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Retirement is not without Hassles: Too Many Steps #1005

My step-daughter is getting married, and my role will be somewhat awkward. The wedding is a month away in San Francisco, and the mother-of-the bride and I went to visit for the weekend. We brought the happy couple a box of assorted wines that Alaska Airlines was kind enough to ship for free. During the course of 3 active days, my Apple Watch recorded over 70,000 steps between morning runs, walks to & from dinners, an afternoon jaunt through Golden Gate Park where we spotted a raccoon, a tour of their Presidio wedding venues, and some photo location scouting along the waterfront. I was trying to work in a side-venture to the Oakland A’s baseball stadium for a game against my White Sox, but that never worked into our plans.

The happy couple had just moved coast-to-coast from Washington D.C. after finding new jobs and and an apartment in the Dogpatch neighborhood. They arrived to meet us at our Courtyard by Marriott hotel suite after a long day of work. We were all tired and hungry but “Randee” couldn’t wait, grabbing what she thought were Gummies from a zip-lock bag my wife had packed. They turned out to be our entire supply of B-12 vitamins, so we teased her all weekend about stealing all of our energy while fortifying herself. (It could have been worse considering that we live in a state where edibles are legal.) I was already having some lower back issues that caused me to feel “old and sluggish” even before we arrived. As we head home, I decided to have some fun with it via a poem, after already offering some half-serious input about their wedding plans. I called them “Step-Suggestions,” since everyone else seemed to have their opinions. (See Post #1004).It was all for a laugh, as I’ll let her mom and real father have their well deserved “moment in the sun” come wedding day, while I’ll remain in the background of her life.

Step-Father

We came to visit,
And brought the wine.
Then walked to WaterBar,
To talk and dine.

I made a list,
Of marriage tips.
And shared my wit,
Over martini sips.

Planning a wedding,
Is thankless work.
Spoiled by those,
That act the jerk.

There was little chance,
To ignore my words.
Some scraps of wisdom,
To feed the birds.

When I woke up,
For energy to run.
I searched my vitamins,
But we had none.

Our B-12 supply,
Had been devoured.
My weekend mood,
Was sadly soured.

The bride-to-be,
Sometimes called “Randee.”
Mistakenly thought,
That they were candy.

We could have offered,
Our Peanut M&Ms.
They’d have satisfied,
Her hunger whims.

Instead she became,
An “Energy Vampire.”
Full of vigor,
Leaving me to tire.

It’s “Dumpling Time,”
Said fiancé, Ben.
So soon I rose,
To my feet again.

Then walked for miles,
Through The Park.
The Cliff House meal,
Lasted well past dark.

Another morning run,
A Presidio tour.
Just how much,
Could I endure?

Ball Park dreams,
Of sitting for hours.
Instead we talked,
Of vows and flowers.

The fog rolled in,
Over our picnic spread.
My aching back tested,
By photo sites ahead.

The happy couple,
In their new town.
We’re all looking forward,
To the “Girl in the Gown.”

Mom is proud,
The beautiful Bay.
But 70,000 steps,
Got in my way.

This is the role,
Of the “Step” father.
Making newlyweds laugh,
And not be a bother.


Best Wishes on many years together.

Love,

Mike

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

Retirement is not without Hassles: Curves and Bumps #1003

Every once in a while, I try to stray away from the comfort of humor and try to write something a little more serious. Here’s a stab at some romantic poetry, reflected from my “dirty-old man” thoughts. At least, I was thinking about my wife. As I frequently like to say, “I’m not dead yet,” as there’s still lead in my pencil.

Curves and Bumps

I just love,
Your curves and bumps.
When I cast eyes,
My pulse rate jumps.

As I admire,
My blood pumps.
I’m deep in Love,
My heart thumps.

I stare at you,
Magnetic pull.
They are the window,
To your soul.

A spark of current,
Flows down my spine.
The positive attraction,
A certain sign.

Brown hair beauty,
Angelic scent.
The two of us,
Were always meant.

I want to touch,
Your quivering lips.
I crave to clutch,
Your shapely hips.

Hold me close,
Squeeze me tight.
Be with me,
‘Til morning light.

Your soft skin,
And perfect pair.
There’s little else,
That can compare.

Be mine tonight,
And forever more.
It’s only you,
That I adore.

A kiss of passion,
Gives me goose bumps.
Above all else,
Our romance trumps.

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: If In Doubt? #1002

I’ve got a birds-eye view of snow-capped Mount Hood, as we make our way to out of PDX on the short Alaska flight to San Francisco. The dogs are left behind this time in the care of my step daughter and her fiancé, as we get the scoop on next month’s wedding of my other step daughter. My wife got some work stress relief today at the office, so it should be a pleasant weekend. I had my grumpy game face on as we left town, stressed about potential airport hassles. This is unfortunately a typical mood for me any more as we leave town and the comforts of home.

I met with the realtor yesterday as planned to get her assessment on selling our home and moving into a rental property. My wife is “practicing for retirement,” as I began to do five years ago in anticipation of her next stage of life. (See Post #1). She doesn’t want to be tied to a Portland property, as values may diminish in the coming years. I’m in favor of her downsizing efforts in lieu of future travel.

In an effort to make our home more appealing to potential buyers, the agent had several suggestions, including de-cluttering. We have lots of knick-knacks on shelves and counter-tops that can be distracting. She recommended storing them in the garage and behind closed cabinets. Out of the blue, I came up with this catch-phrase, typical of my rhyming mind: “If in doubt? – get it out.” I applied this philosophy to a lengthier poem that I wanted to share:

If In Doubt?

When it comes to clutter,
And you’re in doubt.
Don’t leave it there,
Clear it on out.

Same with garbage,
When stink’s in doubt.
Spray some freshener,
Or Pitch it out.

Tooth decay,
Some pain no doubt.
Call your dentist,
To yank it out.

At the fork in the road,
If there’s a doubt?
Whatever you do,
Don’t take THAT route.

Or, the library’s on fire,
And escape’s in doubt?
Ignore the Sh! Signs,
And start to shout.

Little old ladies,
If safety’s your doubt.
Don’t cross the street.
Without a Scout.

Banquet food,
Order in doubt?
Don’t get chicken,
Try the trout.

On stormy seas,
If any doubt.
Reset your sails,
To “Come About.”

A tidal wave,
Leaves little doubt.
You’re about to,
Soon “Wipe Out.”

If your belief’s,
A “Giant” doubt.
Go ahead and plant,
A tall bean stalk.

Is “Moby Dick,”
A Tale of doubt?
No need to fear,
That water spout.

On Christmas Eve,
If your gift’s in doubt.
Whatever you do,
You better not pout!

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

Retirement is not without Hassles: Knowin’ Where You’re Goin’ #985

I haven’t been goin’ much of anywhere this week. One of the joys of retirement is I haven’t driven my car in a full week. This translates to no doctor appointments, errands, or traffic hassles. My wife drove to “Date Night,” “Movie Night,” and into wine country, so it isn’t as if I’ve been a total recluse. However, this also means that the dogs haven’t gotten to go for a ride in a week-and-a-half, but I’ll more than make up for it on our trip into Vancouver, B.C. next week. I’ve been carefully planning for this adventure – “Knowin’ where I’m Goin’.”

I wrote this poem, based not so much on travel by car, but rather on the journey through life:

Knowin’ Where You’re Goin’

You’ve got this,
It’s clearly showin’
It’s simply knowin’
Where you’re goin’

It doesn’t matter,
Where you’ve been.
Or what you’ve done,
Let’s start again.’

Your life will change,
On this new course.
Self Assurance,
Your best resource.

A different you,
Assurance showin’
It’s simply knowin’
Where you’re goin’

You recognize,
Where you strayed.
So there’s no need,
To be afraid.

The path ahead,
Will open wide.
A better future,
Can’t be denied.

Your heart is soarin’
Strength is growin’
It’s simply knowin’
Where you’re goin’

Follow your instincts,
It’s right this way.
Start seeing sunshine,
In skies once gray.

I’m sure you feel it,
Deep down inside.
Let happiness,
Be your new guide.

There’s no doubt,
Confidence flowin’
It’s simply knowin’
Where you’re goin’

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

Retirement is not without Hassles: Getting Up #984

When I was a teenager, I could sleep until noon. Now, it’s simply naps between all too frequent trips to the bathroom. In retirement, I still get up to my wife’s alarm, so I’ve yet to shed that handcuff from my working days. During her weekends, the cat usually wakes me up, if not my bladder. Wake-up calls and alarms are also essential aspects of keeping on schedule when we travel, many times more grueling than any work itinerary.  All in all, there are very few days, even in retirement, when I can lay in bed as long as I like. In any case, I’m always disappointed and grumpy to leave the comfort of my bed. It’s by far the hardest thing I do every day and inspired this poem:

Sleep Deprivation

The hardest part,
Of every day?
Getting out of bed,
I’d have to say.

Bedtime is easy,
The day is done.
But getting up,
Is never fun.

Even on Christmas,
Why get up early?
My mood is dark,
I’m feeling surly.

Let me sleep in,
For all our sakes.
You’ll see the difference,
A couple hours makes.

Don’t wake-up,
A groggy me.
Don’t poke the bear,
Just leave me be.

You’ll regret,
What you might find.
The angry me,
Is never kind.

I can’t get up,
I need my rest.
Don’t dare stir,
This wasp’s nest.

Sleep Deprivation,
I strongly detest.
Now go away,
Don’t be a pest.

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Turning 21 Again…and again. #976

It’s my wife’s birthday, as it gets tougher every year to shower her with meaningful, creative gifts. I’ve also had to reduce the budget a bit in retirement, so expensive jewelry is no longer a staple. She did need some rings resized and a few small stones replaced, including an opal to fill an empty setting. I tucked these inside one of two hinged Limoges Boxes that I’m giving her this year. It’s a porcelain birthday cake (no calories) with three balloons as an extension. It pairs nicely with a similarly designed cake box with a balloon cluster that I gave her 11 years ago. The second box that she unwrapped today, is a hand-painted postcard from Bora Bora, the sight of her 60th celebration. She puts all of her Birthday boxes together in a display every year to remind me that the day is coming soon.

Typically, her birthday is more than just a day long, as she’s the master of stretching almost every occasion. Cards and gifts have been trickling in all week from friends and family. Her Birthday is always the biggest event of the year, but may be upstaged with two weddings in the next few months. My other gifts this year included a Hanro nightgown and Angel Delicious Hand Cream. These are two of her favorite things. We’ll dine with her daughter and her fiance, along with our meat-loving pups at Podnah’s BBQ. Our schnauzer Tinker developed a special fondness for brisket when we would take her to Rudy’s in Austin. She still gets excited when I stretch out the name RUUUUUDYS, as I often used to tease her in anticipation. Since she can smell much better than she can see these days, we’re hoping that she thinks it’s a return visit to the Texas capital.

We also had a fancier dinner at Coquine on Saturday night with friends, and will go out again tomorrow night, to satisfy my wife’s “fondness for fine food.” I will cook on Birthday Eve, as my retirement promise to prepare dinner once a week continues without fail. I’m just glad she’s back from her business trip in Phoenix. Soon, we’ll be flying to San Francisco to wrap-up some plans for her youngest’s wedding. My wife and I are baffled by Miranda’s comment that her mother wasn’t being helpful in the overall planning, even though she suggested the reception site, did extensive ring shopping, paid for her wedding dress, and generously assisted with the costs of everything, along with her ex-husband. Older Sister Megan’s far more conservative wedding is here in Portland, so maybe she feels like her mom is doing more for that affair? It’s clearly competitive. I’m just trying to stay out of it, but had to get in a little playful jab in my annual poem.

Years ago, I got a legal copyright on the phrase, “Just Turned 21 For the Third Time,” thinking that there was no better way to celebrate a 63rd Birthday. Otherwise, it tends to be uneventful. As a result, I had several hundred buttons printed to give to friends on their special day. I included one for her hidden inside the Bora Bora Limoges Box that she unwrapped, along with this poem:

Twenty-One Times Three

Just Turned 21,
For the 3rd time.
So I’ve written,
This birthday rhyme.

I was not around,
For the first two.
But today,
I’m here for you.

Cake without calories,
In box number one.
The gush of gifts,
Has just begun.

Balloons attached,
Make it unique.
Like all your parties,
It will last a week.

Resized rings,
Now opal-icious.
Garnets affixed,
Angel’s delicious.

Hanro nighty,
Podnah’s BBQ.
Just like Rudy’s
The pups go too!

What’s inside,
Box number two?
Twin Limoges,
For Gemini you.

Memories of sixty,
Three years back.
Bora Bora magic,
In our Tahitian shack.

Back from Phoenix,
Still employed.
But I can tell,
You’re quite annoyed.

More pleasant travels,
Miranda’s way.
As we head next,
To Frisco Bay.

Marriage plans,
To be discussed.
This time you’ll be,
Some “help” I trust.

Mother of the bride,
Twice this year.
Both big days,
Are very near.

It’s quite a gift,
They’re giving you.
As your two babies,
Say “I Do.”

So, Happy Birthday,
And many more.
To their Mother,
That I adore.

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Foodaholic #975

I’m joking in a sense, but my wife may be a Foodaholic. She’s always talking about food, clipping recipes, watching the Food Network, planning a dinner, or making a reservation. It’s both endearing and maddening, as she enjoys the preparation, presentation, and flavor of good food. Unfortunately for me, food is just fuel, so I’ve never had the appreciation that she feels. Frustration goes both ways, but fortunately opposites attract. I do enjoy our “Date Nights,” and the opportunity to experience a new restaurant with her every week. Just like a Broadway Show, I love watching the smile on her face, and any other of my feelings just don’t matter.

Throughout our 20-year relationship, my wife and I have certainly had our fair share of top restaurant experiences. We’ve been to several thousand different restaurants around the world. You can take just about any Top 100 list and we’ve been to at least twenty, including most of the 10 best. Even my wife will admit that it’s nearly impossible to impress her anymore, but she keeps trying. Since they change all the time, finding the perfect one will be a lifelong quest. It’s not even worth putting them on a Bucket List because they sadly may be out of business before we get there and under a new name or chef.  Just this year, I finally got a reservation at The French Laundry, the only dining experience that was left on her list. We also frequently talk about Alinea in Chicago, as one of the most unique nights at the dinner table. 

As I think about the two of us sharing a meal, it was worthy of a poem to define our drastic differences:

Gastro-Romance

She’s a Five-Star girl,
With an attitude.
A fine food fondness,
Always in the mood.

She’s a Five-Star girl,
With Michelin tastes.
She checks Zagat,
To see how it rates.

A Gourmet goddess,
No less than the best.
Let’s see if the menu,
Passes her test?

Her passion for food,
And its presentation.
The chef’s cuisine,
A sensual sensation.

Opposites attract,
Love is blind.
I’m not a gastronaut,
But she doesn’t mind.

An exceptional palate,
Refined taste buds.
Hers are discerning,
While mine are duds.

She’s a caviar junkie,
With champagne taste.
While I devour,
Each bite with haste.

I’m a food flunky,
She’s a connoisseur,
She knows what she wants,
While I’m never sure.

I like my food soft,
Missed the flavor boat.
My dentures don’t fit,
My tongue wears a coat.

I can’t seem to savor,
Just want to chow down.
As she watches me eat,
I can see her frown.

My manners are poor,
She’s full of grace.
I slurp my soup,
With crumbs on my face.

She’s a Five-Star Girl,
I’m a fast food man.
She watches Food Network,
While I’m not a fan.

She’s the Foodie,
Enjoys Extravagance.
For her Date Night’s,
A Gastro-Romance.

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

 

 

 

 

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Day Drinkin’ #964

Sometimes I feel like I should have been a country music songwriter. I seem to have a knack for taking a serious subject and twisting it into a chuckle. I was not even drinking when I wrote this poem:

Day Drinkin’

The bar is open,
The sun aglow.
A shot glass raised,
“Look out below.”

Over the lips,
And down the hatch.
Trying to get through,
Another rough patch.

The numbness helps,
The sadness gone.
I’ll keep this up,
Until it’s dawn.

I’m upset,
Can’t see straight.
Lost my love,
Filled with hate.

The whiskey soothes,
Another please.
The pain inside,
It seems to ease.

As I sit here,
Day Drinkin’.
It often leads to,
Late night thinkin’.

Bad ideas,
Destructive views.
It’s never easy,
Being in my shoes.

The sun goes down,
I’m all alone.
I try to call her,
On my phone.

Is she out again,
With him tonight?
While I’m becoming,
A sorry sight.

Thoughts get hazy,
The bottle gone.
And I wake up,
On someone’s lawn.

When morning comes
I then start thinkin’.
If I were smart,
I would quit drinkin’.

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

Retirement is not without Hassles: On The Mend #947

My life is great – consider the bookends. I was spoiled as a child and currently enjoying retirement. In between, it hasn’t exactly been a Disneyesque fairy tale. Without going into detail, I’ve had my share of ups and downs. It’s some of the darker moments that I reflect on in this poem:

On The Mend

I was sad,
And felt depressed.
My life put through,
It’s greatest test.

At last some hope,
I could depend.
After losing,
My best friend.

I felt alone,
No one to care.
Dealt a hand,
That wasn’t fair.

Dreadful thoughts,
Filled my head.
But chose the path,
Of promise instead.

A bright future,
Shines ahead.
When I once thought,
I’m better off dead.

A stronger me,
No more dark days.
I feel the warmth,
Of the sun’s rays.

I have to admit,
I saw the end.
Then found my way,
I’m on the mend.

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

 

Retirement is not without Hassles: Bladder Matter #941

Bladder Matter

It’s only a Trickle,
But I need to rush.
Feeling as if,
I just might Gush

I no longer,
Sleep most nights.
It’s naps between,
Restroom flights.

Up and Down,
Down and Up,
My aging bladder,
Has to interrupt.

Too many times,
I fumble in the dark.
Make way to the toilet,
And try to hit the mark.

Here’s my plight:
Five trips a night.
Too many flushes,
Before daylight.

Dealing with,
A sensitive prostate.
Often puts me in,
A hurried state.

It’s a Bladder Matter,
That just can’t wait.
I need some relief.
Before it’s too late.

Copyright 2019 johnstonwrites.com

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