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Retirement is not without Hassles: Boating on Crater Lake #584

Breathtaking – in more ways than one! At 7,100 feet above sea level, my morning run was even more challenging than normal, as my lungs were literally screaming for air. To compensate, the views along the rim of Crater Lake were stunning – Tidy Bowl-like sapphire blue. Water color we’ve only seen off the island of Capri and in Bora-Bora. 

 

As I quickly approach ten years of my running streak, this is the highest elevation I’ve navigated without skis. Steamboat Springs earlier this year was at 6900 feet but also complicated by below-zero temperatures and icy conditions. In sharp contrast, today it was blue skies and 50 degrees with very little wind. The winding trail from the rustic Crater Lake Lodge was up & down and only partially paved. As a result, I somehow huffed and puffed my way through 3.1 miles. It felt good “Just to be Done.” (See Post #581).

 

We had arrived the night before with expectations of a romantic, little cabin on the water. Instead, it was a run-down structure in the middle of the woods with two tiny double beds and a view of the campground. We were fortunate to be able to eventually switch to a charming room at the Lodge, built in 1915, with the view we first expected and a queen-sized bed for more comfort. The bathroom featured a claw-foot tub that reminded my wife of her childhood. The room of course was twice as much, but well worth the money and hassle.

 

After the morning run, we then drove half-way around the lake and hiked a mile down to one of only two boat docks on Crater Lake. The other is on Wizard Island, the “volcano-within-the-volcano.” My wife packed a picnic for the lake tour so I felt like a pack mule lugging the heavy supplies down the path to the boat. I was hopeful it would all be in our stomachs before we made the difficult trek back up. The experience reminded me of our recent trip to Santorini, Greece, except they thankfully provided three options besides leg power to get you back to the top – donkey, gondola, or bus. Between the thin air, and the steep dusty trail, we were both spent for the day, and a nap soon followed.

 

The dock was 15 miles of curvy road to the other side of the lake from the Lodge, the only structure on the 33-mile perimeter. On our boat tour, my wife was particularly excited by a Bald Eagle sighting. It was interesting to listen to the on-board Park Ranger explain the volcanic time-line of Mt. Mazama that blew her top nearly 8000 years ago. If you could imagine looking a mile straight up into the blue sky overhead, that was where her peak once stood. The remaining caldera is now filled with nearly 2000 feet deep of pristine, impossibly blue water.

 

We had two mediocre dinners and breakfast at the only dining choice in the National Park, but it was at least convenient to our room. My legs were stiff and sore on our last day, so I limited my run to just over a mile, the absolute minimum distance to maintain my streak, discouraged further by the altitude. I’ll be glad to get back to 500 feet for my normal run tomorrow morning. Due to highway traffic there and back, it took over 5-hours each way, so I’m glad to be home for a few weeks. 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Crater Lake #582

Tonight I’ll watch the final game of the College World Series, but it won’t be from the stands. With an arrival time of 6 p.m. in Portland, the game will be two hours old when I finally arrive at the terminal. My friend is sitting in the same section we did last night but about 10 rows higher. He will pay another $600-$700 for that extended time in Omaha. Plus, his flight will not arrive until very early Saturday morning. By that time, my wife and I will be asleep in our Crater Lake cabin, anticipating an afternoon boat tour followed by dinner at the lodge.

We’ll spend a second night at the popular Oregon National Park before heading back to Portland, and will look forward to the Fourth of July holiday, that will gladly break-up her work week. I have a baseball card show to attend that following weekend, and can then maintain homebody status for a couple of weeks. The next stop on the retirement tour is Wrigley Field, where I’ll meet my baby grand daughter for the very first time. Next, it’s off to our Nation’s Capital to meet my step daughter’s potential fiancé. It will be good to be home for awhile this month before the next wave of coast-to-coast travel.

I hope my friend’s additional investment in Omaha pays off, and that he brings home the bacon, stealing it from the greedy Hogs. That would mean a happy ending and a “hot night in the old town tonight,” at least for Beaver fans. Temperatures could exceed 100 degrees, and I could feel the stifling humidity on my 3-mile run this morning. It will of course be relatively cool and pleasant in Portland for me.

It may be too late for me to help the Beaver cause by the time I arrive. There will be a guaranteed gathering of Beav fans around the bar TV’s at the airport. Regardless, of the outcome, I should be able to avoid the “Pig Sooie” chants of the Omahogs. (See Post #578). I at least left town a winner, as Crater Lake is calling.

Retirement is not without Hassles: Bricks #576

Bricks, Bricks…everywhere. I couldn’t help but notice all the brickwork here in Omaha, to the point where I wish I had a penny for every brick in the city. I would call it “Brick City” if it weren’t for Newark, New Jersey,(See Post #511), and I would expound more on the subject if it weren’t for this previous post about bricks. However, I was impressed with the brick sidewalks, clock towers, planters, streets, and buildings that define Omaha. It gives the city a clean, sturdy, industrious look that, as we all know from the Three Little Pigs will never blow down. Perhaps they learned a lesson from the 1975 tornadoes that destroyed 287 buildings and damaged 4,000.

Yesterday, we even spent some time at the local, Brickway Brewery sampling their wares. Also, a local restaurant served appetizers on a “brick” of salt to further reinforce my observation, and there is a Brick Street Tavern, plus a wine bar named Bricks & Mortar. “Brick” is not a baseball term, so perhaps Omaha would be better off hosting the Final Four rather than the College World Series. Yet, when I Google “Omaha Brick” the only reference I get is Art of the Brick, a Lego exhibit that passed through town months ago. No one else seems to be as impressed with the plethora of bricks in this city, or wants to claim any association with bricks.

The Goodyear blimp was here yesterday, reminding me of my many experiences at The Brickyard, home of the Indy 500 and Brickyard 500. I don’t know if the rain chased it off, but today’s game is in jeopardy of lightening. This could really screw-up our schedule, but could possibly give Omaha an extra day of games. I’m sure the hotels and restaurants are all rooting for this to happen, so they can continue to hold us fans captive in the “city of bricks.” Oh, that’s Rome, not Omaha. There is no yellow brick road through Omaha, with its location supposedly being Holland, Michigan, where the author of  The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, L. Frank Baum, reportedly spent his summers. However, there is a Woodmen Insurance located here in Omaha, a few Scarecrows in neighboring corn fields, a Lion at the Henry Doorly Zoo, and OSU “the Great and Powerful,” that we hope wins the College World Series

Retirement is not without Hassles: Key Moment #575

Every travel adventure has a “key moment.” We were expecting some on the ball diamond, but instead ours occurred last night at the Omaha Sullivan’s Steak House. I have eaten at many a Sullivan’s, including the very first of the chain in Austin, Texas. That particular location is now closed, but the one in Indianapolis, Indiana will occasionally get my business. My first choice in Indy would be St. Elmo’s, followed by Murphy’s, Ruth’s Chris, and Fleming’s but Sullivan’s and its familiar boxing theme would definitely make my top-five. We probably would not have gone to the local Sullivan’s on this trip if it weren’t for the fact that Spencer’s Steak House across from our hotel was closed last night for a private party. We had seen their “Happy Hour” sign earlier in the day, and decided that a good “local” Omaha steak would be in order, especially since the next three nights will be spent at the ballpark. The sign gave us a “hankerin’ for a juicy steak,” and we were disappointed when the doors to Spencer’s were locked upon our arrival. Sullivan’s was just down the street, even if it didn’t have that local Omaha flavor.

This is steak country, so I was surprised that the local Diner where we ate breakfast this morning was out of it. I had to get an omelet instead. They were out of Diet Coke yesterday, so I’m surprised that we went back again, but nothing else was open. After this morning’s steak shortage, we’ll try to find another option in the future. I guess I could understand if they were out of seafood, but steak-less in cattle country is unforgivable, and couple that with no Diet Coke. We were just short of a “Doomsday” calamity! However, it was nothing compared to last night’s dining faux pas.

Speaking of restaurant tragedies, we almost experienced one last evening at Sullivan’s. My friend, who suggested that we experience the excitement of the College World Series, had finished half a glass of House Cabernet when he noticed something lurking in the bottom of his wineglass. The dark liquid somehow hid a gold key on a wire ring that could have dangerously lodged in his throat had he not been just properly sipping. If that had happened, we would have owned Sullivan’s. I could envision him clawing at his throat, rolling on the ground in agony and breathlessly pleading for mouth-to-mouth. At the subsequent trial, just before the keys to Sullivan’s were presented to us, a good defense attorney would have dangled the wine-coated key from his outstretched fingertip, while gesturing at the the liquor locker that it unlocked and proclaiming in dramatic fashion, “if the key fits, you must convict!” I’ve heard of a car getting “keyed,” but never a person!

No one at the restaurant could figure out what the key that unlocked their liquor cabinet was doing in a wine glass, or how the bartender could have possibly poured wine over the top of it, like it somehow belonged there? Perhaps it was a subtle move on the part of the bartender to lure him to her hotel room, but there was no number inscribed? Nonetheless, it was free wine for my friend last night and a few memorable chuckles forever-after. Perhaps we should have demanded more, but we were very relaxed after a day of no ballgames and little else to do but eat, drink & be merry. Once we got over the unexpected heavy-metal shock, we were quick to head back to our hotel room following this “key moment” at the College World Series.” 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Fountain #574

Today’s run was really a victory lap, as Oregon State won its fourth straight game and earned a place in the national championship series here in Omaha. This morning was my first opportunity to explore the area on foot, as Lewis & Clark did back in 1804. They discovered conspicuous earthen mounds that historians believe might have been the remains of an Indian village. It’s now the site of Heartland of America Park and the ConAgra Foods campus headquarters. A mile-long trail leads around the lake and its three fountains, including the modern, computerized water spout rising 300 feet in the air. I was curious about how it compares with the world’s largest and most spectacular fountains:

  • Bellagio Fountain — Las Vegas. … 1,000 feet
  • King Fahd’s Fountain– Jeddah. … 1,023 feet
  • The Archibald Fountain — Sydney. …no vertical
  • The Buckingham Fountain — Chicago. …150 feet
  • The Fountain of Wealth — Singapore. … 98 feet
  • The Nations Friendship Fountain — Moscow. … no vertical 
  • Trevi Fountain — Rome…68 feet
  • Magic Fountain of Montjuic — Barcelona….no vertical
  • The Burj Khalifa Fountain — Dubai…500 feet 

Omaha does not make the list, but nonetheless it is a grand site, and at night apparently becomes a light show – I’ll check that out later. Keep in mind that Yellowstone Park’s Old Faithful only shoots water 185 feet in the air, so it’s quite impressive to watch. I was also enamored by the ConAgra facilities with brick sidewalks, streets, and buildings along the south end of the lake. My wife reminded me not to be too taken by the ConAgra facade because they did just discontinue her preferred brand of peanut butter. (See Post #543). This morning’s run then took me downtown and near the ballpark where I may get the chance to see Oregon State win the College World Series! 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Sh*t Happens! #572

I think we’ve been fairy fortunate in our travels around the world. I’ve made a list of challenges that we’ve faced from time to time. Although they create inconvenience, they’re also part of the overall experience. Just like life – Sh*t Happens! as nothing goes as smoothly as you hope. Lewis & Clark would have made a much different list. If you know what to expect, these issues (in no particular order of importance) will not ruin your adventures:

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  • Car, Truck, RV, Motor Home, Bicycle, Motorcycle, Scooter, Boat, or Camper trouble
  • Bad directions or getting hopelessly lost
  • Unexpected weather
  • Not dressed properly
  • Losing or breaking eyeglasses, contacts, and other personal aides 
  • Traffic delays and detours
  • Transportation cancellations, delays, schedule changes, and worse.
  • No bathroom fan or ventilation
  • Lost, stolen, or misplaced luggage
  • Terrorism, Racism, Sexism, or Discrimination
  • Insect infestations
  • Toll fees and HOV lanes
  • Speed traps, tickets, and other traffic fines
  • Sickness, medical, and dental issues
  • Lost or stolen wallet, purse, or back pack
  • Fire alarm or sprinkling system malfunctions (or these could be real)
  • They only serve Pepsi – No Diet Coke
  • ID, passport, driver’s licence, credit card, or cash machine issues
  • Lost or stolen phone or no signal
  • Vending machines out of order
  • Crowded shuttles, buses, and trams
  • Getting separated from your travel companion(s) or listening to them snore
  • Reservation screw-ups
  • Cash only or high conversion fees
  • Forgetting items in your room or forgetting to pack something
  • No vacancies or campsites
  • Crying babies and unruly children
  • Wild, hungry animals
  • Unfortunate seat assignments
  • Smoking-related odors
  • Not enough hangers or storage space
  • Hotel rooms with an adjoining door or thin walls
  • Motel rooms where you feel like you’re sleeping in the parking lot
  • Malfunctioning heaters, refrigeration, air-conditioners, toilets, sinks, and other maintenance issues.
  • Elevator or traffic noise disturbing sleep
  • No sleep timer on the TV, missing remote, or a bedside alarm that someone else set 
  • Room not dark enough
  • Uncomfortable beds, linens, or towels
  • Not enough outlets, unsecured wi-fi, or improper adapters
  • Forgetting to display the “Do Not Disturb” sign
  • Lock or safe won’t work
  • No toilet paper, soap, or shampoo
  • Disagreements or “hangriness” 
  • Language barriers
  • Closed attractions
  • No pets allowed
  • Bad food or even food poisoning
  • Bad water, no water, and even Montezuma’s revenge
  • Poor service and argumentative people 
  • Drunks, Stoners, Criminals, not to mention loud and inconsiderate people
  • Natural disasters
  • Trouble finding parking spots and those who don’t stay within the lines
  • Oversleeping or not getting a wake-up call
  • Missing a connection
  • Long lines

Happy Trails to you…..let me know if you think of more!

Retirement is not without Hassles: It’s a Wrap #568

We wrapped-up our 1,100 mile drive through the Midwest, with a Cubs victory over the Cardinals and a flight out of St. Louis.  This included an unexpected stop at the Route 66 museum in Litchfield, Illinois. With my 66th year of life coming to a conclusion in a few short months, this famous road has been an unplanned lure during our travels throughout the country. (See Post #235). Next month, I will get a picture at Lake Shore Dr. and Jackson Street in Chicago where the highway originally started. A Cubs game will also be part of that trip. 

Speaking of baseball, Litchfield turns out to be the home town of Chicago White Sox Hall of Fame catcher Ray Schalk, who preceded Sherm Lollar by 25-years behind the plate at Comiskey Park.  Both were known for their defense, but Sherm never made it to Cooperstown (yet). Ray made his debut with the Sox on August 11, 1912 and played in the 1919 World Series loss that became known as the “Black Sox Scandal.” He also coached the Chicago Cubs in 1930 & 1931, and served as a scout for the team in 1944, and spent the last 18 years of his career as the baseball coach for the Purdue Boilermakers.

The drive to and from St. Louis passed through Indianapolis, Rochester, Kokomo, and Decatur, Illinois. We stayed two nights with my wife’s sister, one night in a Quality Inn, and 5 nights in a variety of Marriott properties, using a bank of points I received for joining the Marriott Vacation Club. My wife claims that I love my Marriott points more than her, so I wrote this poem to recap our adventure:

Marriott Tour 

A week together,

Back Home Again.

It ends with the Cubs,

Who pulled off a win.

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Their “Arch rival,”

Didn’t play well.

All that Cardinal red,

Randy and Noelle.

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Started and ended,

With nights at The Grand.

Would have rather,

Had our toes in the sand.

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Mom business,

Had us on the run.

Errands and Appointments,

Were not much fun.

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But there were moments,

Like meeting Cole.

And dinner with friends,

Your fav Dover Sole.

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Blasts from the past,

More plans for travel.

Cemetery moments,

Emotions unravel.

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A run on the Nickel Plate,

And through the canals.

Food and beer,

With my old pals.

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Two Dyer nights,

Plenty of wine.

Murphy’s for steak,

Family time.

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Ribs on the grill,

And at the Roadhouse.

Dietary support,

From your Spouse.

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Some bad Chinese,

Near the Courtyard Kokomo.

Plus a ton of silver,

In our luggage to stow.

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A few surprises,

Along the way.

“Would you give up your pay,

For a view of the Bay?”

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Covington Beef House,

The one-hour tower.

Animal Shelter,

Boob-friendly shower.

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A room atop Indy,

Then the fall to Fairfield.

The smell of Decatur,

Great friendship its yield.

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Dinner at R-Bar,

With Ray as our host.

Just one of many a,

Shared Facebook post.

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Kit’s retirement poem,

Talk of Rubberware.

Ninety-three degrees,

Humidity in the air.

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Robbies for a nightcap,

Will we ever return again?

And If we do come back,

We’ll book the Residence Inn.

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Museum in Litchfield.

Route 66 detour.

In my 66th year,

This road is a lure.

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Father’s Day finish,

San Diego’s on our route?

With this Marriott Tour,

The points have run out.

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copyright 2018 johnstonwrites.com

Old Sport Shorts: More Hot Dogs #566

I’ve decided to fulfill another bucket list sports dream. This after seeing a Cubs World Series win, the Daytona 500, and both the major and minor league All-Star games, after retiring just a year-and-a-half ago.  It’s not a major travel destination this time, but certainly greater than those on my “pail” list. (See Post #279). By the way, I did cross off the Carl’s Jr. sausage, biscuit, and cheese entry off that pail list on my last ski trip to Mount Hood. This upcoming adventure is much bigger than that accomplishment.

Yes, I will be having a hot dog in Omaha. I had one last night at Busch Stadium, watching the Cubs beat the Cardinals. My wife put catsup on it, and even though I covered over my portion with lots of mustard, the taste was badly compromised. She will not be going to Omaha, so I can have it “my way” at TD Ameritrade Park, modern home of the College World Series. Rosenblatt Stadium hosted the event from 1950 to 2010.

The College World Series started in 1947 and was held in Kalamazoo, Michigan. It then moved to Wichita before settling in Omaha. I’ve been to the NCAA championships for college hoops many times (See Post #400), but have not witnessed finals in any other sport. College championships generate unmatched energy, so I expect quite an experience. I would also like to go to the Little League World Series one of these years. Maybe a relative will give me a reason to make it a destination?

My teams may very well be eliminated by the time I get there for the Finals, and I’m disappointed that my Indiana Hoosiers didn’t make the field. However, a good friend wanted to make the trip, and I decided to go with him. This will be my first trip to the city of Omaha that has invested heavily in building a reputation around college baseball. We’re lodging in the very robust downtown area at a Courtyard by Marriott, of course. Prices triple for this popular event, and we’re lucky to have a close place to stay. While the players are seriously competing, the fans will be partying.

IU went to the annual, double-elimination affair 5-years ago for the first time in school history, bolstered by the bat of current Cub slugger, Kyle Schwarber. The University of Texas from our former Austin home has been a 36x tourney mainstay with x titles, while Oregon State is my new local favorite, hoping to earn a third National Title. Second baseman Nick Madrigal of the Beavers was the #4 pick in this year’s draft, selected by my Chicago White Sox.

I went with another friend to Surprise, Arizona to watch the Oregon State Beavers kick-off their 2018 season against Cal Poly. This particular tournament caught my eye last year because it involved a match-up between OSU and IU, as I began following both teams in their quests to get back to Omaha. Only Oregon State accomplished that goal, and proved their superiority with that early-season victory over IU. My Hoosiers went on to win the BIG conference but failed to win the conference tournament or advance past Kentucky in the Regional. On the other hand, The Beavers were one of the top-seeds going into the World Series, but a controversy over their ace pitcher led to his withdrawal from the tourney. They lost to LSU twice to end their 56-win season.

When Oregon State makes their annual jaunt to Portland University, we go to those games. I have never been to an IU baseball game, but they were not very competitive until recent years. As a student, only basketball, swimming and bicycle racing were popular sports on the Bloomington campus. My interest in baseball has peaked since retiring in Oregon and joining some card-collecting clubs while attending more games. The Mariners are just a few hours away, and I join my wife on her business trips, going to games in Anaheim, LA, and SF this past year. We will also go back to Chicago for both Cubs and White Sox games later this year, to add to my hot dog consumption this year. 

I remember going to see some regular season games involving UT when we were living in Austin, and cheering for The Longhorns on TV with friends during the post-season. One of the home games I saw was against Nebraska, who has played in nearby Omaha. At that time, the late, great Augie Garrido was the Longhorn coach. Coach David Pierce of Texas  is wearing his familiar #16 as a tribute to the man that took teams to the CWS 15 times and won it on five occasions. “Hook ‘Em Horns!” is their rally cry. Football has taken a back seat to winning baseball these past few years on campus. Kody (with a K) Clemons, Roger Clemen’s youngest son is their leading hitter this year. While in Austin, I was also able to sneak over to see the Astros when the Cubs or Sox came to town, or run up to neighboring Round Rock to see Nolan Ryan’s Express play ball. I even tried to get a sales job for the AAA club.

So while some people are “going to Disneyland” for a bucket list adventure,” I’m going to Omaha! Oregon State already lost their opening round game to North Carolina, so they face impossible odds to make it to the final series. Texas is in the same boat after coming up short against Arkansas. Mississippi State, Texas Tech, Florida, and Washington round out the final 8 contenders for the championship. We arrive Saturday, hoping to still see The Beavers and Longhorns in contention. Florida is the defending champ, and the only other finalist to have won a championshp. None of the teams and their fans have much of a travel advantage, since Midwest teams are rarely in the hunt.

We had a “bucket of beers” before last night’s Cub victory, but the severe heat and humidity put us old farts to bed without any semblance of a victory celebration. While the Cubs’ faithful were waving their “W” flags and singing “Go Cubs Go,” we were headed back to the comfort of our air-conditioned Marriott Grand suite. I hope it will be cooler in Omaha and that my teams get hot. Pass the mustard, please!

Retirement is not without Hassles: What’s That Smell? #565

It’s been seven years since we’ve returned to Decatur, Illinois. It is the city that welcomed me with open arms 13 years ago, but turned out to be my first step to retirement, as I exited with my tail between my legs. I’m staying at the Fairfield Inn, the place where I first really began to accumulate Marriott Rewards Points. It was my home for several months in the move here after Indianapolis, Zionsville, and Lafayette. I remember the excitement in coming here as the TV station’s new General Manager, and preparing for my first public speech to the community in the mirror of this very hotel. My wife would come on weekends, but we would have to move to the Comfort Inn across the street because of our dog Belle, who loved to ride the elevator in her old age. She was reluctant to move here, but supported my career. 

I had a big job ahead of me, one that would shape my future with the company, and I worked hard to endear myself to the three largest communities that formed our primary coverage area – Springfield, Champaign-Urbana, and Decatur. We wanted to take advantage of a flip in network affiliation that suddenly made us the NBC affiliate, with Newscenter 17 as our newly established slogan. In somewhat of a welcome surprise, my wife soon joined me as General Sales Manager of the station, a move that was more beneficial to me than to her. To make a long story short, after several years as a husband-and-wife team, our viewer ratings and revenue grew to the point where our parent company was able to profit from our sale. The new owners were not comfortable with our marital relationship and chauvinistically disrespectful of my wife’s exceptional sales & management skills. She quickly decided to accept a position with our former company down in Austin, Texas. It’s when I began to lick my wounds and started to “practice for retirement.”

The new owners decided that it was in their best interest to remove me from office, and even left me without a car to get home. I walked “the aisle of shame” out of the TV station and the city of Decatur, and to make matters worse the local economy made it impossible to sell our home for over 5-years. We made a lot of great friends in the area, people that we always stay in touch with, but that doesn’t totally get the “bad taste” out of my mouth. This is only humorous because the first noticeable thing about arriving in the town was the distinct “smell” of the corn processing plants. I was immediately told, “that’s the smell of money!”  Add that smell to the bad taste in my mouth, and it’s been a difficult sensory experience here the last couple of days. I’ve had no desire to go by the house or the station, but getting together with old friends was worth the detour here.

I’ve always maintained that this retirement blog is mostly a selfish endeavor. I enjoy doing it and it’s a lot cheaper than therapy. The computer is my couch, as I express my frustrations, accomplishments, goals, and hopes. Like many other people approaching the age of sixty, the job market shrinks, and chances for advancement diminish. My wife continues to see her career flourish at this age, but she’s the exception rather than the rule. The last seven years of my career were taxing and unrewarding. If it weren’t for the company that gave me the Decatur opportunity and the pension they provide for me in retirement, I would not be enjoying this time of my life. I wish things had turned out differently in Decatur, and I’m trying my best to let bygones-be-bygones. 

This trip was part of our spring Midwest Marriott Tour that has included a range of hotels from Fairfield to JW Marriott. Yesterday, we were 33-stories over Indianapolis in a luxury setting, and today we’re in the midst of a hot-asphalt parking lot surrounding the half-empty mall. The extreme in accommodations closely matches the ups-and-downs of my career, with the lowest point being my last days in Decatur. I did not realize until this morning that there is a brand new Residence Inn just across the street that would have made our stay a little more pleasant for just a few more points. Conversely, the extended stay at the Fairfield Inn in the first few months that I lived here was definitely one of the high points, as I prepared to seize  the opportunity of re-branding and re-organizing a “new” TV station. At that time, the “Smell of Success” was stronger!

Retirement is not without Hassles: Bob & Tom #562

Another day in Indianapolis with friends and relatives, as part of our summer Midwest tour. On this morning’s run, following the same route where I prepped for my running streak over 9-years ago, I reminisced about its inception over a dinner with my wife’s newest hire. She and her husband, who was also a runner, familiarized me with the website runeveryday.com and challenged me to give it a try. I planned on starting this new quest on the first of the year when we got back to Austin and the holidays were over. Instead, I started two-days early, counting to the current total of 3,454 days on December 29th. As I ran in a light, Indiana snowfall that morning, I was listening to the same radio station that caught my ear this morning. They were my competitor for advertising dollars when I first worked in Indy, but eventually grew to be my favorite – WFBQ Q-95. The station features the raunchy humor of the Bob & Tom Show that was created in Indianapolis and slowly evolved into a nationally syndicated program. I heard a silly joke this morning that made me laugh, and turned it into an even sillier poem to make you blush:

WARNING SEXUALLY EXPLICIT:

Two morticians,
With a body on the table.
Is this story true,
Or a frivolous fable?

The toe tag reads,
“Stephen L. Smythe.”
They pull off the sheet,
And can’t believe the size.

“Is that what I think?
I’ve never seen another.”
It’s so big and thick,
Unlike any other.

“Ripley won’t believe it,
Get me the knife.
We’ll put it on display,
But first I’ll show my wife.”

He took home the jar,
And here’s what she said,
“Oh My God…,
Steve Smythe is dead!”

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