Category: CREATURE FEATURES (Page 11 of 38)
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! (Plus dogs and cats)
I heard on the radio this morning that because of the current coin shortage there might be an announcement soon to eliminate the penny from production. This already makes it an endangered species. As a coin collector, I’ve always been a fan of the penny, always intrigued with its shiny copper-like surface, distinguishing it from every other coin. I spotted two this morning on my run, but sadly someday we’ll carry nothing but silver in our pockets. In the meantime, they’ll be hoarded by collectors and unwelcome at stores. Will 2020 be the last date stamped near Abraham Lincoln’s face? Will other faces like Jefferson and Washington start to change on coins in lieu of current politics?
The University of Texas is changing their tune about stadium names and statues to honor Black Lives Matter. Also, the Oregon State vs. Oregon rivalry may not longer be called the “Civil War.” There will no Redskin team in Washington D.C., although the city’s whole identity may eventually get a non-offensive makeover. It’s hard enough to keep track of names, but get out your scorecards because we’ve only just begun.
Protesters were back on the Portland streets last night after a week’s vacation. Downtown looks like a war zone even thou these are supposedly “peaceful” demonstrations. Only a few fires last night where statues once stood. The Governor seems to think everything is under control and that freedom of speech includes damaging graffiti and senseless gatherings. Looks like the Feds will be back soon – someone has to protect these downtown businesses. Police Matter but they sure aren’t getting much support from the state. It’s sad when people take advantage of our liberal nature – like spoiled kids left unsupervised. Kate Brown or Mayor Wheeler won’t soon be getting their own coins or statues.
My wife and I got tired of being cooped up and went for an impromptu drive yesterday. We ended up at Haystack Rock. I was surprised it wasn’t covered with graffiti or surrounded by a fence. The area restaurants were very busy and had responsibly spread out into the parking lots to keep people properly socially distanced. However, there were too many people on the streets without masks and in groups. The beach was not crowded but we wore our masks strictly to keep our noses warm. There was a strong, cold breeze that made us both yearn for Florida. I have a new tan line today just over my nose and a red forehead. Getting out of the city for a few hours was a refreshing change. Tally enjoyed chasing the seagulls. There were no boarded-up windows, trash in the streets, or homeless camps on the sidewalks. Maybe we need to get out of town more often?
This is probably one of the most uneventful Fourth of July weekends I could remember. In fact, I checked my diary dating back for 20 years to find that we always had something going on this weekend. For the first 10-years of our marriage, while still living in the Midwest, we were usually with my wife’s mother watching their home town fireworks. That all changed when we moved to Austin, Texas and I started temporarily working in the retail business. One Fourth of July weekend was all work and no play. We did at least see the fireworks at Zilker Park and Auditorium Shores.
The following year, 2011, we went to a wedding in my home town, the last time my family was all together for an event. Three years later both my parents died just after we moved to Portland. In that time span, there was one very memorable Fourth on the beach in Port Aransas, Texas. Tinker was scared to death of the fireworks in the sky above us. The last Fourth with my wife’s mother was four years ago in Indianapolis. Portland was just too far away to run back to Indiana, so we explored Oregon, including a hike and picnic at Punch Bowl Falls and a fabulous weekend at Crater Lake.
My wife’s mom passed 14 months ago. This ended all trips back to Indiana and allowed for last year’s Fourth at Canada’s Butchart Gardens. Both Tinker and Tally were relieved that there were few outbursts of fireworks once we crossed the border. It was Tinker’s best and last Fourth of July, including an All-American hot dog in the peaceful garden setting. She was a princess in her special stroller and got lots of attention from passers-by. Tally got to smell the flowers in the dog-friendly grounds. Unfortunately, it was their last together.
Last night, Tally did have company for the noisy night. My wife’s grand-dog Falco stayed with us because the neighborhood where she lives is much louder than ours. In fact, she’d been medicated for days and reluctant to even go outside. On their final outing last night both dogs were freaked out. Falco refused to pee, after not touching her food or water for days. It was quiet once we got back inside, so both dogs slept undisturbed. However, it took a longer walk this morning to get either of them to do their business. We did have our traditional chicken legs and potato salad dinner, while I drank a bit too much wine. Sadly, in these pandemic times, there was little else to do but watch Yellowstone, for me a repeat. For the first time in our marriage, we were stay-at-home Fourth of July shut-ins.
I’m getting excited about the prospect of moving, even though it will be a major hassle. It will be expensive, stressful, and exhausting. The same will be true about the design and building process that will start in two months. We’ve picked out the floor plan and lot and will make our way to Florida by car for my 69th birthday, two months from now. We’ve decided to bypass New Orleans on the drive, hoping to meet up with my half-sister in Alabama. In the meantime, my son will turn 47, another indication that life is moving quickly. We’ll soon live about 15 minutes apart as opposed to the current 43-hour, 2500-mile drive.
Our plans call for a two-bedroom with den and lanai. This will give us room for guests, a dedicated office space, and a pool/outdoor kitchen. The lot sits on a pond and across from a nature reserve, so there will be some privacy. There are three community/recreation facilities on the grounds that is adjacent to the Atlanta Braves Spring Training Facility. Venice Beach is nearby where I first saw the Gulf as a child. Life is going full circle with retirement in the same area as my grandparents. They’ve been gone now for 41 years. My son still has fond memories of playing board games and making shell figures with my grandmother. In fact, he named his youngest after her.
My cousins would come down to visit with my grandparents in Englewood, Florida. They also got together at Corey Lake in Michigan during the summer months. My closest cousin now lives in Thailand, where we got together last year. We also share a birthday, although he’s 10-years younger. The rest of his family lives in Indiana, where my wife and I were both born. Her sister still resides in Indianapolis, while my sister is in Elkhart. We’ll be more likely to see them when we move to Florida.
Today is the first day of the second half of the year. If everything goes as planned, next year at this time we’ll be settled in our new home and getting together with family for the Fourth of July. We’ll leave behind my wife’s two daughters but will provide them with a warm place to vacation. The oldest is here in Portland, while her sister lives in San Francisco. Both were married last year, and the daughter here adopted a dog, Falco. Our schnauzer, Tally, has become a close companion. In fact, Falco stayed with us this past week while the sisters got together in Coos Bay. The only sad news of our plan to move is that the two pups will probably never see each other again. No plan is perfect!
We’re now halfway to Christmas for those keeping track of remaining shopping days. My wife was always envious of those born on June 25th for this reason – the midpoint of gift getting. This says something about her, while I never made the connection. It was also “Custer’s Last Stand” at the Battle of Little Bighorn in 1876. Too bad he missed out on Christmas and his 37th Birthday. Sitting Bull got all the gifts.
I escaped from the apartment yesterday afternoon, and put down the convertible top for a drive to Tualatin. It was a welcome break from the quarantine routine. A couple of beers and some burgers on a friend’s grill were the added reward. I should do getaways more often. Next Friday, the Buffalo Wild Wings “Leadership Meetings” resume after a 3-month furlough. I’d like to say that things are returning to normal, but that would be premature. Instead, I’ll just have to take advantage of opportunities to socialize as they present themselves. The pessimist in me is warning of a relapse.
I should get my own grill back when we move to Florida next spring. In this apartment, all we have in a tiny balcony that does not allow for grilling. I call it the “Tally-o,” because it’s really a patio barely big enough for our schnauzer, Tally. However, we can open the doors and smell the aroma of neighborhood restaurants. I have mixed feelings about living downtown, so having a home again will be more than welcome. Thankfully, we’re now at the halfway point of our lease with lots of travel plans to break-up any monotony.
I did just discover that there is a Halfway, Oregon near the Idaho state line. The community was named for the fact it is roughly halfway between Pine and the ghost town of Cornucopia. It has about 300 residents. Wikipedia reports that Halfway earned a place in the history of the dot-com era in December 1999, when it received and accepted an offer to rename itself as Half.com, Oregon. This promotional publicity stunt was in conjunction with the e-commerce start-up that eventually sold to Ebay. The unusual one-year partnership was in exchange for $110,000; 20 computers for the school; and other financial subsidies.
It became the first city in the world to rename itself as a dot.com. It’s also interesting to note that Halfway is within four miles of the 45th parallel which makes it halfway between the equator and the North Pole. For us in Portland, it’s halfway to Manhattan….Montana, that is!
Thanks to Lennon and McCartney for making everyone’s sixty-fourth birthday less painful. “When I’m 64” has finally arrived for my wife. For me, it’s a distant memory nearly five years ago. “They say it’s your birthday, well it’s my birthday too, yeah!”
No one looks more forward to their birthday than my wife and I try to make every one special. It’s a little tough this year with stores closed, travel restricted, and restaurants shut down. I was not responsible for her 40th celebration. On her 50th, we went to San Diego, but I ruined that with a kidney stone attack. I did manage to make it up for her 60th with a ocean hut in Bora-Bora. Birthday breakfast was served by canoe. Tonight, dinner will be to-go. Her daughter and husband will join us, along with their dog, our Tally’s playmate. My gift was delayed in shipment and hasn’t arrived yet. The poem that goes with it will be read anyway.
“We’re gonna have a good time.”
Yes, You’re 64
For a memorable Birthday,
In this time of Isolation
You just might need,
Some Imagination
The jewelry stores,
Are still shut down.
And we won’t be wearing,
A suit and gown.
There probably won’t.
Be fireworks.
Or a hotel,
With special perks.
With theaters closed,
There’s not a show.
And we’ll have,
Our dinner to-go.
We won’t be going,
To the beach.
With warmer ones,
Soon within reach.
No Bora-Bora,
Or Kidney stone.
But you won’t,
Celebrate alone
There’s a Limoges,
And lots of flowers.
But your sunny day,
Might bring showers.
Wish for a rainbow,
And peace on earth.
On this anniversary,
Of your birth.
At least each dog,
Has hat in place.
With dreams of cake,
On tongue and face.
Sing the birthday song,
While washing your hands.
And hope that fans,
Soon fill the stands.
Next year,
We’ll be in a house.
Not too far,
From Mickey Mouse.
The greatest gift,
You didn’t get.
There’s still no need,
For a testing kit.
Despite we’re on,
A weight loss diet.
This year’s birthday,
Might be a riot.
Will you still need me?
I love you, more.
And still feed me?
Yes, you’re Sixty-four.
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