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Diary of an Adoptee: GOT DNA? #719

DNA analysis, also called genetic fingerprinting, is a fascinating science that is routinely being updated. Deoxyribonucleic acid, a self-replicating material present in nearly all living organisms is the main constituent of chromosomes. It is the carrier of genetic information. If you watch a TV show like CSI, you see it used to help solve criminal investigations or determine maternity & paternity. Companies like 23andMe and Ancestry offer similar saliva tests for about $75 or less that determine ethnicity and other individual profile characteristics. Once this sample is analyzed, they can then match you up with other individuals who share similar traits (DNA Relatives). It was this kind of testing that has ultimately led me to finding five half-siblings, and perhaps solving the question of Hoosier Daddy? 

Over the past week, I’ve been admittedly obsessed with watching Game of Thrones (GOT)As is typical for me with most good series, I’m driven towards getting to the end. I’ve written about it in my blogs, shared thoughts with my son as well as other friends, and spent a lot of time viewing episode after episode. I did stop to watch the I.U. football game, but that turned out to be another disappointment, and paused a few times to catch up on the World Series. It will probably be good to get through GOT and GET on with my life.

After my wife and I completed our run/walk with the pups this morning, I did briefly switch from “Lannister World,” referencing one of the main family of characters in GOT, to “Bannister World,” my personal quest for information on my birth. My closest Bannister (as sometimes spelled) or Banister DNA match may very well be a half-sister. As to be expected, she was very surprised at my existence, but does not deny the possibility that her father might have had a premarital relationship with my birth mother, his distant cousin, and also a Banister. He would have then gone into the Marines, most likely unaware of the pregnancy, and married another woman with five children together. His son died at an early age, but his five living daughters would each be my half-sister. I have been in regular communication with Julianna, a DNA relative who shares 1,719 cMs (centimorgans). Wikipedia explains that centimorgans are units for measuring genetic linkage. It is defined as the distance between chromosome positions (also termed loci or markers) for which the expected average number of intervening chromosomal crossovers in a single generation is 0.01.  Ancestry.com provided this chart, comparing levels of shared DNA in centimorgans to possible genealogical relationship: 

Approximate amount of shared DNA (in centimorgans) Possible relationship
3,475 Parent, child, or identical twin
2,400—2,800 Full sibling (including fraternal twins)
1,450—2,050 Grandparent, aunt, uncle, half—sibling
680—1,150 1st cousin, great—grandparent
200—620 2nd cousin
90—180 3rd cousin
20—85 4th cousin
6—20 Distant cousin: 5th cousin — 8th cousins

This chart confirms my growing suspicions about Julianna and her sisters. It points to their father being my father, and may very well end my exhaustive quest to identify him, at least scientifically. Unfortunately, he is no longer living, but I may get a chance to meet the rest of his family over the holidays when I return to Indiana. This is very exciting news to me.

I have two distinct pockets of DNA relative matches on my Jerry Banister Family Tree through Ancestry.com. This is indicative of the two sides of the Banister family that I believe came together over the Thanksgiving holiday nearly 68 years ago. I was the result of that fateful union that led to my adoption. It may have been a one-night-stand or a short-lived affair, but my 85-year old birth mother Edna Faye refuses to acknowledge that it ever happened. She’s missing out on one of most successful events in her life, if I do say so myself!

In other “Banister World” news, a new DNA relative surfaced on the father’s side of the family. Her name is Sue Ramsey. I sent her a note through Ancestry, hoping to confirm that she is 2nd cousin Debora Sue White Ramsey (654 cMs), born in 1961. The Ramsey’s are joined to the Pershing’s through marriage, with the union of Burke and Nellie Louise Banister Tapley. I have other DNA relatives in this mix including 2nd cousins Ada Ann Pershing (316 cMs) and Telessa Hadley (477 cMs), both of whom I communicate with regularly. Other seconds in order of centimorgan levels include Jessy Bramley (315), Terry Bannister (262) with the double “n” that shows up occasionally on my tree, Jenny Bramley (248), Donna Pearcy (218), Krista Hale (207), and Ryan Donohoo (202). They are all identified on my tree with green “DNA” labels as their profile pictures. My half-sister Julianna also has a son named Gabe (894 cMs) who would be my step-nephew, should all this data be accurate. In addition, on the mother’s side, Ancestry lists a second cousin, Cathy Crews. All of my other matches on the mother’s side are through 23andMe that is not currently using centimorgans as a basis of comparison.

23andMe was the first DNA test I took at the suggestion of my boss several years ago. I’m forever grateful I took her recommendation and invested the small fee in a saliva kit. It lists my second cousins as Marilyn Banister (5.56% shared DNA) and Janine Marthai (5.37%). Deb Banister Vaughn (2.85%), Phillip Legg (2.46%), and Brandon Willard (2.16%) are categorized as second to third cousins. I’ve identified all of them on the Jerry Banister Tree with the exception of Phillip. Deb is the only one I’ve had the pleasure of meeting in person over tenderloin sandwiches in Indianapolis, although I have met Janine’s mother who was born a Banister.

As you can see, “Banister World” is slowly coming together. At the same time, I’m already in the 6th season of GOT’s “Lannister World,” a fictional Royal family that has a few similar skeletons in their closet. With Halloween right around the corner, I’ve rattled a few more Banister bones through the scientific magic of DNA. Trick or Treat. I also feel closer than ever to solving my very own CSI mystery through the use of centimorgans. Until this new development in DNA research, the only other Morgan I was familiar with was Captain Morgan. To Life, Love, and Loot!

Retirement is not without Hassles: Old Age #716

Another day of uneventful mail, as everything in our box went directly into the trash. It’s been awhile since there have been any treasured items for me to open. The dogs did not even stir when I opened the front door to fetch it, as they can sense the falling rain. Tomorrow, the painters will start on the ceiling and interior walls, and Monday the furniture doctor will begin work on our hutch. In the meantime, it’s quiet on the retirement front, with only Game of Thrones (GOT) to keep me entertained. I know that my life sounds a bit boring, but I need this down-time between our travels.

“Bannister World” had a new addition as I checked the Ancestry.com site. A First or Second Cousin by the name of Sue Ramsey popped-up as a DNA match. My “Jerry Banister Family Tree” identifies a Debora Sue White Ramsey, so I sent a note to see if this is indeed her. If so, she would be related on my suspected father’s side of the family, closely connected to other contacts that I’ve made. Some people through Ancestry.com respond to these notes, while others apparently are suspicious of my intentions. I can’t say that I blame them for not responding to a total stranger. As I saw on Facebook the other day, years ago parents warned of getting into someone you don’t know’s car and of meeting or communicating with unfamiliar people over the internet. Today, there’s Uber

While I wait for a reply, which could be never, I continue with the GOT series. “Lannister World” is also about family ties, as we trace the genealogical paths of Kings & Queens that often leads to lies, murder, deception, and tragedy. There aren’t many similarities between the Bannisters and Lannisters, but adoptees like me are used to creating fantasy because we don’t know the truth. My life could be misconstrued as a “Soap Opera,” since I’m probably the product of a one-night-stand that might even involve relatives. “Lannister World” is filled with whores, bastards, incest, and rape in a setting of castles, beasts, giants, dragons, zombies, wights, and white-walkers. It’s X-Rated and disgusting, but not far from reality. 

I remember thinking as a child that I would someday be reclaimed by a Royal family, and be made a King. I’ve had delusions of Knighthood, castle-life, power, and wealth. There were times when I didn’t appreciate the home I was given and the parents who raised me with every opportunity. Now, I sit back and reflect about a life that many people would envy. It’s only recently that I discovered “Bannister World,” and how that life would have been so much different, if not difficult. “Lannister World” is definitely not for me! “Johnston World” is my reality. 

“Old Age” is upon me, but hopefully I can continue to ignore it and continue to enjoy my retirement. As Maester Aemon Targaryen, second son of King Viserys Targaryen commented, “Old Age is a wonderful source of ironies if nothing else.” He had lost his sight and could not longer read the rare books in his library. He was slated to be a King himself, but ended up guarding four other Kings, and eventually sworn to the Night’s Watch. He’s bald, wrinkled, shrunken, and blind. He speaks softly, but his council is so valued and respected that others fall silent to hear his profound words. Even a fictional life like his was not filled with regret, but rather with a sense of humor. There are many things that you can no longer do in “Old Age,” so all you can do is laugh about them. There are a few characters like him on Game of Thrones that accept the circumstances and play the game by the rules. In his case, it was Good not to be the King.

Retirement is not without Hassle: Lannister World #713

Lately, if I’m not in “Bannister World,” I’m in “Lannister World.” These are two new Worlds that I’ve discovered this past year. Bannister or Banister World is my suspected birth mother’s family, and a genealogical tree that I’ve constructed for my Jerry Lee Bannister birth name. (See Post #619). With her adamant denial of any connection to me, I have only been able to verify any relationship to the Banister family through DNA testing.

I spent several months entering data into my Ancestry.com tree, and described the tedious process as causing “Bannister Butt,” after sitting for hours at my computer researching family history. What started as a chart of mysterious names arranged in branches, has led to actually meeting two Banisters face-to-face, as well as other DNA relatives through phone calls and e-mails. Currently, I’m at a dead-end on my “tree trimming,” and needed another another retirement project. This is where I discovered “Lannister World.”

I’ve binge-watched numerous television series starting with Breaking Bad and Boardwalk Empire. This was before I had mornings and afternoons alone in retirement. I have my writing, collecting, friends, dogs, running, exercises, travel planning, organizing, reading, radio, home-improvement projects, poetry, phone apps, and computer games to keep me plenty busy. The TV is always on in the background tuned to sports, documentaries, shows, music, and must-see series. The one series that I had put-off for some time now was Game of Thrones (GOT) that started airing ten years ago. I remember work associates who were hooked on the show that now extends for 7-seasons, but I knew that with my addictive personality that I would fall for it too. To be quite honest though, I wasn’t sure if I was enough of a Geek to appreciate its fantastical plot. There are over 530 cast members involved in the production, so it can be a difficult story line to follow, keeping track of names and faces. There are seven families to learn: Stark, Lannister, Tully, Arryn, Baratheon, Tyrell, and Lannister. Viewers need a genealogical chart to understand all the relationships.

Rather than Game of Thrones, or GOT, I now call it “Lannister World,” because the name so closely resembles the Banister family that I’m also getting to know. I’m also developing “Lannister Butt” from the 100 or so hours it will take to finish. It’s an award-winning program, with many intriguing twists, but as difficult to comprehend as any college history course. I find myself frequently rewinding to understand some of the quick cuts, unique accents, and ever-changing locations. GOT is NOT something I can follow while multi-tasking and requires my full attention. In fact, I had to turn it off to finish this post. I’ve also watched Billionaire, Sneaky Pete, Tin Star, Big Little Lies, Bosch, The Deuce, Ozark, Westworld, and The Handmaid’s Tale, among others, but none of them require taking notes and studying like GOT. It took a trip to Croatia where it is filmed to get me to take the first-step to the Kingdom of Geek-dom. Now that I have, I’ll probably be in “Lannister World” the next two weeks if you need me. 

Diary of an Adoptee: Three Identical Strangers #712

I spent the morning vacuuming and dusting between episodes of Game of Thrones. It makes me feel more manly to watch men fighting in armor while emulating their skilled swordsmanship with broad sweeps and stabs of my Swifter Duster. Yesterday afternoon, I viewed the movie Skyscraper with Dwayne Johnson “The Rock” bravely battling to save his family from certain death. Last night, before falling asleep I read about the hunt to find Adolf Eichmann, Nazi SS-Obersturmbannfuhrer (senior assault unit leader), who escaped to South America with his fellow German mass-murderers. Without leaving the comfort of my home, I’m surrounded by such violence on TV and in books. It was time for a change of pace.

I turned to the movie, Three Identical Strangers, for a more heart-warming subject – adoption. My wife’s daughter insisted that we watch it, with only a small clue about its content. I don’t want to ruin it for anyone else, but find the need to discuss it, so STOP here if you don’t want the plot spoiled SPOILED. From the title and her tease, I strongly suspected that it was about triplets and their search to find their birth parents. What I didn’t know is that they were separated at birth.

As an adoptee, I’ve often fantasized about having brothers and sisters, even a twin. However, I had no reason to question the document I received from the adoption agency years ago, outlining some generic details about the birth mother and her family. (See Post #104). It even gave a few vague details about the father, but this was only as reliable as the source. I’ve often questioned whether this was the truth or perhaps a clever deception to perhaps protect his identity? The profile document listed no indication of a twin, and I never questioned any of the “facts” that it provided. It gave me the knowledge that the 18-year old woman who gave birth to me had seven brothers and sisters, including male twins and it listed their differences in ages. A 1939 Indiana census report showed a Banister household in Shelbyville matching all these details, as well as parallel occupational information. It was very obvious that this was my birth mother and her family, but I’m now waiting for absolute proof from the state, as they have recently released sealed adoption records.

In the movie, one twin discovers the other and the publicity of their reunion uncovers the third. They became quickly reattached to each other, but discover they were part of an experiment – like lab rats. It was a shocking plot between a renowned psychiatrist and the adoption agency to separate the siblings and study their development apart from each other. They were not the only victims of this conspiracy and denied time together for the first nineteen years of their lives. It’s hard to believe the lack of compassion in these hellish “scientific” arrangements.

These boys did find their birth mother, but no mention of the father, except that he was her prom date. I’m convinced that my conception was a similar one-night stand, leaving a teenage girl pregnant and scared. I’m sure she had little choice in the adoption decision. I haven’t had a chance to meet my birth mother, as they did, because she apparently does not remember giving birth to me. Others have ask and her response is “don’t you think I’d remember something like that?” I guess she doesn’t, or the adoption agency gave me a fake family profile? 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Lottery #710

I thought for sure we would would the $1 Billion Mega Millions jackpot. My wife bought 20 tickets and already had the money spent. I did not buy in, so I had no winning or losing numbers. However, on her behalf, I’m sorry we won’t be able to honor her charitable generosity. Almost everyone, from family to realtors to retailers, would have benefited from her windfall. She would have made a great winner, but as it happened no one won. Is her destiny to win next week’s 1.6 Billion instead?

I’m not much a believer in Lottery winnings, but I clearly understand that “if you don’t play you can’t win.” However, I have played and haven’t won too many times. I often wonder what it takes to win, as others around me claim their prizes? I did win 50 Marriott points (the equivalent of 45 cents) this morning in their “29 Ways to Win” brand game, but this is hardly comparable to $1 Billion, let alone $1.6. Who wins that kind of jack and how do they justify their good fortune?

The world lost a Billionaire this week, Paul Allen, who “earned” his fortune by co-founding Microsoft. Was he just smarter than all the rest of us? Or was there an element of destiny in his life cards? He was very generous with his money. Will the next Billionaire, who joins this exclusive club of the “well-to-do” through luck alone, be as worthy? Personally, I just don’t think it’s fair to be given that amount of wealth and power. We all dream about it, but does that fantasy turn into a nightmare, as reality sets in? When you win a jackpot do you “earn” it?

I suppose it’s no different than digging for gold. Some were fortunate to find it, while others died penniless. Why does one man succeed, while another man fails? Will of a God? Destiny? Smarts? The fact of the matter is that someone has to win. Why can’t that someone be you or me or my wife? Is there really a deserving winner of a Lottery? When I think of that word, the first thing that comes to mind is the Vietnam War. I was fortunate in that lottery of birthdays, but many of my classmates may have lost their lives because they weren’t as lucky. Roman Emperor Augustus Caesar is credited for organizing the first Lottery involving tickets for sale, when he needed to fund repairs in the city of Rome. This is similar to how today’s lotteries benefit education, certainly a worthy cause. However, the Romans were also know for Decimation, a lottery that determined life or death. 

According to statistics, 44% of Lottery winners go broke within 5 years. Those that survive the “emotional pain” of how to spread the generosity, as others ask for a share of their fortune, are forced to keep low profiles. Many accept their prizes without ceremony to avoid attention. I’m sure it was difficult for a man like Paul Allen to make such decisions when his great wealth was public knowledge. At least it took years for him to earn it, so he could learn how to manage it. Imagine 1.6 Billion dumped in your lap? I’d certainly run for cover. Almost every contribution would need to be anonymous, otherwise word would spread like wildfire. It takes a special person to give without receiving praise of some sort. It might not even be rewarding, just a heavy responsibility, as guilt would eventually overcome selfish purchases.

I figure that I won the Lottery, just to be born healthy. Also, to have been adopted into a family of means and generosity, who accepted me as their own, and provided me with every opportunity to be successful. I couldn’t possibly have gotten any luckier in life. I’ve raised a family of my own, and have been blessed with good health and longevity, something that others like Paul Allen couldn’t win or buy. I’m also fortunate to share the retired life with a loving life who believes she can win the Lottery. What she’s really asking for is to be as old as I am, so she too can retire, when she should just appreciate that her career is still on the rise. When I consider the oppressed, terminally ill, homeless, disabled, bankrupt, widowed, sick, injured, handicapped, crime-victims, lonely, and elderly, I’m so fortunate to not be in their unfortunate situations. The bottom line is that while others are counting their money, I’ll count my blessings?

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: GOT #709

GOT Milk? This 1993 marketing campaign was the first to emphasize the verb GOT. It’s made the three letter word very powerful, but anymore if you Google GOT you GET Game of Thrones, the modern-day GOT. Admittedly, I was not quick to jump on the GOT bandwagon because I didn’t have to the time to be hooked on what was sure to be additive TV. Now, in retirement, I’ve GOT nothing but time.

We recently took a Mediterranean cruise that stopped in Dobrovnik, Croatia where some of the series was filmed as King’s Landing. Fort Lovrijenac Fortress sits high above the city. Honestly, I didn’t know what the series was about but I became curious. It now makes sense that it’s all about the quest for the throne – I never GOT it, but now I GET it! I’m aware of the Iron Throne and the brutal games involved in sitting on it. As a result, I’m now committed to 7 seasons, 67 episodes and over 100 hours of viewing. That is until the Season 8 finale is available! I was struck with this quote from Queen Cersei Lannister as she’s addressing Eddard (Ned) Stark, her King’s Hand: “When you play the game of Thrones, you win or you die – there is no middle ground.”

I’m not a person who has any sense of patience, so I will not be content until I’ve watched every episode several times. When the term “binge-watching” was created, I fit the very definition. My friends tease me about this need to “just get it over with” rather than savoring the experience, as they prefer. They know that I will driven like I’m on a mission to know the characters, understand the story, and see the end. In fact, I will be tempted to cheat by reading the spoilers.

One of the elements of this story that is particularly intriguing to me about this game is the value of the family name. As Tywin Lannister, the wealthiest man in the Kingdom, explains to his son Jamie, “It’s the family name that lives on. Not your honor, not your personal glory…family.” Lineage determines who gains the throne and who controls the power. GOT Money? GOT Power? Unless, of course, you’re a bastard son! In that case, it’s a game changer. Like any good Soap Opera, the King dies before he knows that his sons are bastards. On the other hand, protagonist Ned Stark’s son, Jon (Lord Snow), thinks he’s a bastard because he doesn’t get his father’s last name. Personally, I can put myself into the story. As a fellow bastard, I was born a Bannister, not a Lannister, so my name was never associated with wealth or power. If the father who adopted me was King, I would not be an heir to his throne. From what I understand, the Royal title would be passed on to his oldest brother, another Johnston. You can achieve many things in this world, but you simply can’t be King unless you’re a direct male offspring. Bastards cannot be Kings, but Kings can be Bastards! GOT DNA?  

 

Diary of an Adoptee: Changes in Indiana State Law #700

I received a note today from Lisa Hebert, one of my adoption search angels.  These are individuals that volunteer their time to help adoptees, like me, connect with their biological families. Lisa initially made contact with me back in 2008 with a lead on the identity of my birth mother. At that time, 57 years after my adoption, all paperwork was still sealed from public consumption by the State of Indiana in an effort to continue to protect the identity of the anonymous bio-parents. Long before that time, I had a media friend who was able to illegally circumvent the system and provide me the name of Edna Faye Banister and an Indianapolis address. I had been sitting on this information for over twenty years before I even thought of making contact. Here it is now, ten years later, and my quest continues. According to Lisa’s note: starting July 1st, 2018, Adoptee’s born in Indiana will now be able to order their original, pre-adoption birth certificate and records. This is great news because it will have your birth mothers name, ages, state of birth, mailing address and sometimes birth father information.”

Angel Lisa sent me directions on how to file my claim, and I did as instructed by both snail mail and e-mail. In six weeks I will supposedly have legal paperwork, providing the details of my adoption. It’s a step that will only confirm what I already know. Unfortunately, the birth mother is still denying any relationship to me and may go to her deathbed with any confirmation of the father. It’s an awkward situation, as I try to gain closure on the circumstances of my birth. I deserve to know this information, and the State of Indiana has now made it possible for others like me to gain some insight into their lives. Honestly, at this point, I don’t expect anything else from the now 85-year old birth mother except the name of my father. I suspect that he has passed. She has no other obligation to me, if that is her wish.

I’m still at a dead-end on this search, although I have had the pleasure of connecting with several Banister family members who are DNA relatives. It’s given me a sense that life would have been good regardless of the many forks in the road that circumstances could have taken me. I sent a reminder note to another Banister descendant that lives here in Portland about getting together for lunch. Although he will not be able to provide me with the answers I seek, he will provide some more background on the expansive Banister family and it’s Hoosier heritage. It will keep me engaged in this on-going search. 

 

Diary of an Adoptee: New World #674

My day started in the rainy, Indiana darkness, reminiscent of Portland in the winter months. It had been thundering and lightening all night, so I was lucky avoid any storms during my run. We’re staying at the home of my wife’s sister, our base to run medical errands for my 97-year old mother-in-law. I will have lunch with an old friend today, before heading back to Chicago’s O’Hare for an early flight back to Portland tomorrow morning.

This trip back to my home state was primarily centered around relatives. My wife spends time with her family, including 5-month old Cole, her niece’s baby. I got to meet a couple of Banister relatives for dinner. It was a get-acquainted gathering over breaded tenderloins, a Hoosier staple. I immediately knew we were related when Deb ordered hers without onions, like me. Before that, all we had in common was DNA. Her uncle John, who only married a Banister, liked his with onions. I particularly liked Deb’s story about one of my birth mother’s brothers who worked as a railroad crossing guard. As kids, they would visit him in his little house by the tracks. It was a “cool” job from their perspective, but probably very boring without a smart phone to keep you entertained.

I shared some of my adoption documents with my new-found relatives, hoping to gain some credibility with our sudden association. The DNA match definitely indicates some sort of a close family connection, but without an admission on my bio mom’s part, there still is no proof. I confessed to a lot of “stalking” of Banister family members, trying to identify my place in the family, but really all I have is a massive family tree of suspects.

It felt good to actually talk with Banisters, rather than simply explore the lives of these people I’ve never met in what my wife often refers to as Banister World. They even prayed for me to find the answers I need for closure. They are the second and third family members I’ve met outside of the adopted group that I embraced growing up. I had met the first in Chicago a couple of months ago. The ironic thing is that I’ve spent more time with Banisters over the past three months than I have with the familiar Johnston clan. Deb has been very helpful making suggestions on who I should get to know, while John might eventually include me in some family reunions that he helps plan. It was a memorable meeting, and the tenderloin was outstanding.

While I was dabbling in Banister World, I also was in contact with two another skeletons-in-the-family-closet, searching for adoption answers. Both of these lost souls believe they are connected to me through the unconfirmed birth father. In Terry’s case, his path goes through Derek Bannister, son of Robert M. Bannister and Jean Hogan Spinks Bannister. By the way, there are many double “n” spellings, like these, on this hemisphere of Banister or Bannister World. Krista, the other adoptee, believes her roots are with Mary Ellen Banister, daughter of Dale. We will continue to help each other navigate the turbulent seas of our New World.

Retirement is not without Hassles: Junk Food for Thought #672

No Key Lime pie waiting for me in the fridge this morning, following my run down Michigan Avenue to the Lake. The sun was just coming up as I chugged along the shoreline. Other runners seemed to bounce, float, and dash effortlessly. Even though my legs felt like concrete, I somehow managed to get in a 5k for the 85th straight day. In looking back, it was the altitude at Crater Lake that last caused me to drop back to the minimum mile required to maintain my Streak. I currently stand at 3,556 consecutive days after checking the www.runeveryday.com website.

Last night at Guaranteed Rate Field, I violated almost every rule of the “white food” diet we’ve been diligently following. I’ve lost over 25 pounds in the last three months, so a little celebratory calories were justifiably deserved. Accordingly, I deviously devoured a plastic White Sox helmet full of nachos, a premium hot dog w/bun, and a near-carton of soft-serve ice cream in a waffle cone. After a martini nightcap, I continued my evil white ways with an Egg McMuffin and Hash Browns at McDonald’s on our way out of town this morning. There will definitely be more dietary rule infractions before we leave Indiana.

Tonight we’re lodging at the Quality Inn in Rochester, my wife’s Hoosier home town. It was a two-hour drive from Downtown Chicago, including two restroom stops between large Diet Cokes. I’m not sure that the $1 drinks are enough to pay for my frequent McRestroom visits . It’s my away-from-home McToilet stop. We’ll escort my wife’s 97-year old mother to Indianapolis for some medical appointments over the next two days, staying with family.

Speaking of family – I now lay claim to two. I will be meeting with the Banister side tomorrow evening. The Johnston members are not on our travel route this time. The Jerry Lee Banister Family Tree includes both branches, with many mysteries yet to be uncovered following my adoption by the Johnston’s 67 years ago. My 85 year-old birthmother remains adamant that I am not her’s. “Don’t you think I’d remember something like that?” has been the only feedback I’ve gotten. As a result, I have only my DNA relatives around her to discuss all the evidence that has me convinced it is her. They are about to personally hear my side of the story face-to-face.

Tomorrow is another day in the quest for the truth. I’m betting it starts with a 5k run on the Monon Trail followed by a Diet Coke. If my wife continues to recover from her ear infection, cough, and congestion, she’ll join me at a walking pace, as she did this morning. Just as my day will predictably start, it will finish with more questions than answers about the Banister lineage. But first, some KFC, cookies, and chocolate – junk food for thought.

Retirement is not without Hassles: Traits #667

Even though I’m retired, I still have a drive within me to succeed, or at least finish. As an adoptee, I’m not sure if it was a learned characteristic or genetic in nature? Nonetheless, it’s an overpowering desire to see the end result or have the final answer. Many times, it’s at the expense of enjoying the moment, since my mind is so focused on the finish line. I believe this is why I’m seeking closure on the identity of my birth parents. It’s not that I need them, I just want to know without question who they are? It’s a quest that began with the passing of my parents four years ago, but had been in the back of my mind for a long time. I’m not sure what it will resolve if I ever get these answers, but I’m driven to the solution, and remain convinced that I won’t be truly happy until I do.

As I examine this “just-to-be-done-gene,” it’s interesting that I’ve picked a running competition that never ends as part of my everyday activities. I’ve run every morning now for 3,552 consecutive days, with NO end in sight. With this particular challenge, it only can end in misfortune – injury or death. Age and attrition will definitely be a factor, as current placeholder #787 on the “U.S.A. Active Running Streak List” has completed 667 consecutive days. You have to have completed at least 365 to even be added to the list. There are currently 65 runners of my age of 67 or older on this spread sheet (8.2%). 52 of these older runners are ahead of my #203 position, and I can only pass them if they falter. They use the term “Road Kill” to mark each runner passed in the Hood to Coast Relay, and proudly post these numbers on their vans during the race. It better applies to streak running, where they will have to literally kill me to pass me!

I can’t really say that I enjoy these daily runs, since I focus so intensely on just getting it over with each day. “Just to be Done” is the title of a recent poem, describing this curse. (See Post#581). I found the same desire with yesterday’s kayaking adventure. I seemed so possessed to get two hours of paddling over-with that for the most part I missed the beauty around me. As I mentioned to my friend, I could never be regular at this because of all the preparation time. With running, I often just have to slip on a pair of shorts and my shoes to be underway. With the kayaks, we had to load them into a pick-up truck, drive them to an access ramp, put on life vests, and adjust the seat & back support, – all just to get started. This is where I picked up a distinct difference between my friend and I. He considered all the preparation part of the adventure and began to enjoy the experience long before we ever got in the water. I considered it a hassle. He showed his patience, while I showed my “just-to-be-done-gene.” I also couldn’t wait to get back on shore again, after a little struggle with motion sickness as we bobbed through the waves, and the strain on my lower back, stomach muscles, and thighs. They were different muscles that I use in running every day, and I was concerned that any soreness would lead to a more difficult run the next day. It’s not like it is painful in either sport, but it’s uncomfortable enough to wish it behind me. I did take a moment to observe a pair of bald eagles, and to enjoy a view that I would have never experienced on shore. However, I spent most of my time counting strokes, just as I count steps when running. What fun is that?

When we got back to the dock in our kayaks, he took us on an extra loop through rougher water, while I was just done. I had another item to cross off my list of “67 Things to Do Before I’m 68.” (See Post #642). I think I’ve now gotten 8 completed, with many of them a weekly commitment. See, I’m already anxious to get this list done and out of the way, but I set it up so I couldn’t, knowing my end-driven tendencies. It should be more appropriately titled, “67 Things to Get Done Before I’m 68.” To make this outdoor experience even more memorable, I took a bit of a tumble on some loose gravel. I was carefully climbing down from the bed of the pick-up truck and went to drop the remaining foot or so to the ground. As soon as I landed, my legs gave out and I got some pretty good scrapes on my legs and arms. Fortunately, I was able to keep from falling face-first, so there were few visible marks. I apparently did not have my land legs when I hit the ground, so I’ll have to be more careful next time. This is why the outdoors and I don’t necessarily get along.

Yes, there will probably be a next time. My friend’s house is right on Netarts Bay, and I’m sure he will talk me into another day on the water. Unlike me, my dogs always enjoy an outing, so they will always be glad to accompany me to the Coast. They got to spend time with their big-dog-cousins after a long ride in the car, had some back-yard freedom, and went for a walk on the beach. For them, condo-life is not as enjoyable as it is for their lazy “father,” however, they are both adoptees, like me.  As for kayaking, all I can think of is the 1958 Coasters hit, “Yakety Yak, Don’t Talk Back.”  I just feel like the word “Kayak,” should be part of the lyrics coupled with a “Three Stooges” cackle…Kayak-ety- Yak, Don’t Talk Back…Yak…Yak…Yak…Yuk…Yuk…Yuk. It was just something silly that occupied my mind between counting strokes and looking forward to the end of paddling. It’s a frustrating trait that I really don’t know who to blame for not giving me patience, the ability to savor, and the enjoyment of doing. Instead, I just want to get it over with and cross it off my list.  

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