to do it myself. Fortunately, we were able to have our son Adam naturally, naming him after the strong, handsome Bonanza character, Adam Cartwright of TV fame, played by Pernell Roberts. 

My dad was friendly, successful, and lived a long healthy, life. I couldn’t possibly have been luckier to have been raised by a man like him. Yes, he had a temper, was impatient, and spent too much time at the office, traits that I too developed. I often wonder how different it would have been to live life with my biological father. I now know his daughters and grandchildren, so it would have been a very difficult upbringing. As I continue to explore this side of my DNA ancestry, I recently discovered that William Penn, founder of the state of Pennsylvania and grandfather of the Declaration of Independence signer was my 11th Great Grandfather. (See Post #2349). He is probably my most famous biological ancestor, but my dad is by far my greatest hero.  

In retirement, most every day is now lazy. There is no alarm to start my day, just that daily run. I watch entirely too much TV, but as evidenced by the naming of my son, I was part of the first TV generation, and it eventually became my career. Going to a movie, is one of my favorite hobbies, so we hold annual passes to Regal Unlimited. I also enjoy going out to dinner, where doing dishes is not an option. Afternoon naps are becoming a habit. I like the comfort of air conditioning as opposed to the great outdoors and certainly don’t mind being alone. Once upon a time, traveling somewhere would have been part of a lazy day, but anymore it’s hard work. The ideal lazy day would be NO alarm, NO responsibilities and NO commitments. 

My driving test was at the wheel of my dad’s 1964 1/2 Mustang convertible. I also drove his other vehicles, a Ford Galaxy and Country Squire Station Wagon until the summer before my junior year at I.U. when I bought a brand new, bright red, 1971 Triumph GT-6 and took it to Bloomington with me. This car was an exercise in futility. It looked good on the outside but was a problem under the hood. This taught me a valuable lesson about investing in reliable transportation. What looks good doesn’t necessarily run good! I often think of myself in old age as looking good on the outside but rusted out on the inside, the refrain to this poem/song that I wrote many years ago. (See Post #1811 – Poem).

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Eight is the Date #2375

It’s another hot August day – but not just any day. It is the 294th anniversary (24.5 years since 1999) of the first “date” with my current wife. It was actually more of a business meeting, since we worked together at WISH-TV, but it ultimately led to other things. We didn’t get married for another two years, but it was the beginning of our “love streak” of now 8,947 days (the running streak is only 5,336 days). I can’t help it – I like to count days!

It was not love at first sight since I had known her since working in Fort Wayne back in the mid-eighties. My first marriage was falling apart after 27-years, so I was vulnerable, and moved out on my own soon after. It’s impossible to explain the how’s and why’s these things happen, but in simple terms I fell in love again. I do not regret the circumstances. It’s what we like to call a re-do. 

The meeting took place on an 8th at Eddy’s, a restaurant near Geist Reservoir in Indianapolis. It still exists today, and we’ve eaten there several times since. Every 8th of the month, we celebrate this union that led to marriage on 4/20/2001. In the course of our romance, there is our wedding anniversary, and then these monthly occasions that I like to call our “Eddiversary” or “Eightiversary.” (See Post #1768).

I crudely drew a series of three calendars that highlight the early days of our relationship. We had them framed to display privately on our master bathroom wall. This way I can create an anniversary out of essentially everything we did together. From that point on, I then kept a written diary of nearly every day together. It exists on my computer, so I continue to update it. Poems and other memories are kept both on the computer and in notebooks on my office shelves. There are also poems to her hidden in the gifted Limoges Boxes that make up her collection. In these many ways, my love for her is forever preserved. 

Eight is the date,

When our love sparked.

Every month since,

Is carefully marked.

 

Calendars, Diaries,

And poems like this.

Last much longer,

Than a kiss. 

 

It started at Eddy’s, 

Grown every day since.

Like every great fortune,

It started with a cent.

 

Now it is priceless, 

Memories preserved. 

A life together,

That we both deserved. 

 

We call it a re-do,

But it’s so much more. 

A tribute to the woman,

That I adore. 

 

An annual celebration,

Just wasn’t ample. 

But daily reminders, 

A better example. 

 

The 8th is special, 

Jan thru December. 

Though Every single day, 

Together, I remember.

 

Can’t say it enough, 

That “I Love You.” 

Happy Half Eddiversary,

Let’s start today anew! 

Copyright 2023 johnstonwrites.com

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Fantasize #2374

I’ll spend this afternoon at the nearby Goodyear dealer, getting our Lexus ready for the long drive to Indianapolis in a few weeks. I can only hope that there are no major repairs necessary, but the tires definitely need to be rotated and balanced. Oil and other fluids should be fine. The car has just over 111,900 miles on it. I’m counting on 90,000 more. The next car we get will be an SUV with more passenger room, as we’re currently limited on traveling with no more than two of us, with maybe a little one or a dog in the back seat. 

It’s another “Meatless Monday,” with peanut butter and jelly for lunch. Dinner will also be meat free – a big, fat sweet potato. Before a predictable evening of dining, a golf cart ride, garden care, and the Designated Survivor series on Netflix, I’ll probably continue reading the Violin Conspiracy while waiting for the car to be done. After that, I’ll finish watching
episode 1 of Season Two’s Winning Time on MAX. I’ve tried to cut back on buying new books, relying on some of my wife’s book club purchases, going to the library, or utilizing the huge clubhouse selection. The reality of living on a fixed income is starting to hit home. Discounts, coupons, freebees, dining at home, senior citizen specials, early birds, and sales are the new norm. I can’t begin to tell you how much money I’ve squandered by being careless and reckless with our savings. 

To add to the daily excitement, Chair Yoga restarts after tomorrow’s run. I know my life doesn’t seem worth writing about right now, but you never know what’s ahead. Maybe I’ll win the MegaMillions 1.5 Billion prize. I would certainly then have plenty to say or more likely go silent, not giving anyone a hint as to my wealth. When in doubt, fantasize! 

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Lightening and Armadillos #2373

My neighbor suffered a lightening strike yesterday afternoon. I heard the massive boom just before our internet went down. It apparently fried his Comcast panel and affected garage door operation. He does have the FPL SurgeShield plan that we also had installed on our system. Maybe it saved him additional damage? This is the second time this year that we’ve lived on the right side of the street. He also had lanai damage along with the neighbors next to him during Hurricane Ian. I’m fortunate to have escaped both issues, while keeping my fingers crossed. 

Last night when I took Tally out before bedtime, we had two small armadillos in our front yard. She, of course, went nuts with the barking and tried to go nose-to-nose. We chased them off because their digging can be damaging. One had started to burrow, once again across the street, around their air conditioning system. This is apparently common. I don’t know what it is about that side of the street, but obviously we live on the “Sunny Side of the Street.” (See Post #2159).

It’s been a hot Florida summer with limited rainfall. The area canals are proof, with water levels down several feet. Lawns are turning brown despite overworked irrigation systems. It was over 80-degrees when I started my run this morning, so a cool dip in our pool was a welcome reward. I was feeling fortunate to have escaped any storm damage that unfortunately produced little rainfall. I will be happy to spend the day indoors while thinking of my friends hiking in Banff. They won’t be dealing with heat but certainly altitude. I would rather deal with lightening and armadillos. 

 

 

Old Sport Shorts: Ohtani #2372

It’s been over two months since I’ve written anything in this Old Sport Shorts category. Without I.U. basketball to get me riled up, there’s been little to report. I had all but given up on the Cubs and the White Sox have been cursed with injuries. I did do a Sports Card show a month ago and began to think about the increasing value of my Shohei Ohtani baseball card collection. Plus, my great niece is in Japan playing in the Pony League World Series – they lost the championship game to the Japanese girls – I watched via You Tube. They are baseball crazy over there!

Since I’m a lazy researcher, I often rely on Wikipedia for information. “Baseball was first introduced to Japan as a school sport in 1872 by American Horace Wilson, an English professor at the Kaisei Academy in Tokyo. It is currently Japan’s most popular participatory and spectator sport. Nippon Professional Baseball players such as Shohei Ohtani, Ichiro Suzuki, Hideki Matsui, Shigeo Nagashima and Sadaharu Oh are regarded as national stars, and their exceptional performances have boosted baseball’s popularity in the country.”

Shohei Ohtani has already proven to be one of the best baseball players of all time with Babe Ruth like statistics. I went to see him play in Anaheim back in April of 2018, his MLB rookie season. “He previously played for the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters of Nippon Professional Baseball’s (NPB). Following an injury-plagued 2019 and 2020, Ohtani would go on to have a 2021 season widely considered to be historic, as he became the first in the history of MLB with 10+ home runs and 20+ stolen bases as a hitter and 100+ strikeouts and 10+ pitching appearances as a pitcher in the same season while also holding at least a share of the major league lead in home runs in 14 starts. For his efforts, he was awarded the 2021 American League Most Valuable Player Award. He followed this in 2022 by becoming the first player in the modern era to qualify for both the hitting and pitching leaderboards in one season, reaching the thresholds of 3.1 plate appearances and one inning pitched per game with 586 at bats and 166 innings pitched.”

The 29-year-old Ohtani then went on to lead his Japanese team over the USA in the 2023 World Baseball Classic and currently tops the majors with 40 home runs, coupled with a .310 batting average, a 3.32 ERA, and 9 pitching victories. I have documented his career with Topps Now cards, accounting for most of his significant highlights. These cards are released for only a 24-hour period and currently sold for $10.69 including shipping and tax. I currently own about 93 of these cards (22 labeled RC – Rookie). He’s made three consecutive All-Star appearances, so I also have the starting player line-up cards for each of these years. The rarest of the collection is probably a parallel (alternative version #1 of 10 total printed) card of his 2-HR game 6/25/2021 against the Rays. 

I will continue to collect these Ohtani highlight cards for the rest of this year, along with some Cubs and hot up-and-comers. Ohtani will probably be walked a lot down the stretch since Mike Trout is injured. For this reason, it will be tough for him to top Ruth’s HR mark. As the Angels continue to struggle, from a pitching standpoint, it will also be a challenge to earn wins without run support. Hopefully, once the season is over he’ll be traded to a contender. At that point, I will sell my card collection. As for the surprising Cubbies, they are currently only two games behind the Brewers, so I will continue to ignore them for fear of jinxing their chances. 

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Gasparilla #2371

It’s a retirement Friday, so a better day of the week is simply not possible. Yesterday, we took Tourist Thursday to Gasparilla Island and Boca Grande. It’s rumored to be the location of a yet to be recovered pirate’s treasure, adding to its lore. It reminded us of Key West but less than an hour away. The island was once served by a railroad, but a $6 toll bridge is now the only access. Another $2 for parking and you’re good for a day on the pristine beaches, so also suitable for a beach bum’s retirement budget. We packed a picnic but there are numerous lunch spots, bars, and a huge hotel. It will be a future “Date Night” destination, if not a getaway weekend.

“Toes in the water, ass in the sand,” as Jimmy Buffett would describe our afternoon. It rained on the way home, prior to our dinner at Chili’s and a visit with my manager son. It seemed appropriate to order a cheeseburger after a sunny afternoon in “paradise.” We are so close to many great beaches but don’t probably get there often enough. Sand is like paint for me – can’t get near it without getting it all over me. It’s a magnetic attraction and annoying to remove while spreading to the car, garage, and bathroom. I left the beach a bit sunburned and gritty.

Tonight is “Date Night,” and our choice is the Snowbird Grille. One of the rules is it has to be a place that we’ve never been to before. It will be wise to dine there while the Snowbirds are away before the area swells again in size, traffic becomes a nightmare, and the restaurants get packed. We have about a month before they begin to return from their northern lake cottages. Our Islandwalk neighborhood remains abandoned and quiet like the relatively uninhabited area beaches such as Gasparilla Island State Park

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Old Legs #2370

The clock has struck August, so hopefully the heat will slowly begin to dissipate. This morning was steamy with threats of light rain, so the dampness of my shirt was more due to the showers rather than sweat. I was disturbed to find that the older, slowest runner in the neighborhood passed me by on his way to what he said was another 10-miler, “unless there is lightening and then I will call my wife.” I tried to speed up but couldn’t, caught in slow motion. Like molasses, quicksand, or moving with a piano strapped to my back. At that moment, I felt very old and ready to abandon this silly streak now at 5,329 consecutive days after today’s 2.1 miles. Soon after, for some reason, he ducked into the fitness center while I continued on. A small victory? When I finished, I checked my time – 14:30 for that mile – slow but not as lead footed as I thought. 

Apparently, I was looking in the mirror at an awkward, shuffling old man on his last sporting legs. I’m no longer a spring chicken, approaching my 72nd birthday at the end of this month. Should I invest in another pair of running shoes? I guess that I will somehow continue to do this until my spindly members won’t move anymore. Two friends of mine are recovering from knee and hip replacements, so I’m fortunate to still be standing. Running is a bonus, regardless of speed. Plus, I’ve seen a lot worse looking stems at the beach. I guess I’ll keep on stumbling along. 

I’ve been reading the book, The Maid, and found that it has somehow given me a new perspective on cleaning. Despite its silly plot, in the past couple of days, I’ve repainted some of our doors, refurbished the golf cart leather seats, scrubbed some floors, and taken a little more pride in taking care of our home. Few books have had that kind of impact. I’ve also been watching the Break Point documentary on Netflix, but it has not inspired me to play tennis, racquetball, or pickle ball. I did learn that the brand new V-neck Nike “running” shirt that I was wearing this morning is actually tennis clothing with the Rafael Nadel “Raging Bull” logo. Perhaps it was designed for making sharp cuts rather than distance running and this was what slowed me down this morning – not my old legs!

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Cold Showers #2369

Growing up, I could never get enough hot water in the shower. I think it had to do with hormones. In retirement, hormones are probably no longer a factor and my chiropractor suggested taking more cold showers to improve alertness and stimulating the nervous system. My first thought was hot woman -cold shower. However, in a 55-plus community, hot is a relative term. 

A cold shower certainly makes sense in dealing with the Florida heat and saving on electricity. I’ve decided to give it a try and find it to be quite refreshing. Without the suggestion, I probably would have continued to turn up the heat. Habits are hard to break. I also prefer a cold pool, but my wife differs (even though she’s always hot!) We keep our pool heater at 85-degrees, and it rarely operates during the summer months.  I’ve also always enjoyed a hot sauna followed by a quick dip in icy water. To each their own!

Once again, I was a sweaty mess after this morning’s run and couldn’t wait to get in the pool. I then did a painting project between dips, along with some reading, and didn’t get my cold shower in until late afternoon. In retirement, particularly on hot days, there’s no rush anymore, since every time you step outside it’s a steam bath. Instant sweat! It won’t cool down until after dinner and our nightly golf cart trek. Current thinking: hot day – cold shower. 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Weeble Wobble #2368

I’m experiencing a bit of jet lag this morning after a restless night of sleep. Yesterday, I was a bit sluggish but able to get up on time and run a full 2.1 miles. Last night, I was constantly up and down, getting rid of a lot of retained fluid, particularly noticeable in my swollen ankles, hopefully shedding the five pounds I gained in Portland. I then slept beyond my usual wake-up time and consequently faced 82-degree weather, still adapting from the cooler Northwest temperatures. At least, I got to wear jeans for the first time in a while. Needless to say in the heat, I only completed the minimum mile (1.25) required to maintain my running streak – now at 5,325 consecutive days. 

I will undoubtedly slip into an afternoon nap before we do our sunset sail this evening. We’ll have dinner at the Laishley Crab House on our way to the Punta Gorda marina where we will board the boat. Tally, our aging schnauzer, will have to miss out on her evening golf cart ride, just as I failed to get her out this morning in a timely manner. 

Having been on airplanes this past week, I’m even less steady on my feet. I’m sure that being on a boat tonight certainly won’t help with stability. One of the big issues I’m facing in old age is balance. This is particularly noticeable when I’m running. I too often feel like a Weeble, wobbling along like I’m drunk. 

According to Wikipedia, “Weebles is a range of children’s roly-poly toys that originated in 1971 by the US toy company Playskool. They are egg-shaped, so tipping one causes a weight located at the bottom-center to be raised. Once released, the Weeble is restored by gravity to an upright position. Weebles have been designed with a variety of shapes, including some designed to look like people or animals.”

“The catchphrase “Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down” was used in advertising during their rise in popularity in the 1970s and during successive relaunches in the early 2000s. The line was coined by advertising executive Walter Cohen at Benton & Bowles when he and his partner Bernard Most were assigned to the account in 1971. The pair (as the creative team Bernie & Walter) used the phrase when they created the first TV commercials for the new product.”

It’s been a long time since I’ve tripped or fallen on a run. The last time was in Portland about 5-years-ago when I stumbled over some uneven pavement and skinned up my knees. Here in Florida, my course is very flat and smooth, so dehydration is the biggest enemy. I start every run with a mouthful of water that gets swallowed after the first turn. My shirt is soaked after the first mile. I’ve also cut back on my mileage, totaling only about 65-miles in July, compared with 97 in June. The heat is getting to me, as this old man comically wobbles along. 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Retirement Requirement #2367

Most of my friends welcomed retirement, but some people just don’t ever want to stop. They either don’t know what to do after leaving the workforce or they can’t come up with another excuse for avoiding social engagements. This particular friend deliberated for years about retirement and finally reluctantly pulled the plug. She was a co-worker of mine in the radio business, went onto Indianapolis print publications like Hot Potato Magazine and the IBJ, started her own health food store called The Good Stuff, and ultimately went on the road for years selling natural foods, vitamins, supplements, and other health related products. Her older husband was a popular Indy DJ, voice talent, and race car owner. Our mutual friend, Peter, and I send her a friendly bird when we get together without her. She is the second friend to have requested a poem in the last month. Here was my response: 

Retirement Requirement 

You were a Hot Potato,

And had the Good Stuff.

But now you think,

You’ve had enough.

 

Plus, radio and racing,

Have been very good to you.

It’s time for retirement,

And little required to do.

 

You married a DJ,

But really your job.

And you became,

A health-food snob.

 

Vitamins and minerals,

Became your passion.

And whatever nutrients,

Happened to be in fashion.

 

You were a pusher,

Of veggies and fish oil.

To the Organic cause,

You’ve remained loyal.

 

Your health gig is up,

You’re on your own.

No more meetings,

Or sales by phone.

 

No more alarm clock,

Forget the Vegas show.

Now your email message,

Reads forever OOO.

 

If you get on a plane,

It should be for fun.

But mostly just enjoy,

The Cambria sun.

 

Long walks with Tashi,

Time alone with Griff.

Supplement those supplements,

Or your joints will get stiff.

 

Here’s to Alice’s Restaurant,

WKRP reruns, too!

Turkey and Tequila,

Happy Trails to you.

 

A long finger salute,

From Peter and I.

It’s just retirement,

Not a last goodbye.

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