Retirement has its own language.  As you continue to read my posts, I will try to avoid using the traditional days of the week.  I have already made great progress in eliminating the words “Weekends,” “Holidays,” and “Vacations” from my retirement vocabulary.  After all, they are all the same now.  This is the next step in the retirement process:

Before Retirement

After Retirement

Monday “Trash & Cleaning” Day
Tuesday “Gym and Cooking” Day
Wednesday “Date Night” Day
Thursday “Errand” Day
Friday “Lunch” Day
Saturday “Everyone else is home” Day
Sunday “No Mail” Day