If you’re not retired, or still practicing for retirement, you probably have those moments of panic in the morning. It may be as simple as not being able to find your car keys and you’re late for an important meeting. My wife, who’s still working, had a panic attack the other morning. She wanted me to help her find her car keys, and we’re both scrambling around the house checking pockets, drawers, and cars trying to locate them. I was anxious to get her out the door so I could start my day, so I was happy to help. After about ten minutes of useless searching, she once again checked her purse. They were there – just as she’d left them the night before.
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The Curse
It’s gotta be unique,
Better yet designer.
It’s gotta have pockets,
And a fancy liner.
Like high heels,
Forget practical.
Avoid counterfeits,
Pay for the actual.
Quality stitching,
With handles tough.
Size does matter,
To hold lots of stuff.
What’s all in there?
It weighs a ton.
A potential weapon,
Or is that a gun?
It has everything,
You could possibly need.
A family of five,
Potentially feed.
An extra pair,
Of underwear?
The necessary tools.
For auto repair?
Phone, Computer,
Umbrella and more.
More inventory,
Than an average store.
.
Enough medical supplies,
To cure any disease.
But then you can’t find,
Your car keys.
Oh, the convenience,
Of a classy purse.
But a bottomless pit,
Is quite the curse.
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Sometimes I feel like I’m writing a classic Hollywood movie where suddenly the characters break out in song. In my case, I break out in poetry. I think you’ll find this to be a common thread throughout my posts. The bottom line is that what seems like panic one moment many times ends in a laugh. Let’s always try to find humor in our lives. It helps us through the hassles.
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